Der Schadenthreade

Ernie · Post #101 by **Ernie** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:31 pm

Dude has got to be pretty shell shocked right now though.

Cao · Post #102 by **Cao** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:09 am

The Canucks didn't deserve to lose that one, but I do question whether opposing teams burying their chances is a luck thing or a systems thing.

edit: LOOKS LIKE I POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD!!!

Dim Jim · Post #103 by **Dim Jim** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:21 pm

http://hockeybroads.com/threads/36460-Tsn-sez-changes-coming-soon-Gillis-fired

Zorbane · Post #104 by **Zorbane** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:09 pm

What a bunch of losers

Ernie · Post #105 by **Ernie** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:59 pm

Tune in now to watch the Leafs get eliminated. Yay!

Dim Jim · Post #106 by **Dim Jim** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:55 pm

3 years ago, they were 2 games up in the cup finals; now this: http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1644491&page=29

Dim Jim · Post #107 by **Dim Jim** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:56 pm

Dr. Richard Kimble wrote:3 years ago, they were 2 games up in the cup finals; now this: http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1644491&page=29

After all this, they'll take Fleury or McCann or someone like that too

Dim Jim · Post #108 by **Dim Jim** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:03 pm

Althought you have to give credit where credit is due - they had something like a 1-2% chance of getting the 6th pick two weeks ago. Now they have, apparently, a 76.8% chance of drafting 6th, a 17% chance of drafting 7th, and a 6.2% chance of drafting 1st. That's impressive, and maybe the first glimmer of good luck they've had all year.

King Ryan · Post #109 by **King Ryan** » Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:03 pm

Dr. Richard Kimble wrote:3 years ago, they were 2 games up in the cup finals; now this: http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1644491&page=29

It disgusts me.

Hooker · Post #110 by **Hooker** » Thu May 01, 2014 11:59 am

Joe Thornton: 7gp, 2g, 1a, -6, 135:15 minutes played
Raffi Torres: 7gp, 2g, 1a, +3, 64:11 minutes played

aptar · Post #111 by **aptar** » Thu May 08, 2014 2:56 pm

Ernie · Post #112 by **Ernie** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:41 pm

Would you rather have Carlyle or Torts?

Discuss.

Cao · Post #113 by **Cao** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:11 pm

Torts. Even though he didn't execute what he said he'd do, at least he can figure out what the issues are. At one point Carlyle flat out said he didn't know why they were playing so poorly.

Tripwyre · Post #114 by **Tripwyre** » Thu May 08, 2014 4:15 pm

He said that again this morning as well. It's an interesting comparison though, because the one thing they have in common is that after their current / most recent stints come to a close, neither of them will ever coach in the NHL again.

Ernie · Post #115 by **Ernie** » Fri May 09, 2014 12:59 pm

That's what they said about Keenan after his 3rd NHL job.

In other news, Canada loses to France in the World Hockey Championships. This was to be expected, due to the fact that the Canucks and the Leafs each have 3 players on the roster, more than any other NHL team.

Cao · Post #116 by **Cao** » Fri May 09, 2014 2:41 pm

It's probably because Cody Hodgson is playing centre.

Ernie · Post #117 by **Ernie** » Thu May 15, 2014 12:58 am

http://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/25ljp0/lucic_told_weise_in_handshake_im_gonna_ing_kill/chideqm

SbisaSoSassy · Post #118 by **SbisaSoSassy** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 1:10 pm

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1785621

So good.

Vector · Post #119 by **Vector** » Tue Dec 02, 2014 1:21 pm

If they get traded they'll either become stars or remain middling. Either way, Edmonton is blamed for wrecking the development of so many great prospects.

King Ryan · Post #120 by **King Ryan** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:38 am

I have to say....I have enjoyed the schadenfreude, but I am even a little shocked at how bad they are. Tonight they lost their eleventh straight; they still are winless against the Western Conference. The Oilers are really exceeding my wildest expectations for how much tragic comedy they can provide. I mean they are practically eliminated from the playoffs on December 3. I thought they'd suck, but holy shit balls.

Hooker · Post #121 by **Hooker** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:10 pm

Guess which year MacTavish had the following post-season comment:

“[The season] was such a debacle from start to finish in so many ways that we are for sure going to better. It’s just a measure of how much.”

Was it:

1) 2013-2014, 29-44-9, 67pts, 203gf, 270ga?
2) 2014-2015, 24-44-14, 62pts, 198gf, 283ga?

Cao · Post #122 by **Cao** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:29 pm

Answer: both!

wait, missed that you did 13-14 and 14-15. he said a similar quote today that he said at the end of 12-13.

19nazzy · Post #123 by **19nazzy** » Sat Jun 27, 2015 2:09 am

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showt ... ?t=1917419

They still won the. Cup but whatever, some fun reads here.

