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Post #2951 by chicpea » Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:29 am

Finally glad to see Surrey representing BC in a positive manner!


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Post #2952 by chicpea » Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:57 am

I will henceforth be purchasing the bulk of my footwear from communists in Estonia.

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Post #2956 by MP » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:20 pm

"Filed to: DONGS"
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Post #2957 by Retardé S » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:50 pm

It's really the usage of "dong" that made me susf irl, not even the whole situation.
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Post #2958 by chicpea » Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:09 am

Not bad!

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Post #2960 by PredsFan77 » Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:06 pm

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Post #2964 by shredz » Fri Mar 15, 2019 12:55 am

Yeahh, I would pull that off the air too. :donger:

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Post #2965 by Retardé S » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:56 am

Twitter is fucking awful, but then you find gems like these while laying on your bed.

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Post #2966 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:26 pm

That's hot.
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Post #2971 by chicpea » Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:44 pm

When I wear depression helmet I feel happier but anxious and need anxiety helmet.
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Post #2972 by Dog » Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:50 pm

chicpea wrote:When I wear depression helmet I feel happier but anxious and need anxiety helmet.


Depression helmet + anxiety sandals = problem solved.
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Post #2977 by jacketracket » Sun Apr 14, 2019 10:10 pm

Dog wrote:
chicpea wrote:When I wear depression helmet I feel happier but anxious and need anxiety helmet.


Depression helmet + anxiety sandals = problem solved.


Criminally underrated post ...
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jacketracket wrote:Criminally underrated post ...


Jackie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post #2980 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:59 am

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Post #2993 by Dr_Chimera » Tue May 14, 2019 10:38 pm

Bullshit. That would take me three tries at most.
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Post #2995 by shredz » Wed May 15, 2019 12:54 am

The guy holding it broke it for him using the kids momentum.

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I would know because I am a martial arts instructor at the local YMCA. We're told to do so to keep the money coming in. :smuglanne:
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Post #2996 by MP » Wed May 15, 2019 7:37 am

I've never got the point of breaking a kiln dried board with the grain of the wood. Like duh, that takes so little force. Now if you can break it across the grain, that's a real feat.
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Post #2997 by Dog » Wed May 15, 2019 7:57 am

MP wrote:I've never got the point of breaking a kiln dried board with the grain of the wood. Like duh, that takes so little force. Now if you can break it across the grain, that's a real feat.


The kid’s like 5 and obviously retarded. Show some compassion!
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Post #2998 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed May 15, 2019 8:27 am

He's not retarded. He's just a crybaby who wants to give up at the first sign of adversity.
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Post #2999 by shredz » Thu May 16, 2019 2:03 am

MP wrote:I've never got the point of breaking a kiln dried board with the grain of the wood. Like duh, that takes so little force. Now if you can break it across the grain, that's a real feat.


I wrote the answer above. So you can break it for the kid easily. Us Masters of Karate don't let these secrets slide easily, but I trust yer fellas. If the child quits which is its first instinct, we don't get paid.
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Post #3000 by shredz » Thu May 16, 2019 3:35 am

LOL. Good for that clerk.


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