Nova Scotia Man Blackballed By Hippie PC Staff

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Post #1 by chicpea » Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:32 pm

Pretty typical. Nova Scotia man comes to BC to do some honest work - brings a gift for friends. Things descend into a small spiral of animals and the zest for survival.

Burchill's story began with good intentions. He was taking a small suitcase full of Brothers Pepperoni — a widely requested Halifax delicacy — to some of his navy friends in the B.C. capital.

"It was a long flight, that time of the year where everyone travels, so the bag got lost, misplaced for a period of time," said Burchill, who wrote a widely shared Facebook post about the ordeal.

When the pepperoni finally arrived at the hotel, Burchill said he worried it would get warm because there was no fridge, so he laid the food out on a table near the window ledge and the chilly April air.

"And that's when things kind of went bad," said Burchill.

'The seagulls were flying everywhere'
Burchill left the room for a few hours to take a walk. He returned to a room full of seagulls.

"I don't mean just a couple of seagulls. I can only estimate how many there were," he said. "I'm thinking somewhere between 30 and 40 seagulls had come in through this open window while I was gone.

"And I would have never thought of that because the East Coast seagulls aren't that brazen. They'd never come into a room or do that sort of thing — at least I don't think they would."

The seagulls were startled when Burchill opened the door. He said many tried to leave through the small opening all at once.

"The seagulls were flying everywhere and they had been there for a long time eating Brothers TNT Pepperoni, so you can imagine what the room looked like even before I came back. And now we've got seagulls flying around, the curtains are falling down, the lamps are falling down. It was a real mess."

Complicating matters was the fact Burchill had just started his job three months earlier. His employer had booked the hotel and he needed to attend a dinner with customers. There were two seagulls left in the room and he had to get them out.

"One was just bouncing around on the windowsill and I was kind of losing my temper at this point, so I took off one of my shoes and I threw it in the direction of the seagull, and both the seagull and the shoe went out the window," he said.

"The last seagull, it was running around the room and this is a fairly large room, nice room — or it was. And I was chasing this seagull around. It had a big piece of pepperoni in its mouth and I could not get it to leave."

Burchill said he ended up grabbing a towel from the washroom and he jumped the seagull, wrapped it in a towel and threw it out the window. He said the seagull was shaken but wasn't hurt.

While everything was happening in his room, Burchill said there was a line of tourists out in front of the hotel and they witnessed both his shoe and the seagull wrapped in a towel falling from his room.


http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scot ... -1.4601675
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Post #2 by Dog » Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:56 pm

He took his pepperoni, considered a delicacy in Halifax, to his Navy friends, did he?

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Post #3 by Dog » Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:59 pm

But seriously, riveting story. I am glad that amends were finally made and all can now rest in peace.
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Post #4 by mooseOAK » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:21 pm

They obviously weren’t Siegel’s because pepperoni isn’t kosher.
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Post #5 by PredsFan77 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:10 pm

so this is what transplanted caper has been up to
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Post #6 by PredsFan77 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:12 pm

but that is a nice hotel. i think somone on broad used to work nearby at the fire and ice restaruant
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Post #7 by chicpea » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:50 am

PredsFan77 wrote:but that is a nice hotel. i think somone on broad used to work nearby at the fire and ice restaruant


Who was that? Kmad? I know he worked at Wendy's once.
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Post #8 by PredsFan77 » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:20 pm

Wasn't klame, but one of the other nuck broads
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Post #9 by PEli » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:06 pm

When I was a lad going to my shitty old elementary school in Shearwater, we called them Newfoundland Shit Bombers because they were cunts and they had a habit of shitting on folks.

But we didn't have to worry about their shit being Brothers TNT fueled. That would have been the end of us. Laser shit.
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Post #10 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:25 pm

a small suitcase full of Brothers Pepperoni — a widely requested Halifax delicacy


Move to nuke Nova Scotia.
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Post #11 by PEli » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:53 pm

Joke's on you, we destroyed it years ago. Rita's dead, Dunsworth is dead, Bucky is nowhere to be found and the goddamn Pogue isn't fucking coming back Randy, GIVE IT UP.
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Post #12 by mayoradamwest » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:56 pm

Well thank the pope.
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Post #13 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:33 am

”Marchand, ici...” Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #14 by chicpea » Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:51 pm

PEli wrote:When I was a lad going to my shitty old elementary school in Shearwater, we called them Newfoundland Shit Bombers because they were cunts and they had a habit of shitting on folks.

But we didn't have to worry about their shit being Brothers TNT fueled. That would have been the end of us. Laser shit.


wtf. Did you go to Hampton Gray?
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Post #15 by PEli » Sun Apr 15, 2018 10:29 am

No, but I went to MuchMusic Dance Parties brought to you by Oh Henry® there. I won a Dance Mix 93 cassette as a door prize at one of those. Hockey at Bowles and the Gray, rented movies at Quigley's Corner, bought Jolly Rancher gum at At's and pepperoni at Chris Brothers. Which was fucking way better than just Brothers pepperoni.

They shut Hampton Gray down and built Tallahassee when I was a lad. I went to Ocean View and then Eastern Passage Junior High before moving. Anyway, enough self doxxing.
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Post #16 by chicpea » Sun Apr 15, 2018 10:53 am

Jesus Murphy, that hits close to the old hearth. Bowles. Oh, me o h my. Played a lot of games there for my very great SEDMHA Jets even though I grew up at Shearwater Arena - just a walk from my house. What a barn! Great fries. 1c gum too. Put on my first Micron Plastics there.

As for HG, there are two broads who schooled there, which is freaky enough.

Eastern Passage and its cousin Cow Bay were getting "a little too far east" for the locals if you catch my drift, peli. My family was respectable and stayed on the Pleasant Road close to the IRVING OIL refinery because we knew who buttered our bread.
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Post #17 by PEli » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:56 am

Eastern Passage. If you weren't a Conrad, Conrod, Barkhouse or Naugle, you weren't shit.
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Post #18 by chicpea » Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:08 pm

A naked fellow in Nashville shot four people in a Waffle House today. I hope my buddy and long-time keeper-pool rival is safe and sound today.
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Post #19 by PredsFan77 » Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:46 pm

this happened like a 6 minute drive from where I used to live.
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Post #20 by chicpea » Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:22 pm

You basically got shot and are dead as far as I am concerned.
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Post #21 by chicpea » Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:38 pm

That was an exaggeration of my emotions. I love that you are still alive, pedor.
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Post #22 by PredsFan77 » Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:12 pm

thanks, the ole neighborhood has sure went to shit
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Post #23 by MP » Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:00 pm

Seems like chic's assassination attempt on PF77 has failed...

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