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Post #901 by WarriorOfGandhi » Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:18 pm

the only cure I've found for a hangover is taking a tremendous dump
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Post #902 by VLoo » Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:59 pm

WarriorOfGandhi wrote:the only cure I've found for a hangover is taking a tremendous dump


I also find a shower and some sort of sexual release to be helpful. Perhaps all 3 simultaneously.
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Post #903 by MP » Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:05 pm



So bacon pizza and bacon burgers (specifically a baconator) would have the same effect as they both gave the carbs and protein?
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Post #904 by Alex Jones » Tue Apr 29, 2014 8:03 pm

I like drinking pepto bismol the day after, it either makes you throw up or your stomach feels better.
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Post #905 by chewey » Sat May 03, 2014 3:15 pm

Can't help but feel this belongs here:

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Post #906 by stan:getz » Sun May 04, 2014 12:11 am

Disgusting and borderline offensive animals.
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Post #907 by NHL33 » Sun May 04, 2014 12:58 am

Shut your bloody mouth.
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Post #908 by clawfirst » Sun May 04, 2014 2:59 am

The natural order of nature...
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Post #909 by NHL33 » Fri May 09, 2014 12:40 am

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Six loooong years
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Post #910 by VLoo » Fri May 09, 2014 10:20 am

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
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Post #911 by chewey » Sat May 10, 2014 12:27 am

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
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Post #912 by NHL33 » Mon May 12, 2014 10:52 pm

hek wrote:So is a second ban from boreds permanent? The first one wasn't.

Probably not, but if it's that important you could just mask your IP.
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Post #913 by NHL33 » Tue May 13, 2014 12:17 am

Sports media is dumb and, if we're willing to be honest, so are sports fans. When large groups of people conglomerate about frivolous things, expectations should be fairly low. It's a cesspool of immaturity, stupidity, trolling, etc., combined.
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Post #914 by NHL33 » Tue May 13, 2014 12:34 am

dempsey_k wrote:"Don't read the comments" - boreds/broads is the comments.

But we have tags dammit.
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Post #915 by ABasin » Tue May 13, 2014 10:11 am

hek wrote:So is a second ban from boreds permanent? The first one wasn't.


What did you in this time?
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Post #916 by WarriorOfGandhi » Tue May 13, 2014 1:07 pm

dempsey_k wrote:boreds is basically the laughingstock of online hockey talk by now


I greatly enjoy the fact that Puck Daddy includes a "bad HF trade proposal of the week" with their blogs
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Post #917 by NHL33 » Sat May 17, 2014 3:50 pm

Wrecking balls have less destructive power than nuclear bombs. This is where Miley went wrong.
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Post #918 by clawfirst » Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:15 pm

OK I need a KL comedy update or Stan buttsecks post or this forum is getting ignored
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Post #919 by NHL33 » Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:34 pm

Ignore us, you pussy.
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Post #920 by NHL33 » Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:28 pm

I wonder if it's really worth working so much. On the other hand, if I didn't, what the hell would I do?

Sports seem like a waste of time. Reading gets tedious. What do you guys do in your free time?
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Post #921 by Alex Jones » Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:17 pm

NHL33 wrote:I wonder if it's really worth working so much. On the other hand, if I didn't, what the hell would I do?

Sports seem like a waste of time. Reading gets tedious. What do you guys do in your free time?


Video games and booze. So much booze. It's to the point I've perfected how much to drink so I can stay functional in the morning.
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Post #922 by VLoo » Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:08 pm

Butt stuff.
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Post #923 by NHL33 » Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:12 pm

Eh... These all suck. I'll just keep working.
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Post #924 by Alex Jones » Sat Nov 08, 2014 10:25 am

Every time I go out to party I always tell myself that I won't go to the step club because it's so expensive.

