Is tetanus a myth of the liberal media? aka: when would you seek medical advice?

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Is tetanus a myth of the liberal media? aka: when would you seek medical advice?

Post #1 by mayoradamwest » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:29 pm

I made a historical discovery this evening on my property - a handmade nail! i think it may have been pre 1900!

It was severely rusted and bent, but still sharp enough to puncture through my sandal and foot to the point where I could not pull it out until I sat down and applied considerable force. I was thinking of getting pliers before it came out - I have an excellent set of the needle nosed variety, but getting back to the point the blood stopped reasonably quickly all things considered.

While I was able to extract the nail and clean the wound, I'm wondering - at what point would you worry about tetanus?
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Post #2 by chicpea » Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:36 pm

I have worried about Ted's anus every day since he moved to our town in 1988, the year of the rattlesnake attacks, and the year our local Pee Wee team went all the way to Quebec City to watch other teams play in the big tournament, while, meanwhile, at home, four rattlesnakes bit ted very ferociously on the bum, entering his intestines and eating his dinner. They say it's pointless for him to eat dinner now because these fucking snakes have been eating it for over thirty years. Still, every evening at 6:45 pm, you can find Ted at the diner eating baron of beef with a wry grin on his face and a belly that makes horrific sounds.
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Post #4 by Craig » Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:04 pm

When was your last booster? My understanding (not a doctor) is you should be fine if your booster is up to date.
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Post #5 by Dog » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:37 pm

Under Quebec law, you don’t need a booster anymore after you turn 9.
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Post #6 by Dog » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:37 pm

Also, how did you date the nail, maw?
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Post #7 by AD » Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:14 pm

He held hands with it.
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Post #8 by clawfirst » Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:58 pm

If its hand made it predates hydraulic sheers. Then the age of the homes in the area..or prior ones would give a really good estimate
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Post #9 by PPJ » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:02 pm

My cousins kid had tetanus. Brutal illness. Kid had lockjaw.

I had a tetanus shot after a similar injury a few years back and didn't get sick. Ask for the shot.
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Post #10 by Craig » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:48 pm

I think Maw might be dead fellas.
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Post #11 by Dog » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:06 pm

He’s in a better place now.
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Post #12 by chicpea » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:09 pm

Mississauga?
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Post #13 by Dog » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:19 pm

chicpea wrote:Mississauga?


Keep in mind he started out of Windsor.
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Post #14 by chicpea » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:19 pm

Dog wrote:
chicpea wrote:Mississauga?


Keep in mind he started out of Windsor.


He's like the Becky Sharp of southern Ontario.
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Post #15 by mayoradamwest » Wed Jul 31, 2019 5:14 pm

Posting from a doctors office while waiting for a shot. Not dead yet.
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Post #16 by AD » Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:27 pm

Oh. Well.
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Post #17 by PredsFan77 » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:29 pm

MAW GONNA GET AUTISM FROM DA SHOT YALL
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Post #18 by mayoradamwest » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:33 pm

aphasia for the win.
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Post #19 by MP » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:36 pm

Your tetnus shot should be had every 10 years.
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Post #20 by Dog » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:56 pm

Oh shit, is maw dead again?
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Post #21 by mayoradamwest » Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:11 pm

It happens, I love sleep.
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Post #22 by PredsFan77 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:30 pm

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