[SIZE="5"]We peaked at the right time folks!![/size]
(Subject to immense retardation by Head Coach Dan Bylsma)
[SIZE="4"]Iginla, Malkin, Neal
Kunitz, Jokinen, Dupuis
Morrow, Sutter, Cooke
Glass, Jeffrey, Adams
[SIZE="3"]This gif embodies the Penguins effort the past 2 games without their Glorious Leader, Sir Sidney Patrick Crosby [/size]
[SIZE="4"]Welcome to Pittsburgh, Jussi Jokinen.[/size]
[SIZE="5"]Trade Deadline Recap for Shero's moves[/size]
- Morrow has 0pts, Joe Nieuwendyk finally ripped us off, fuck you Joe.
- Murray has more points than Morrow as a Penguin.
- Iginla has 1 goal with the Pens, Bylsma continues to use him on his off wing and it looks bad, Jarome is likely wondering why he said no to Boston at this point in time.
- Jokinen was just recently acquired for depth at C because it took Shero a shit load of time to realize TK, Jeffrey, and Sutter can't do shit all for offensive support.
- Crosby broke his jaw taking a widly inaccurate shot by Orpik (is there any other kind from this guy?) - Out indefinitely
- Letang out 7-10 days with a broken foot or a lower body injury, seriously, the Pens recyle that last one all the time, who the fuck knows, all we know is that he's out and our defense sucks right now
- Paul Martin had his hand amputated and transplanted with a robotic hand, fap time will suffer but recovery time will not. Is out indefinitely with an upper body injury, Pens sure love those terms don't they? Our defense really sucks without him.