[Rated PG-13] Talk about snapchatted dog anuses here

[chewey]

There is no reason to not buy an SSD anymore. Seriously, there isn't.

Ah! Its you Jail Bait. What would you recommend?

[Alex Jones]

Like what do you want to do with it?

[chewey]

Like what do you want to do with it?

What any man would.



I want a computer that has good graphics that can play games. Nothing too extreme. Just something strong enough to hold maybe 5 games at a time and run them smoothly without glitches.

I will also be multitasking a lot. I'll be running multiple large programs at a time.

I want a fast computer that won't slow down under many circumstances with decent graphics for games.

Does that help?

[Alex Jones]

Okay. So here's my thing.

The number on thing that is going to extend the life of a PC is the microprocessor. Go get a good one. Get at least an i5. If you're running a fucking i3 that shit is going to be dragging in like three years. I haven't built with an AMD processor for close to decade, I don't know much about them.

Be aware, the original i series came out quite a while ago. Right now what Intel is doing is phasing in new processors under the same I series name, but with different architectures.


Don't buy one of the original core series that came out almost five years ago, buy the new Haswell chips.

All of those chips use the 1150 socket. Make sure when you buy a motherboard that you get one with that socket, some of the older ones still have the 1155 sockets from the Sandy Bridge era.

For graphics, there are a lot of good options right now in the midrange market.

Get one of the Radeon R-series or an Nvidia GTX in the 6 or 7 class. I don't know how much you're willing to spend on a GPU. I'd try the GTX 660 for about 170.

I'll just throw out there that the best site for hardware on the web is Toms Hardware, I get a lot of my info from there.

[chewey]

Thanks JB/AJ.

[NHL33]

http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon

[chewey]

Just glanced down at my "Join Date" and its back in Nov 2010. Holy fuck I've been here for 3+ years? I hate you all.













much love!

[KL]

A couple weeks ago, I did a couple spots at Laughs Unlimited in Sacramento. It went really well, and it looks like they're going to have me back next time.

Last weekend, I was supposed to host for Dustin Diamond. Yes, Screech from Saved by the Bell. Unfortunately, he broke his leg. So I worked with a local headliner and feature instead. It sucked ass, but I did get to destroy at a sold out show. The other five kind of sucked. I did as well as I could have, but performing for 6-30 people on a weekend show isn't a whole lot of fun.

Last night, I did a spot at The Comedy Store in San Diego. That was amazing. The room was packed, and I destroyed. Probably the biggest set of my career so far, and I nailed it.

Still waiting to hear back on 5 festivals and 2 contests. I'm off until Feb 28th, when I'll be in Atlanta for a festival, then I'm touring to Fargo with a couple of headliners. One of the headliners is flying from Fargo to do a cruise gig, so there's a chance that I could pick up some feature work on the way back with the other headliner.

[ABasin]

A couple weeks ago, I did a couple spots at Laughs Unlimited in Sacramento. It went really well, and it looks like they're going to have me back next time.

Last weekend, I was supposed to host for Dustin Diamond. Yes, Screech from Saved by the Bell. Unfortunately, he broke his leg. So I worked with a local headliner and feature instead. It sucked ass, but I did get to destroy at a sold out show. The other five kind of sucked. I did as well as I could have, but performing for 6-30 people on a weekend show isn't a whole lot of fun.

Last night, I did a spot at The Comedy Store in San Diego. That was amazing. The room was packed, and I destroyed. Probably the biggest set of my career so far, and I nailed it.

Still waiting to hear back on 5 festivals and 2 contests. I'm off until Feb 28th, when I'll be in Atlanta for a festival, then I'm touring to Fargo with a couple of headliners. One of the headliners is flying from Fargo to do a cruise gig, so there's a chance that I could pick up some feature work on the way back with the other headliner.

KL, do these 'venues' give you a per diem/help you with travel costs? Or is that all out of pocket? Just wondering...

[NHL33]

KL, what is your YouTube channel? I'm curious as to how your approach is today. The last time I saw you was when you initially posted a couple of videos way back when starting.

[KL]

KL, do these 'venues' give you a per diem/help you with travel costs? Or is that all out of pocket? Just wondering...

Depends on the venue. Right now, most of it is out of pocket. It's not a lot of money though. When I travel with the headliner, I only have to pay for my food. It's actually cheaper for me to live when I'm on the road. I leave for that festival in Atlanta on Tuesday and then after that, it's paid work for like a week and a half straight.

With the week I had in San Diego and LA, man, I'm fucking jacked. This is going to be a fun ride.

[KL]

KL, what is your YouTube channel? I'm curious as to how your approach is today. The last time I saw you was when you initially posted a couple of videos way back when starting.

Here's the video I used when I submitted to Bridgetown. It's from Laughs Unlimited in Sacramento.

[YOUTUBE]e8_H4TepsRg[/YOUTUBE]

[Alex Jones]

Last night was my brothers birthday.

I may have spent my life savings at the strip club. Christ. There was some Japanese chick and I probably put her kids through college. lol.

[Alex Jones]

Normally I'm alright at such establishments because I find most of the chicks pretty nasty.


But every once and a while I find a really hot one and they rob me blind. It's a weakness.

[stan:getz]

Here's the video I used when I submitted to Bridgetown. It's from Laughs Unlimited in Sacramento.

[YOUTUBE]e8_H4TepsRg[/YOUTUBE]

lol at the dude @ 415 laughing at your dick joke

[ABasin]

Harold Ramis dead.

Bummer. :-(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyaLZHiJJnE

[KL]

I wrote this great new Harold Ramis joke. I told it to Janelle and she was horrified. She has that Shinto and Buddhist background, so she's weird about things like that. She said to me "you shouldn't joke that way about the dead...he'll hear you and haunt you!"