And every time, I end up there. Nothing like coming back from a blackout in a club like $200 deep in private dances. Take my life as a word of caution.
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Post #925 by MP » Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:06 pm

Why would anyone go to a strip club?
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Post #926 by clawfirst » Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:17 pm

I used to like to go and sit at the bar and piss off the strippers by ignoring them.
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Post #927 by VLoo » Sat Nov 08, 2014 1:46 pm

Timely, as I got kicked out of a strip club last night.
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Post #928 by VLoo » Sat Nov 08, 2014 2:46 pm

dempsey_k wrote:Couldn't keep your squirrely hands to yourself eh


They didn't take kindly to my photography.
PredsFan77 wrote:Vloo: I forgot to include him in my top ten, but I would encourage him to sleep with any of my exes so that we could say our penises have been in the same space. I'd like that.
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Post #929 by clawfirst » Sat Nov 08, 2014 3:04 pm

lol you're lucky you didn't get beaten up by three bored bouncers and a coked out DJ
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Post #930 by VLoo » Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:03 pm

dempsey_k wrote:We're you going to show the picture to your mom?


I suppose I could. I wasn't taking a picture of the dancers, just of the dude fast asleep sitting upright right next to the stage.
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Post #931 by ABasin » Sun Nov 09, 2014 2:06 pm

dempsey_k wrote:Why would anybody pay more than $60 at a strip club


Or more than $6. Don't get it.
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Post #932 by ABasin » Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:19 pm

dempsey_k wrote:I've enjoyed strip clubs in the past, and I don't have a problem with or bad attitude towards them. Just so long as everyone realizes this is burlesque dionysian fun and not to be taken seriously. People like cheap thrills with saucy minxes, I don't judge, especially the minxes, they're earning a living. $60 is entry fee, mandatory drink, and two maximum lap dances. Anything more than that is a self control problem and/or a problem with one's own sexuality.


LOL.

Demp, trust me, I have no moral issue with it at all. I kind of put it into the same category as golf, or rodeo, or Wil Ferrell movies: just don't get it.
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Post #933 by ABasin » Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:19 pm

ABasin wrote:LOL.

Demp, trust me, I have no moral issue with it at all. I kind of put it into the same category as golf, or rodeo, or pro basketball, or Wil Ferrell movies: just don't get it.
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Post #934 by NHL33 » Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:30 pm

Strip clubs are lame.
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Post #935 by MP » Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:34 am

dempsey_k wrote:I'm pretty much over that phase. I've known a few dancers in my time and heard some very dark, also some very amusing stories from them. It's an honest con like any other. I'd go if others wanted to, but I'd rather spend the money on a huge Indian or Middle Eastern dancer to be honest.


We all have our vices...
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Post #936 by clawfirst » Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:14 am

Meh, if you were allowed to finish for the same price that's a lie.


I always leave a restaurant full though.
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Post #937 by WarriorOfGandhi » Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:45 am

I've never been to a strip club and have no particular desire to go
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Post #938 by NHL33 » Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:34 pm

Even if it cost little I'd skip; it's just a terrible atmosphere, experience, etc.
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Post #939 by NHL33 » Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:24 pm

I'm working on finding out. Strippers and crack whores are not it though.
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Post #940 by ABasin » Thu Nov 13, 2014 4:09 pm

NHL33 wrote:I'm working on finding out. Strippers and crack whores are not it though.


Are you looking for a good one-time experience? Or something more rewarding over the long haul, i.e. a hobby?
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Post #941 by NHL33 » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:39 pm

ABasin wrote:Are you looking for a good one-time experience? Or something more rewarding over the long haul, i.e. a hobby?

I'm going to explore video game development, particularly for mobile phones. That'll keep me busy and maybe even be a future career opportunity.

But first baby steps.
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Post #942 by ABasin » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:09 pm

NHL33 wrote:I'm going to explore video game development, particularly for mobile phones. That'll keep me busy and maybe even be a future career opportunity.

But first baby steps.


Don't you already write code?
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Post #943 by ABasin » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:00 pm

hek wrote:I'm still considering developing a nice drug addiction. Hasn't happened yet, but stay tuned.


Yeah, problem is those things tend to have a given shelf life, at which point they go bad quickly.

I'd like to (re)learn to play the piano and the guitar. Maybe learn how to kayak white water (not til the Spring though).

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