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Post #1001 by stan:getz » Wed Dec 10, 2014 12:21 am

Hey, the avs blow fucking ass

See you next year!
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Post #1002 by Alex Jones » Wed Dec 10, 2014 3:37 am

All in for McDavid time. All we need is another Varly groin pull and a Tanguay knee injury and were about there.
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Post #1003 by Alex Jones » Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:34 am

I don't give a fuck if we go 0-fer the rest of the season if it means McDavid.

Draft McDavid, trade Duchene for OEL. This is my Shambhala.
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Post #1004 by stan:getz » Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:01 pm

dempsey_k wrote:Great we can be the Oilers.

So sad for Iginla.


Iginla is like the laziest person on the ice, next to Duchene. Who cares. If he wanted to win he would have just stayed in Boston. He wanted money and term, and came where he could get it.

Whatever.
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Post #1005 by stan:getz » Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:59 pm

So I'm a manager at a dog day care in Denver, and it so happens that Gabriel Landeskog dropped his dog Zoey off yesterday for daycare. I wasn't working, but my buddy told him I was a big avs fan and wanted to get my Aebischer stick signed by him, and he said he was coming back next week and wanted to meet me.

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Post #1006 by MP » Tue Dec 16, 2014 2:21 pm

mooseOAK wrote:Remember to feed the dog so that he is alive when Gabe gets back.


And don't think that sex with lando's dog will fill that void in your heart, cause it won't.
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Post #1007 by VLoo » Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:51 pm

>Aebischer stick
PredsFan77 wrote:Vloo: I forgot to include him in my top ten, but I would encourage him to sleep with any of my exes so that we could say our penises have been in the same space. I'd like that.
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Post #1008 by clawfirst » Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:35 pm

It's kind of beautiful. stanz hero's are backup goalies. living the dream.
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Post #1009 by stan:getz » Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:12 pm

MP wrote:And don't think that sex with lando's dog will fill that void in your heart, cause it won't.


I was probably going to try and suck his dick, I don't really care about his dog.
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Post #1010 by ABasin » Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:02 pm

stan:getz wrote:I was probably going to try and suck his dick, I don't really care about his dog.


If you can get the words out around his johnson, ask him if they're going to trade O'Reilly at the deadline, or in the offseason.
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Post #1011 by WarriorOfGandhi » Tue Dec 16, 2014 11:41 pm

no, ask him why Stuart is such a flaming pile of shit.
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Post #1012 by clawfirst » Wed Dec 17, 2014 12:33 am

Or just be completely normal and ask normal things like "how's your day?". In my experience this opens up celebrity's to an actual conversation.

" do you want an autograph? "

how's about we shake hands, I enjoy your work...now when did you get fluffy?
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Post #1013 by MP » Wed Dec 17, 2014 9:34 am

vonbonds wrote:Be a normal guy Stan, don't listen to these idiots. Suck his dick like it contains the antidote. Also make lots of eye contact and act like it's very big.


Make up a t-shirt with a pic of you and his dog and give it to him while wearing the same shirt...
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Post #1014 by stan:getz » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:01 pm

I am going to suck this fucking dick bros
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Post #1015 by stan:getz » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:01 pm

No persuasion necessary
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Post #1016 by stan:getz » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:06 pm

dempsey_k wrote:I'm telling your gf on you


Do that shit, I know fasho she's gonna want in on his cock
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Post #1017 by stan:getz » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:06 pm

"he has nice teeth" Brandy from work
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Post #1018 by stan:getz » Wed Dec 17, 2014 8:06 pm

"he has nice balls" Maureen from home
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Post #1019 by ABasin » Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:33 am

LOL. Good having you back in form, Getz.
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Post #1020 by Alex Jones » Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:40 pm

Better not pussy out and just give a reach around.
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Post #1021 by VLoo » Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:24 pm

Not that there is anything wrong with that.
PredsFan77 wrote:Vloo: I forgot to include him in my top ten, but I would encourage him to sleep with any of my exes so that we could say our penises have been in the same space. I'd like that.
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Post #1022 by MP » Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:37 pm

When is the Stan vs lando GDT?
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Post #1023 by Alex Jones » Fri Dec 19, 2014 8:13 am

dempsey_k wrote:At least one of you is actually gay.