King Ryan · Post #124 by **King Ryan** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 3:14 pm

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showt ... ?t=1921885

19nazzy · Post #125 by **19nazzy** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:29 pm

http://www.csnne.com/boston-bruins/bost ... vided-team

Hooker · Post #126 by **Hooker** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:56 pm

http://oilers.nhl.com/club/stats.htm

mooseOAK · Post #127 by **mooseOAK** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 2:38 pm

Being 0-3 with a .935 save percentage is an achievement, of sorts.

Jyrki21 · Post #128 by **Jyrki21** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:58 am

mooseOAK wrote:Being 0-3 with a .935 save percentage is an achievement, of sorts.

Technically it means they've moved on from their defense problem. So good for them, I guess?

aptar · Post #129 by **aptar** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:51 pm

#herecometheoilers

rod stewart · Post #130 by **rod stewart** » Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:24 pm

the rise and fall of
Mogilny to Bure

Lucic Matthews Boeser
Baertchi Horvat Patrick
Sedin Sedin Virtanen
Etem Gaunce Hansen

Hutton Trammer
Stretchy Tanev
Edler Sbisa

O man can u imagine if mccann turned out like bergeron

Then add in Matthews Boeser and Horvat thats a lethal forward core for a decade

Ok so i had 3 dreams about the lottery last night

The first 2 we won The third one edmonton won and leafs got 2nd so we got 4th pick -'pretty disapointing

This is it this is it!!!!!

Just a few minutes people do u realize it!!!????

Get these clowns off the TV PLEASE!!! JUST START!!! AWWWWWWW

Minutes just minutes folks :)

Final Commercial People

Goodness enough commercials people i hate beer commercials

My hands is swetting people!!!! INTENSE INTENSE

Hands are wet people!!

Hands shaking now

jnjkldsank;lnadsklfgjdkl;asgkadsgjkl;agdklsg

This is so stupid how could this happen!!!>>>

I dont get this this is so dumb

I cant believe this how did this happen i hate this league

Cant stand this league this shouldnt of happend

Joke what a joke this is so unfair

Who cares any more what a joke

This is all just so unfair it shouldnt of happend like this ITS NOT FAIR

Yeah i guess but it was suppose to be this year doesnt make sense its just not fair i cant believe it

This the definition of unfair what happend we were suppose to get 1st

So disappointed in this league for doing this to us i cant get over this

We should of got 1st because of all the BS we had to go thru this year its not fair. Suppose to be Vancity #1 i just dont get it

Im fantastic at math this iis has noting to do with math tho this is just junk unfair BS

And considering Larkin was still available not sure how that idiot Benning chose party animal Virtanen at 6 :shakehead

Yep exactly not to mention all the trade deadline nothing happening that we had to deal with. Its just so unfair what happend today i cant believe it still this is a nightmare is
such a injustice

Worse cause Sedins are getting way older and will probs get around 40 pts each next year

Now its making sense why Demko really considered going UFA instead of going to this tire fire

I guess its time we start to accept this. Unfair unjustice not right basicaly everything WRONG happend today but i guess it is what it is now. I lost a lot of intrest in hockey
today this shouldnt of happend. I guess go Dubois hopefully somehow Benning grows a brain to take him if available

Anyways some of you are taking this really bad so Im gonna cool down and take a walk this is super frustating that so many fellow "canucks fans" are taking this so light what
happend today

Im telling u if Benning doesnt get Cagulera and sign Lucic this will be the lowest moment in my life as a hockey fan

~~~

King Ryan · Post #131 by **King Ryan** » Sun May 01, 2016 3:57 pm

Fantastic.

King Ryan · Post #132 by **King Ryan** » Sun May 01, 2016 6:52 pm

Mogilny to Bure wrote:Anyways i guess were cooling off so i guess look to who to get at 5 and who will oilers pick take cause they maight trade it to NYI or whoever so think thell take Dubois at 4 leaving us who to take i think is between and we should brake down of this to take

Tkachuck - tough physical great junior season
Juol - smoothest dman so smart could be 1D for decades like Lidstrom
Brown - 6'7 centre with mad skill only getting better

Is this just Bowie Horvat with a new username or ... ?

Hamhoose · Post #133 by **Hamhoose** » Sun May 01, 2016 9:23 pm

Are these actual quotes? Or are you just typing like a 4th grader like it's some poetic justice that our hf fanbase is so retarded that we deserved to drop two spots in the draft?

19nazzy · Post #134 by **19nazzy** » Sun May 01, 2016 11:47 pm

I was on HF for a bit after the lottery, that Mogilny to Bure poster is a piece of work

Jyrki21 · Post #135 by **Jyrki21** » Mon May 02, 2016 10:47 am

He clearly has some sort of learning disability. He doesn't register even the most obvious irony/sarcasm/nuance/connotation/satire/humor/tongue-in-cheek.

Vector · Post #136 by **Vector** » Tue May 03, 2016 10:36 am

Flames fire Hartley.

Considering the results he got compared to Desjardins, it's insane that Desjardins still has a job.

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