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Post #1 by NHL33 » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:27 pm

Oh, man. I would have happily abused those tags. Now I am filled with regret.
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Post #2 by NHL33 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:20 pm

Listening to Reznor's pet project's album release (Welcome Oblivion by How To Destroy Angels) and it's mostly average shit. A medley of ideas going nowhere and sounding as bad as the EP suggested the album would be.

His music has gone down the tubes since Year Zero. The Slip was a decent listen but I thought it'd be a snack before he went the route of a major album -- then Ghosts came out and it was both good and bad. Year Zero Remixed was too insignificant, and his musical scores for The Social Network and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo were mostly watered down versions of Ghosts, which makes it all the more remarkable that he and Atticus Finch got awards for Social Network!

NIN is regrouping to go on tour. Maybe a new album is at the end of the tunnel, but it'll be depressing if he continues this trend of mediocrity.


This would probably be better placed in Broadwalk, but I figure it's going to be ignored either way so I'd rather it do so here.
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Post #3 by Roger Sterling » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:17 am

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Post #4 by ABasin » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:51 pm

Posting from row 6 of a 737. Someone within a few rows of me has beefed about 15 times on this flight. Not cool.
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Post #5 by stan:getz » Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:33 pm

ABasin wrote:Posting from row 6 of a 737. Someone within a few rows of me has beefed about 15 times on this flight. Not cool.


Row 6 up top or down bottom in peasant class?
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Post #6 by Roger Sterling » Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:50 pm

Is "beefed" a new way to say fart?
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Post #7 by stan:getz » Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:06 pm

Roger Sterling wrote:Is "beefed" a new way to say fart?


This was already brought to the table
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Post #8 by BPR » Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:22 pm

I assumed it meant vomit and I was like "damn".
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Post #9 by stan:getz » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:56 am

If you guys don't know what something means, just use urban dictionary and avoid all this nonsense.
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Post #10 by WarriorOfGandhi » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:36 am

I, too, am unsure what beef means as a verb.
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Post #11 by stan:getz » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:54 am

It means ripping ass bros

What the fuck else is it going to mean? That he whipped out his dick and started jerking the fun on the plane?
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Post #12 by stan:getz » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:54 am

ya'll niggas is stupid
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Post #13 by clawfirst » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:56 am

You got a BEEF son?

^that is really the only usage I remember in the last 15 years. Maybe Basin's phone auto corrected something else.
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Post #14 by stan:getz » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:58 am

AB is just rather old and the term beefed is sliding on the archaic side of farting verbiage.
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Post #15 by Alex Jones » Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:47 pm

ABasin wrote:Posting from row 6 of a 737. Someone within a few rows of me has beefed about 15 times on this flight. Not cool.

You should take it to a smack DVD.
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Post #16 by NHL33 » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:09 pm

StanGetz wrote:AB is just rather old and the term beefed is sliding on the archaic side of farting verbiage.

Vomiting. Book it.
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Post #17 by stan:getz » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:33 pm

NHL33 wrote:Vomiting. Book it.


Beefed is a term for ripping ass. I don't even know why we're still having this discussion.
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Post #18 by stan:getz » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:34 pm

How is a dude in a seat going to throw up fifteen fucking times? He's gonna be in the bathroom. Let's be real here, deduction by logic at the very least.
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Post #19 by NHL33 » Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:38 pm

StanGetz wrote:How is a dude in a seat going to throw up fifteen fucking times? He's gonna be in the bathroom. Let's be real here, deduction by logic at the very least.

Dry heaves.
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Post #20 by Roger Sterling » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:50 pm

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Post #21 by ABasin » Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:06 pm

StanGetz wrote:AB is just rather old and the term beefed is sliding on the archaic side of farting verbiage.


Correct, Getz. Some nasty bastard be stinking up my plane.

Glad I could contribute to the thread.
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Post #22 by stan:getz » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:31 am

I ordered a MacBook Air this morning.
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Post #23 by stan:getz » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:34 am

Soon to turn into BPR with tight jeans and silly hair cuts, or if you were to google my old buddy Lucian Fohr from high school. That lvl.
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Post #24 by stan:getz » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:36 am

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There we go (standing up)
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Post #25 by Roger Sterling » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:01 am

StanGetz wrote:Image

There we go (standing up)


Why are you showing us 2 gay dudes in an office?



[SIZE="1"][color="white"]Their work is rather boring and been done before, nothing they do is cutting edge or fresh in the design+print world. Maybe in Denver it is, it's heavily influenced by Euro design, L+L have done much better work than they have and it looks like they've influenced these two clowns heavily, or rather, these two ripped them off in a lot of design aspects. Also their site, wtf is this hipster douche shit? If these guys are making bank in the US doing this lvl of work, I should turn my hobby into a career and move to Denver. [/color][/size]
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Post #26 by stan:getz » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:45 pm

Roger Sterling wrote:Why are you showing us 2 gay dudes in an office?



