No More Loungos vs No More Kleslas

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No More Loungos vs No More Kleslas

Post #1 by Vector » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:06 pm

This could also be Kesler and Edler's last game as a Canuck.
SopelFan wrote:This is up there on his on his list of 40 injuries with the snake bite and the busted nut.
In reference to Salo hurting himself playing whiffleball.
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Post #2 by King Ryan » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:05 pm

John and John have spent 15 minutes trying to figure out which Canuck is missing from the bench. So obviously nobody who matters.
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Post #3 by Cao » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:17 pm

Sestito is playing with Henrik. This is what we've become.
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Post #4 by Zorbane » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:20 pm

Since King Ryan hasn't come through with teh answer its Brad Richardson
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Post #5 by King Ryan » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:22 pm

Zorbane wrote:Since King Ryan hasn't come through with teh answer its Brad Richardson


The only healthy player who hasnt underperformed this year.
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Post #6 by King Ryan » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:26 pm

Newell Brown has fixed their PP; ours has gotten worse. Fire everybody.
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Post #7 by Zorbane » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:41 pm

King Ryan wrote:The only healthy player who hasnt underperformed this year.


Tom Sestito
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Post #8 by Cao » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:45 pm

jesus christ the canucks only had 4 shots in the 2nd period

awful. just awful.
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Post #9 by Ironchef Chris Wok » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:46 pm

Why are people bitching about Jason Garrison? He's not terrible
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Post #10 by Cao » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:48 pm

i'm annoyed that he lacks the offensive vision to be a powerplay threat like salo

otherwise whatever who cares i won't cry if he's traded
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Post #11 by rod stewart » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:12 pm

lol @ vermette
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Post #12 by Cao » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:26 pm

trade everybody and replace them with goons, this is so painful to watch
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Post #13 by Cao » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:32 pm

i hate san jose but can the coaching staff just watch videos of san jose and pick out how good they are at getting open in the offensive zone and tell the canucks to do that?
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Post #14 by rod stewart » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:34 pm

no
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Post #15 by yumphod » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:37 pm

great game by the nucks didnt get the bounces
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Post #16 by rod stewart » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:39 pm

we would be losing in the shootout right about now had lack fuckin shut the door like mike modano or whoever the phoexnix goalie is did
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Post #17 by King Ryan » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:39 pm

For the first time in my life I find myself sort of agreeing with Garry Valk. It's absurd how many players on our team have suddenly woken up and found themselves to be 60 years old. I think John Tortorella and his system has fucked everything up.
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Post #18 by rod stewart » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:44 pm

my working theory is that those damn space jam aliens came back to earth and stole all our players' skill

only this time we dont have dan aykroyd to save us (rip)
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Post #19 by Killface » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:44 pm

How long until we can give Lack a NMC?
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Post #20 by rod stewart » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:46 pm

just think about all that offense we will be getting tomorrow in exchange for our leading goal scorer
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Post #21 by Ironchef Chris Wok » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:40 am

Cao wrote:i'm annoyed that he lacks the offensive vision to be a powerplay threat like salo

otherwise whatever who cares i won't cry if he's traded


He's not Finnish, what the fuck
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Post #22 by Ernie » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:24 am

So nows the time the Canucks win every game from now through the conference finals.

then get swept in the finals.
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Post #23 by Zorbane » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:54 am

Ernie wrote:So nows the time the Canucks win every game from now through the conference finals.

then get swept in the finals.


Fuck it I don't know if there's a more embarrassing way to lose than how the Canucks did it in 2011. Teams haev been swept before, but crawl into game 7 getting completely embarrassed in each game you lose. They like a -999 goal differential

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