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and other failures by our esteemed colleague Malthus
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Post #1501 by MP » Wed Mar 27, 2019 5:08 pm

Lol, it's a handle. If it were meant for transfering food to a bowl wouldn't the hole be round?
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Post #1503 by Dog » Mon Apr 01, 2019 12:15 pm

Fantastic! What’s the context on that?
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Post #1505 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:33 pm

This fucking city.

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Post #1507 by mayoradamwest » Thu Apr 18, 2019 12:28 pm

:paulrus:
Dr_Chimera wrote:This fucking city.

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What?
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Post #1508 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:43 pm

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Post #1509 by Dog » Mon Apr 22, 2019 6:49 pm

Vegas in 7!
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Post #1512 by clawfirst » Wed May 01, 2019 11:30 pm

Just begging for a wool quilt dad joke but im gonna pretend im above that sort of thing rather than drawing a blanket.
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Post #1513 by MP » Fri May 10, 2019 10:11 am

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This is just a poor decision from an employee of a crown corporation...
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Post #1514 by pk shredz » Sun May 12, 2019 5:56 am

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Post #1518 by Dr_Chimera » Sat May 25, 2019 4:36 pm

LOL, the responses to this...

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Post #1521 by pk shredz » Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:46 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:https://twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1136045036158758912




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Post #1522 by chicpea » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:20 pm

"I got a lot of getting even to do."

What the fuck does that mean? Does he mean me? How do you get even for murdering two people? Deliver two babies? Oh my god, maughm, isn't your wife pregnant?
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Post #1524 by mooseOAK » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:13 pm

Well, you knew this would happen.

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Post #1526 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:53 am

mooseOAK wrote:Well, you knew this would happen.



Unfortunately that's just one of the fake OJ accounts. Here's another one.

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Post #1528 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Jun 23, 2019 10:51 pm

Somewhat nsfw

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Post #1531 by Dog » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:40 pm

Iran doesn’t seem like the smartest place to try to pull that off.

Also, love that he was walking around with a Barca jersey and football in his hands, as the real Messi is likely to do in the streets of Tehran.
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Post #1532 by clawfirst » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:46 pm

Yeah but lol...err and who are these women risking being stoned to death by talking. Gotta be fake news
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Post #1533 by Dog » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:45 pm

It doesn’t say they accepted. Just that he made the advance. #realnews
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Post #1534 by Boring Choice #2 » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:01 pm

What would they be able to sue for if there was only an offer, but no acceptance? There is no contract if there is no acceptance.
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Post #1535 by Retardé S » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:06 pm

The real Messi would have dropped the ball
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Post #1536 by Dog » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:08 pm

Boring Choice #2 wrote:What would they be able to sue for if there was only an offer, but no acceptance? There is no contract if there is no acceptance.


Fraudulent advertising, under the Iranian consumer protection act and competition laws.
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Post #1537 by clawfirst » Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:21 pm

*gif does not exist that displays my disdain *
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Post #1540 by chicpea » Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:52 pm

One wonder if I'll ever meet this guy soon.

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Post #1541 by chicpea » Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:55 pm

Let's hear what Tax Jelnax has to say.

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Post #1542 by chicpea » Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:02 am

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Post #1543 by chicpea » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:41 pm

Je me souviens.

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Post #1544 by Dog » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:59 pm

Rember the Tians
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Post #1545 by Dr_Chimera » Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:48 pm

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Post #1546 by chicpea » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:11 am

hahahahahaha I like this guy.
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