Probably Landeskog.
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Post #1024 by stan:getz » Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:46 am

Alex Jones wrote:Better not pussy out and just give a reach around.


Please, I'm not in the sixth grade anymore bro
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Post #1025 by stan:getz » Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:47 am

hek wrote:If he's going from behind he needs to go full rusty trombone.


I'm not going anywhere near this legends butthole. If he wants to slide one in me, so be it. I'm going to initiate, and let him reciprocate as he feels necessary.

He will be in full control. I feel he would like that.
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Post #1026 by Alex Jones » Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:01 pm

Betta not spit


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Post #1027 by stan:getz » Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:31 pm

Can't wait until February.
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Post #1028 by stan:getz » Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:33 pm

Why did you stop writing on the blog?

I was ready to read your dismay with Interstellar.
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Post #1029 by MP » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:32 am

dempsey_k wrote:Changed focus to working on the book and some freelancing might be on the horizon, tho I'd like to keep it just essay stuff instead of actual reporting. Something big may have just fallen into my lap I don't want to go around trying to find stories to get paid dirt.


What's her name?
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Post #1030 by ABasin » Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:52 am

stan:getz wrote:Can't wait until February.


Is that when she turns 18?
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Post #1031 by stan:getz » Wed Dec 24, 2014 11:28 pm

ABasin wrote:Is that when she turns 18?


New Malick
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Post #1032 by WarriorOfGandhi » Thu Dec 25, 2014 12:26 am

merry christmas, you colossal faggots
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Post #1033 by Alex Jones » Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:44 pm

Egg nog is fucking gross.
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Post #1034 by ABasin » Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:37 pm

Merry Christmas, gents.
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Post #1035 by stan:getz » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:04 am

Met Sir Landeskog last night.

He was in a pretty lousy mood I think, I'm sure practice wasn't much fun. But I introduced my self and shook his hand.

Next time, I cup and suck.
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Post #1036 by stan:getz » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:20 pm

dempsey_k wrote:You know it's probably like 25% possible he read this thread before coming in and did it anyway so it wouldn't get any worse.


lol, I did briefly consider the thought that he scanned the interwebs every now and again.

Then I realized he's a multi-millionaire with a sexy girlfriend and a great job. He's not searching for himself in this drudge.
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Post #1037 by Alex Jones » Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:29 pm

This forum is more than a little off the beaten path, I highly doubt he could find this thread if he tried.
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Post #1038 by Alex Jones » Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:30 pm

Anyway it was clearly all jokes, I doubt he would get offended.
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Post #1039 by WarriorOfGandhi » Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:56 am

hek wrote:Hopefully 2015 sucks a little less than 2014. I'm off to the bar to punish my liver. Be safe, gents.


with the exception of the Super Bowl, 2014 was damn good to me. Went to Prague, Athens, Australia, and Mexico. Got my first actual office job, which required exceptionally little work, got fired and now work a new and better job that requires slightly more work. Saw old friends I hadn't seen in two or three years. Went skydiving for the first time. Ate a lot of good food, drank a lot of good beer, read a lot of good books. Lived the life, mang.
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Post #1040 by Alex Jones » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:20 pm

dempsey_k wrote:Hey jailbait.

Settle down.


Yea looking back that was probably worth a ban.
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Post #1041 by stan:getz » Sat Jan 03, 2015 2:05 am

I was super cool to the bro compared to all the other fucknuts employed by the place

I'm like a demigod of supreme service and ultimate professionalism. One of the bitches took a pic of herself holding up his dog in a practical chokehold and posted it on the avs FB timeline.

Fucking cunts bros
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Post #1042 by Alex Jones » Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:22 pm

Cowboys lost, so my 2015 is basically now ruined. My life is so fucking exciting.
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Post #1043 by Alex Jones » Tue Jan 13, 2015 6:39 pm

dempsey_k wrote:It's terrible enough that you're a football fan, but a boys fan too? That's like being the id of Nazism.


Disappointed you didn't get in a Hitler bar joke.
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