[SIZE="1"][color="white"]Their work is rather boring and been done before, nothing they do is cutting edge or fresh in the design+print world. Maybe in Denver it is, it's heavily influenced by Euro design, L+L have done much better work than they have and it looks like they've influenced these two clowns heavily, or rather, these two ripped them off in a lot of design aspects. Also their site, wtf is this hipster douche shit? If these guys are making bank in the US doing this lvl of work, I should turn my hobby into a career and move to Denver. [/color][/size]


You're pretty upset and hostel over something seemingly silly. Why don't you give them a call and ask them a few questions, maybe ya'll can meet and have a gay orgy fest of minimal design that's influenced by nobody but your hard cocks doing a triple dock.
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Post #27 by stan:getz » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:47 pm

Like I have any fucking idea about what they're doing or designing. That shit is easily the least interesting thing to me in the world. I couldn't care less. I'm not a gay hipster (yet)
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Post #28 by BPR » Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:57 am

When you wear horizontally striped sweaters fifty-two percent of the time, you don't forty-eight percent of the time.
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Post #29 by Roger Sterling » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:33 pm

BPR wrote:When you wear horizontally striped sweaters fifty-two percent of the time, you don't forty-eight percent of the time.


Dude in the beard and sweater should be shot.
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Post #30 by stan:getz » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:07 pm

Roger Sterling wrote:Dude in the beard and sweater should be shot.


So should all the Indians, but we're not all so lucky
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Post #31 by VLoo » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:15 pm

StanGetz wrote:So should all the Indians, but we're not all so lucky


I, for one, have no problem with our Native American brethren so long as they keep their gas huffing and raging alcoholism on the reserves.
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Post #32 by stan:getz » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:05 pm

VLoo wrote:I, for one, have no problem with our Native American brethren so long as they keep their gas huffing and raging alcoholism on the reserves.


I'm speaking of the abu dhabis, of course.
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Post #33 by Alex Jones » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:24 pm

The Sati Sand Niggers.
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Post #34 by stan:getz » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:16 pm

That was a fantastic Hejda to Kane to Hayes connection
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Post #35 by VLoo » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:47 pm

StanGetz wrote:That was a fantastic Hejda to Kane to Hayes connection


Keep that shit in the GDT. If that depressing Avs shit starts seeping into our OT threads, we're not gonna be able to escape it and there'll be murder-suicides all over the place.
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Post #36 by Roger Sterling » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:35 pm

StanGetz wrote:So should all the Indians, but we're not all so lucky


We actually provided an insane about of things to humanity.

Your people provided gardening and burritos.

You should just go die, bean negro.
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Post #37 by Roger Sterling » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:46 pm

Lifer wrote:Is there anything more grammatically offensive than the unnecessary apostrophe?


Whatever do you mean, Lifer?


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Post #38 by stan:getz » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:03 pm

VLoo wrote:Keep that shit in the GDT. If that depressing Avs shit starts seeping into our OT threads, we're not gonna be able to escape it and there'll be murder-suicides all over the place.


Shit I thought I was
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Post #39 by BPR » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:03 pm

Lifer wrote:Is there anything more grammatically offensive than the unnecessary apostrophe?


I don't find punctuation mistakes to be offensive, even if pluralizing with an apostrophe looks hideous.
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Post #40 by stan:getz » Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:49 am

Roger Sterling wrote:We actually provided an insane about of things to humanity.

Your people provided gardening and burritos.

You should just go die, bean negro.


I wish I could bro, I wish I could.
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Post #41 by VLoo » Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:08 pm

Well this took a dark turn.
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Post #42 by Roger Sterling » Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:28 pm

Remember, vertical slices, not horizontal. Horizontal slices are for attention whores, vertical slices are for closers.

Leave a note and a will.
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Post #43 by stan:getz » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:45 pm

Roger Sterling wrote:Remember, vertical slices, not horizontal. Horizontal slices are for attention whores, vertical slices are for closers.

Leave a note and a will.


I wouldn't cut myself in a bathtub man, I'm not an emo kid.

I'd just use the Desert Eagle

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Post #44 by stan:getz » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:52 pm

VLoo wrote:Well this took a dark turn.


Naw man, everybody is suicidal. Especially people who post on message boards.

It's perfectly normal.
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Post #45 by Alex Jones » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:12 pm

Still had it figured out right, I just miscalculated who would and wouldn't become an NHL starting goaltender.
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Post #46 by NHL33 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:12 pm

dempsey_k wrote:btw, in our league, we still regularly talk about how Jailbait gave away John Tavares and Pekka Rinne for Leland Irving, because the guy he gave them to is now likely to win this year.

I don't know the setup of your league, but it looks like Giroux was traded below market value recently.
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Post #47 by Alex Jones » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:14 pm

I'm still of the belief that a low price starting goaltender is worth much more VORP in that league than a high scoring forward.
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