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canucks lose to the ducks RIGHT NOW | Paul Devorski: Mall Cop

Post #1 by Cao » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:01 pm

It's 1-0 Anaheim and Paul Devorski is being retarded again. Kassian called for a phantom high stick.
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Post #2 by Cao » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:01 pm

I think the Vancouver Canucks should identify bad referees and purposefully dive in those games to fool them.
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Post #3 by Cao » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:04 pm

OFFICIALS
Referees: Paul Devorski, Dan O'Rourke
Linesmen: Andy McElman, Jonny Murray







Dan, you are our only hope.
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Post #4 by Cao » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:05 pm

Do you guys think Daniel Sedin will ever shoot again on the powerplay?
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Post #5 by Cao » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:12 pm

It is now 2-0 for the Anaheim Ducks, and I wonder how it's possible for this team to suck so hard against California teams.
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Post #6 by Cao » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:16 pm

Santorelli has single-handedly made Booth into a dangerous player and Weise looks really good too.

Give this man term and money.
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Post #7 by Hooker » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:34 pm

Did you guys know that the egg mcmuffin is only 290 calories?
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Post #8 by Cao » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:41 pm

The Anaheim Ducks have scored to make it 3-0. Eriksson will make his NHL debut.
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Post #9 by Cao » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:44 pm

Joacim Eriksson has let in his first NHL goal. Someone get him that puck. 4-0 for Anaheim.
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Post #10 by Killface » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:51 pm

Cao wrote:Joacim Eriksson has let in his first NHL goal. Someone get him that puck. 4-0 for Anaheim.


On his first NHL shot too!
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Post #11 by Cao » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:51 pm

Seems like the Canucks were good for maybe the first quarter of the season and have been poop since then. Fatigue?
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Post #12 by Killface » Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:59 pm

Cao wrote:Seems like the Canucks were good for maybe the first quarter of the season and have been poop since then. Fatigue?


Being back Bruno Demichelis
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Post #13 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:03 am

Paul Devorski continues to not understand the word "discretion".
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Post #14 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:03 am

Awesome I think this game could go to 8-0
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Post #15 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:05 am

It is 6-0. Put Lack back in.
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Post #16 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:06 am

Anaheim Duck checks Booth from behind in the danger zone in front of the ref, no penalty.
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Post #17 by Hooker » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:07 am

Hooker wrote:Did you guys know that the egg mcmuffin is only 290 calories?

Whaaaaaaat?
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Post #18 by King Ryan » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:11 am

Two things I am not doing at the moment are teaching bears how to speak Spanish and watching this NHL game between the Vancouvers and the Anaheims.
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Post #19 by yumphod » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:12 am

Hooker wrote:Did you guys know that the egg mcmuffin is only 290 calories?


hwatttt
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Post #20 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:18 am

We broke Andersen's shutout. Hahahahaha fuck you you piece of shit goalie fuckhead

It's all about the moral victories. Also David Booth looks better, but he should be doing that in games that matter and not some garbage blowout game where everybody's given up.
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Post #21 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:18 am

Hooker wrote:Whaaaaaaat?


*walks in* What?
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Post #22 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:20 am

Aeroplan commercial: Have you ever noticed how some people are richer than others? Well if you fly more and get more points, you can be rich like them.
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Post #23 by Hooker » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:21 am

I like how Portland is advertising using a guy that's the exact reason nobody wants to go to Portland.
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Post #24 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:22 am

Hooker wrote:I like how Portland is advertising using a guy that's the exact reason nobody wants to go to Portland.


I think Portland wants to attract more guys like him. The only thing missing from the ad is a reddit alien logo somewhere, maybe a tattoo.
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Post #25 by Hooker » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:26 am

Portland is all full on guys like him.
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Post #26 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:26 am

I hope the Canucks fall into a bleak mediocrity similar to the Sharks and Ducks of previous years before having a resurgence as a top team instead of a long, slow death like the Flames.
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Post #27 by Hooker » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:29 am

Sedins and Luongo are locked up long term, so enjoy the slow slide into Toronto territory.
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Post #28 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:31 am

Oh right, I forgot that they don't want to buyout Luongo.

Well, the Sedins are still pretty okay. Like Thornton/Marleau okay.
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Post #29 by King Ryan » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:32 am

Did they put lack back in.
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Post #30 by Hooker » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:33 am

Thornton has 50 points in 47 games this season. Henrik has 40 in 47.
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Post #31 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:40 am

Hooker wrote:Thornton has 50 points in 47 games this season. Henrik has 40 in 47.


Thornton had 40 in 48 last year, and he has a better supporting cast to work with.
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Post #32 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:42 am

I remember the late 90s canucks being shitty losers and gooning it up. Can they start doing that again.
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Post #33 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:43 am

The canucks' gloves have a better design than the ducks'. black with orange lettering? ugh gross
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Post #34 by Killface » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:43 am

Something about Ericsson reminds me of Curtis Sanford. Ericsson definitely looks shorter than 6'1.
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Post #35 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:47 am

Killface wrote:Something about Ericsson reminds me of Curtis Sanford. Ericsson definitely looks shorter than 6'1.


It's the fact that he's letting in a bunch of goals. That's what's reminding you of Sanford.
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Post #36 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:51 am

Has Daniel Sedin completely forgotten how to score? Can they hire someone to help him out?
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Post #37 by King Ryan » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:51 am

So Daniel Sedin has 25 goals in his last 95 games.
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Post #38 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:53 am

"Did you know that our beef is raised with no hormones"
"oh wow no but that's super important to me" - people who don't go out of their way to eat a&w and would rather eat something ethnic
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Post #39 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:54 am

that guy in the molson commercial who moved to thailand is probably a sex tourist and pedophile
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Post #40 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:57 am

I'm pretty sure that the shitty ice in Anaheim is the reason why they're so good at home (because they're used to it).

Tanev fell twice in one shift (uncharacteristic), Edler slipped a bunch I think, Hamhuis fell with nobody around him, and Kesler fell down on the goal just now.

Also the Canucks could just be having a bad night.
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Post #41 by Killface » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:02 am

That's back to back moral victories.
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Post #42 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:03 am

Is Paul Devorski retarded? Yes. He is. A 7 minute 5 on 3? Are you fucking kidding me?
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Post #43 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:04 am

Hansen and Vatanen start fighting and only Hansen gets the boot. That's wonderful.

Are we ever going to get referee accountability?
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Post #44 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:05 am

No, no. Paul Devorski can't possibly be that stupid.

No I refuse to believe somebody can be that stupid.
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Post #45 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:05 am

Did Tom Sestito just jump somebody or were they engaged in fighting? I know Hansen and Vatanen were fighting. So that one is wrong. What about Tommy?
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Post #46 by Dim Jim » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:12 am

I've said I'm done with the NHL like 214 times in the last three years, but this time I mean it!
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Post #47 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:14 am

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Post #48 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:17 am

Selanne might be one of my favourite players ever but can someone just baseball swing him in the face?
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Post #49 by Killface » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:19 am

So does Ericsson demand a trade?

Can we put Hamhuis in front of the net on the PP?
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Post #50 by Cao » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:19 am

HAHAHAH they're still calling penalties

jesus christ




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