Welcome abroad Ducks fans!

[IcE ColD]

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay fellas, welcome abroad! First thing, lemme introduce myself: IcE ColD, Habs fan (yes, we're a plague e-ve-ry-where), member of this very forum since... well you can read, I guess, so fuck it. And yes, I am a Québécois, got poutine gravy flowing through my veins and proud of it. I used to welcome each new Habs fan, but I no longer do for... it's too much damn work. And they don't even stay. Pfff, bunch of ungrateful bastards. But now I see a fanbase slowly blossoming and I am intrigued, so I decided to dust off my welcoming mad skillz and come posting a welcoming thread on your forum.

We're indeed a hockey forum (duh), on which some OT discussion happens, even in hockey-related threads. The most represented fanbases are Montreal, Toronto, Ottawa, Vancouver, New Jersey, Philadelphia and to a lesser extent, Colorado. Feel free to take a look at those forums if you want to have an idea of what's this place looks like. I do have one recommendation for you guys in case you do want to post elsewhere: put on your thickest skin - especially on the (main) NHL forum. This place is barely moderated, we got janitors who mops the occasional jizz, but all in all, free for all. Except for NSFW stuff. Most of us venture these parts during work hours, at the office, can't stress that enough - and we don't want this forum to be tagged as NSFW by corporate web blocking softwares. There're tags that can be used if you want to post NSFW stuff outside the NSFW forum. For any additional info, ya can read the FUQ (http://hockeybroads.com/faq.php?faq=hockeybroads_faq#faq_new_members_faq - I think it hasn't been updated in 3 years..)

So, now that you're "officially welcomed" feel free to grab a shemale hooker, spank it (yeah "it", I know, we're working on that part) on the ass and password for Northern Europe (aforementioned NSFW forum) is "waffledave", in honour of... ffs, I can't even remember whom. I hope you'll enjoy your stay. Or not.

I'm a welcoming cockfag.

Ooooooh... almost forgot to tell you bunch... it used to be our only rule, now there's a couple of others but this one still stands: [SIZE="7"]NO DONGS PICS[/size].

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The rule is actually No Dongs. No one ever said anything about pics.

[IcE ColD]

The rule is actually No Dongs. No one ever said anything about pics.

What are you doing here then?

[IcE ColD]

But to be honest, if it were still only NO DONGS, we'd have to ban edgar_dong... IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!!!????

Note: don't even think of mentioning the plural form, cunt.

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Note: don't even think of mentioning the plural form, cunt.

But that doesn't leave me any other joke!?

[Craig]

We could just rename _dong back to _box. _box is more fun to write anyway.

[Bow Tie]

Are there really Ducks fans here now? Show yourselves! I'd like to meet you. And not in the way the mattress thread in the tool box encourages. I mean here, on the internets, at the broads

[Germz]

This is the best news to come my way since my ant colony built their first anthill not 8 days ago.

[Craig]

NSFW = Not Safe For Work.

It's tits, essentially.

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Thanks for the welcome. I'm Jeff, the guy responsible for bringing all these Ducks fans here. I was shown this place by Big Blue, and have been friends with him on twitter for a few years now. I'm also the new Mod for this Ducks forum....just one question....am I the only one that has no idea what NSFW is???

I like you already.

Edit: Not Safe For Work.

[Craig]

I like you already.

Edit: Not Safe For Work.

Which of "friend of Blue" and "from Twitter" do you think sounds appealing?

[PucksofaFeather_Sean]

'Ello gents. Allow myself to introduce.......myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.

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Which of "friend of Blue" and "from Twitter" do you think sounds appealing?

Its the fact that he doesn't know what NSFW is. He reminds me of mcphee.

[Bow Tie]

'Ello gents. Allow myself to introduce.......myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.

Hot

Its the fact that he doesn't know what NSFW is. He reminds me of mcphee.

He's saying you're old, Jeff. But in a cute way

[PredsFan77]

go michael roth.

[NHL33]

FUCK CONFORMITY


Welcome aboard.

[PucksofaFeather_Sean]

FUCK CONFORMITY


Welcome aboard.

what a rebel

[VLoo]

'Ello gents. Allow myself to introduce.......myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.

This is fantastic.

[chicpea]

Holy cow. This is amazomg. On Thursday night I had a dream about a man named Jeff Shimly! It was very vivid. There was a window cleaner doing his business when he looked into Mr Shimly's apartment. There he saw a most wretched scenario: A thief was eating fish out of the aquarium in the living room. The cleaner identified the thief by the bandanna he was wearing and also by a tattoo on his forearm that read "ludicris 2017," which sounded ominous to him.

The window cleaner, knowing he was witnessing the scene of an awful crime, tapped on the window to let the criminal know that he was onto him. The perp, in full fish-face, looked up and saw that he was no longer alone. Taking two Fijian Arrowhead Soapers out of his mouth, he gently placed them on the wooden floor next to a pile of silken robes. To these he added three Watanabei Angelfish from the pockets of his cardigan and set the bunch aflame with a splash of kerosene.

Suddenly the apartment was bursting with heat and there was little the cleaner could do but descend to avoid being sharded with the impending explosion of glass.

Once on the ground, he ran around to the lobby and tried to buzz the apartment to get in. Was it 5c? 6?e? 7e? Yes it was 7e!! Of course!

As he scrolled down the names, he saw it: Jeff Shimly.

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Dreams of raw fish eatings? Maybe you should ask your life partner what that means.

[PucksofaFeather_Sean]

Holy cow. This is amazomg. On Thursday night I had a dream about a man named Jeff Shimly! It was very vivid. There was a window cleaner doing his business when he looked into Mr Shimly's apartment. There he saw a most wretched scenario: A thief was eating fish out of the aquarium in the living room. The cleaner identified the thief by the bandanna he was wearing and also by a tattoo on his forearm that read "ludicris 2017," which sounded ominous to him.

The window cleaner, knowing he was witnessing the scene of an awful crime, tapped on the window to let the criminal know that he was onto him. The perp, in full fish-face, looked up and saw that he was no longer alone. Taking two Fijian Arrowhead Soapers out of his mouth, he gently placed them on the wooden floor next to a pile of silken robes. To these he added three Watanabei Angelfish from the pockets of his cardigan and set the bunch aflame with a splash of kerosene.

Suddenly the apartment was bursting with heat and there was little the cleaner could do but descend to avoid being sharded with the impending explosion of glass.

Once on the ground, he ran around to the lobby and tried to buzz the apartment to get in. Was it 5c? 6?e? 7e? Yes it was 7e!! Of course!

As he scrolled down the names, he saw it: Jeff Shimly.

wtf why is this here?

[NHL33]

Cleanup in aisle 24 please.

[PucksofaFeather_Sean]

Cleanup in aisle 24 please.

Person 1: "What happened?"

Person 2: "Oh, some guy named Jeff Shimly was snackin' on some fish and then realized how disgusting fish were and yacked all over the place."

Person 3: "No, that's not what happened. He was eating them but then saw someone looking at him and decided to set the rest of his fish on fire, on the floor, in aisle 24."

Person 1: "Well that's gonna stink."

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Nothing there to clean up.