Calgary Flames 2013 Season Thread

Roughneck · Post #1 by **Roughneck** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:00 pm

Lanny_MacDonald wrote:We're four points from drafting first overall. Jesus, when are Flames fans going to wake the fuck up?

Ten points from last and third? Such parity is proof that once we make the playoffs, we can be contenders so if anything the team needs to be strengthened, not weakened. I mean, Blake Comeau is a former 20 goal scorer. Once he re-finds his game that is like adding another 2nd line player at no additional cost!

Silverwear · Post #2 by **Silverwear** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:55 pm

Roughneck wrote:Ten points from last and third? Such parity is proof that once we make the playoffs, we can be contenders so if anything the team needs to be strengthened, not weakened. I mean, Blake Comeau is a former 20 goal scorer. Once he re-finds his game that is like adding another 2nd line player at no additional cost!

There's no way the Flames even sniff the playoffs, they've had half of their games at home against teams on the second night of a back to back. The schedule flatters those flaming schmucks and it'll end soon. I don't know how the fuck Feaster managed to get this sweet sched but I wouldn't doubt he gambled a first and third draft pick on it.

Roughneck · Post #3 by **Roughneck** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:10 am

Roughneck wrote:I mean, Blake Comeau is a former 20 goal scorer. Once he re-finds his game...

Lanny_MacDonald · Post #4 by **Lanny_MacDonald** » Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:54 pm

These stupid fuckers can't even tank properly!

Roughneck · Post #5 by **Roughneck** » Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:00 am

Shutout by the Ducks in Anaheim?

There's the team I've come to know and love!

freakin · Post #6 by **freakin** » Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:44 pm

Loving the saving of goals for future games.

:nice:

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Silverwear · Post #7 by **Silverwear** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:10 am

I just can't believe the fucking horseshoes up Calgarys' ass right now to beat Detroit, I guess the horsie head logo means something after all. Not only do they get to see a backup goaltender for the 10 th time this season, but hooking, holding, tripping, interference, crosschecking; none of that gets called against Calgary at home, it's like watching 1990 hockey all over again. This shit has to be fixed.

Germz · Post #8 by **Germz** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:11 am

bitch bitch bitch REFS bitch bitch bitch...

Silverwear · Post #9 by **Silverwear** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:59 pm

Germz wrote:bitch bitch bitch REFS bitch bitch bitch...

It's just the truth man.

Roughneck · Post #10 by **Roughneck** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:29 am

It's fixed like 2004: NEVER FORGET!

Roughneck · Post #11 by **Roughneck** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:05 am

I'm starting to think that this team isn't very good.

Silverwear · Post #12 by **Silverwear** » Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:46 am

Lanny_MacDonald wrote:These stupid fuckers can't even tank properly!

It looks like they're learning on the fly, props. Tambellinini is still the master of the tank though, I'm sure he'll whip up just enough losses to keep your club out of the top five.

Germz · Post #13 by **Germz** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:31 pm

STAY TUNED TRADE WINDS A BLOWIN

freakin · Post #14 by **freakin** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:09 pm

Nah, just the benching he needs to get his head in the game and lead this team to the playoffs!

Roughneck · Post #15 by **Roughneck** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:59 am

I tried to tell people the return was going to be shitty. But they just wouldn't listen.

freakin · Post #16 by **freakin** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:22 am

Calagary Iginlas

Roughneck · Post #17 by **Roughneck** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:38 am

We're the Calgary Cammalleri's now.

Roger Sterling · Post #18 by **Roger Sterling** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:25 pm

Roughneck · Post #19 by **Roughneck** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:53 pm

Based on King's interview on PTS, I think it is pretty evident that the President and GM need to be let go. Take most of that front office with them. And the back office staff. Just clean the fucking place out. Don't even wait until the end of the year.

Germz · Post #20 by **Germz** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:34 am

Ouch. Calgary loses Ralph, Jarome and Jesus all in the same week.

Roughneck · Post #21 by **Roughneck** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:46 am

Germz wrote:Ouch. Calgary loses Ralph, Jarome and Jesus all in the same week.

Well at least Jesus is coming back.

I hope.

Silverwear · Post #22 by **Silverwear** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:51 am

Roughneck wrote:Well at least Jesus is coming back.

I hope.

How can something that never existed come back?

Roughneck · Post #23 by **Roughneck** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:11 pm

Silverwear wrote:How can something that never existed come back?

Because it went away...duh.

Cao · Post #24 by **Cao** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:15 pm

i wouldn't be surprised if silverwear was a militant atheist

freakin · Post #25 by **freakin** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:32 am

Silverwear wrote:How can something that never existed come back?

Ironic that the Flames of Hell will engulf you, soon enough.

Germz · Post #26 by **Germz** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:35 am

Roughneck wrote:Well at least Jesus is coming back.

I hope.

Fingers crossed!

AD · Post #27 by AD » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:28 pm

Roughneck wrote:Well at least Jesus is coming back.

I hope.

Again? .. haven't we been through all this already. :rollseyes:

Roughneck · Post #28 by **Roughneck** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:13 pm

Flames fire sale: a 1st Round pick and any two players from the cold, dark depths of your franchise's reserve list and you can take whatever player you like!

freakin · Post #29 by **freakin** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:23 pm

Fine, I'll drop my 100 percent chance the Flames make the playoffs to 91 percent.

Roughneck · Post #30 by **Roughneck** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:29 pm

freakin wrote:Fine, I'll drop my 100 percent chance the Flames make the playoffs to 91 percent.

Oh ye of little faith. But on this, the lord's day (I think), you shall be forgiven.

freakin · Post #31 by **freakin** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:15 pm

Kipper pulled against Edmonton, trade partners afoot.

Roughneck · Post #32 by **Roughneck** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:29 pm

freakin wrote:Kipper pulled against Edmonton, trade partners afoot.

Hopefully the trade partner hasn't been watching the game.

Silverwear · Post #33 by **Silverwear** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:19 am

Cao wrote:i wouldn't be surprised if silverwear was a militant atheist

As you well know I'm an oil fan, would you believe in God if you were me?

Roughneck · Post #34 by **Roughneck** » Sat Apr 20, 2013 10:27 am

God lives!

Silverwear · Post #35 by **Silverwear** » Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:55 pm

Roughneck wrote:

God lives!

That's not God.That's his son, and even though Jesus saves, Hall would score on the rebound these days. Jesus therefore can't save anymore and is retiring. So in summation God may exist but his son is retired and the Flames of hell shall consume ye. Proverbs 4:29:13

Silverwear · Post #36 by **Silverwear** » Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:18 pm

So Justin Shultz is a whinny sleazbag for not signing with Anahiem, however Corban Knight is just exercising his options, gotta love cp.

Roughneck · Post #37 by **Roughneck** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:43 am

Anybody who chooses to live in Edmonton is a sleazbag, he was only a whiner for not going signing with Anaheim.

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