I said "I ain't afraid o' no ghost!"

[Alex Jones]

You should write her some Kami jokes.

[WarriorOfGandhi]

speaking of comedy, here's this
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/02/the-dark-psychology-of-being-a-good-comedian/284104/

[KL]

Yup. Greg Giraldo. Chris Farley. They're the ones who broke the strand. Many don't or can't and remain with us, which only makes it worse. Carlin and Pryor were haunted by some serious demons. Moms Mabley carried a Sherman tank of pain behind her by the teeth. That husky fellow who stabbed himself forty times in a fishing boat too, what's his name, Artie Lange? Funny women are often abused too. Is what it is. But that's usually one particular brand of humor. The types of humor that rely on belitting one's self or others for amusement usually comes from a source of pain.

But Harold Ramis is a good reminder that edginess and subversiveness doesn't necessarily have to be rooted in pain.

I belittle myself for others' amusement, and I'm no stranger to pain. But I enjoy making people laugh. I'm happier doing comedy than I've ever been in my life.

Most comics I know are dark and depressed in some way. We're all broken somehow.

[WarriorOfGandhi]

so for the first time in my life I got an actual 9 to 5 office job and have been working at it for the past month, except for the fact that I ran out of actual work about two weeks ago and have been billing time for dicking around on the Interwebs. In fact, I spend more time at the office doing work for a freelance gig and getting a double paycheck. It's pretty much perfect, although I suspect the other shoe will drop in the immediate future

[VLoo]

My dog quite literally punched me in the face tonight. It had a surprising amount of power behind it.

[KL]

Some comedians / writers are like Ramis - a bit of sardonic edge, but no well of despair. That's why Norm MacDonald's serious moment at the end of his roast of Bob Saget will always be so touching and true. "Clean" guys like Cosby aren't necessarily better or worse, just different in the final product usually. There's a time for everything.

Different people are entertained in different ways. I saw that a lot this past week.

Glad it's bearing fruit for you and you're enjoying it.

Thanks man. It's been a crazy ride.

[stan:getz]

I put together the absolutely perfect ending to the book. I had the denouement and final scene figured out sometime last year, but I've wrapped it all up in a logical justification and symbolic home run. I literally had a Eureka moment.

Anyway, I'm ditching you guys when I'm a baller, but I'll just replace myself with a script that mentions sisu and Nicki Minaj so you won't miss me.

BALLER AUTHOR OVERDOSES ON FENTANYL AND BLACK LABEL BURBON

[stan:getz]

[SIZE="6"]SISU THAT MOTHERFUCKERS[/size]

[WarriorOfGandhi]

I put together the absolutely perfect ending to the book. I had the denouement and final scene figured out sometime last year, but I've wrapped it all up in a logical justification and symbolic home run. I literally had a Eureka moment.

Anyway, I'm ditching you guys when I'm a baller, but I'll just replace myself with a script that mentions sisu and Nicki Minaj so you won't miss me.

are there tits? I won't read it if there aren't any tits.

[VLoo]

are there tits? I won't read it if there aren't any tits.

[WarriorOfGandhi]

that's not nearly large enough

[stan:getz]

A buddy of mine and I will be road tripping to Fort Collins in June. What's the deal with smoking in public out there? We want to do some, ahhhh, golfing.

You can't smoke in public.

Why would you even want to do that?

Are you 15 years old?

[WarriorOfGandhi]

going to Fort Collins to blaze is like going to the Vatican for Yom Kippur. You should spend every second of your days in FoCo doing brewery tours and drinking. Smoke weed after you've gotten your stomach pumped if you still want to.

[VLoo]

Drinking is disgusting and unrewarding. You just puke and it tastes like sweat.

Weed gets you feeling delicious and sex becomes making love to Aphrodite even though it's a tubby frump from cowboy jacks, and no barf or indigestion.

Maybe just be better.

[ABasin]

Jesus christ are the leafs fans on this site fucking idiot babies.

Jeez, Demp. You having a tough day? I mean, as far as this site and its membership goes, we're all kinda flawed in one way or another, you know? :-)

[stan:getz]

Quite a strong possibility that Stan:Getz will be buying a new car this weekend.

Anybody want an 2001 Audi A4? Come get it. $3800.

[stan:getz]

Did you get what's her face pregnant? Minivan time?

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII time



I've wanted one for eleven years. It might finally be happening on Sunday.

[stan:getz]

THAR SHE BE

[stan:getz]

Do the fins give you stability while Top Gunning that rocket around the horse farms?

the finns give me sisu

[WarriorOfGandhi]

that is my favorite commercial ever

[WarriorOfGandhi]

for the second year running, I have won the Avs boreds fantasy league, proving conclusively that I know more about hockey than the rest of them combined

[VLoo]

Broads Keeper is the most gung-ho, dedicated, competitive, and fearsome league in the world. You'd inherit a top team and if you don't tend to it, would wind up with a lotto pick.

Or you could inherit a shitty team and hang out in the basement for a while and keep me company.

[WarriorOfGandhi]

I don't know if I have the dedication for a keeper league. Maybe come summertime.

[MP]

Broads Keeper is the most gung-ho, dedicated, competitive, and fearsome league in the world. You'd inherit a top team and if you don't tend to it, would wind up with a lotto pick.

This makes me feel good...

[Alex Jones]

Drinking is disgusting and unrewarding. You just puke and it tastes like sweat.

Weed gets you feeling delicious and sex becomes making love to Aphrodite even though it's a tubby frump from cowboy jacks, and no barf or indigestion.

As a somewhat professional drinker, you are clearly wrong.

Of course, I drink vodka straight anymore, so I may not be the person to listen to.