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Post #3151 by Elvid » Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:12 pm

_dongs galore

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Post #3154 by senate » Wed Jan 01, 2020 8:56 pm

Sorry, but gfycat won't allow this to be embed.

https://giant.gfycat.com/ImmenseFriendlyHamadryad.webm
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Post #3155 by mayoradamwest » Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:06 pm

senate wrote:Sorry, but gfycat won't allow this to be embed.

https://giant.gfycat.com/ImmenseFriendlyHamadryad.webm


The link didn’t work? If I get killed by the Chinese government I blAme you.
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Post #3156 by chicpea » Sat Jan 04, 2020 12:32 am

I am mezmerized by this.

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Post #3158 by PredsFan77 » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:43 pm

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Post #3159 by Elvid » Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:14 pm

:donger: she hit that buzzer so quickly. so confidently.

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Post #3161 by Dog » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:14 am

What is that?
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Post #3162 by chicpea » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:40 am

There is no way that Popeye's chicken gal is Canadian. Do they even have popeye's in Manitoba?
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Post #3163 by PredsFan77 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 2:45 pm

Dog wrote:What is that?

A parking boot
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Post #3164 by Dog » Thu Jan 16, 2020 3:18 pm

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Dog wrote:What is that?

A parking boot


On a rear windshield? What’s wrong with you people?
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Post #3165 by PredsFan77 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:58 pm

the front windshield.
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Post #3166 by AD » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:01 pm

Oh thats much better..
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Post #3167 by PredsFan77 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:41 pm

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Post #3168 by Dog » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:46 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:the front windshield.


The antenna is on the front and center of the roof? What’s wrong with you people?
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Post #3169 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:49 pm

Maybe it is for a cb radio. There are windshield wipers there though.
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Post #3171 by chicpea » Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:08 am

This is pretty facebook-y, but still kind of amusing as a sociological look at how embedded and normalized extreme binge drinking is in Scotland, birthplace of Canadian culture.

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Post #3172 by Retardé S » Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:47 pm

Were gonna need a clean up on aisle 3

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Post #3173 by senate » Mon Jan 27, 2020 11:06 pm



Do imgur links not autoplay anymore? That's annoying.
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Post #3174 by chicpea » Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:27 am

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Post #3176 by Retardé S » Wed Feb 12, 2020 5:51 pm

Just a beautiful counter hook, if I say so myself.

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Post #3178 by Craig » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:47 am

I'm so annoyed by how sloppily that was done. Like put the mints and stuff aside before you mine the muddy fish-hole.
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Post #3179 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:40 pm

i've seen ones like those before and they tossed the mentos in the hole first and then dumped in the pepsi, causing it to come flying out when the reaction occurs. i don't know why they would put the mentos in the pepsi first. you are wasting reaction time.
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Post #3180 by MP » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:30 pm

What kinda "fish"? are those?
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Post #3181 by Retardé S » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:24 pm

Why are you people so mad? It's a video...

Fuck's sake.
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Post #3182 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:52 pm

You have a weird definition of mad.
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Post #3183 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:14 pm

god damn brewery
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Post #3184 by chicpea » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:11 am

What the fuck was that? Hole fish? You expect me to eat that?

Reminds me of a scene in Gunter Grass' The Tin Drum, in which the father takes his family to the seaside and uses a horse's head to catch eels. He then forces his wife to eat them. She, despite being utterly revolted, does so, loses her mind entirely, and eventually kills herself through starvation.
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Post #3185 by clawfirst » Sat Feb 15, 2020 1:33 am

Its like Indonesia or something. The cola and mentos are probably cleaning the heavy metals and pesticides off the catfish or snakeheads or whatever the hell those are. We live the best poisoned climate life.
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Post #3186 by chicpea » Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:24 am

I still do not understand where these semi-large fish are coming from. Some underground reservoir? Is this Indonesian fellow in the forest? Are they trapped in a basin with only one hole out? Would this method work on gophers in the prairies? Would the Indonesian people trade me their hole fish for my gophers? Should I go to their consulate? It's like three blocks away and has a nice fresco on the entrance way. A deer. No hole fish in that fresco.
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Post #3187 by clawfirst » Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:46 am

The water level isnt stationary. When the levels drop they burrow to water level and wait...im assuming as an uneducated man who would rather guess than google
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Post #3188 by clawfirst » Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:49 am

Or as a clever means to make a video this guy caught these fish elsewhere...fed them and made them impressive in size. Made and filled the hole with impressive live stock. Then makes youtube videos whose revenue feed an entire village.
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Post #3189 by chicpea » Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:33 am

clawfirst wrote:The water level isnt stationary. When the levels drop they burrow to water level and wait...im assuming as an uneducated man who would rather guess than google


I find your uneducatedness revolting.
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Post #3190 by clawfirst » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:41 am

Its fun though to just run simulations in my head and then choose the most likely scenarios
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Post #3191 by Boring Choice #2 » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:44 am

Without having watched the video first
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Post #3192 by Boring Choice #2 » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:47 am

Also if you put mentos Pepsi fish in the old YouTube machine, you get a lot of videos.
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Post #3193 by chicpea » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:53 am

I find this movement very upsetting.
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Post #3194 by clawfirst » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:04 am

I hope there is someone watching that thinking hes digging the hole wrong
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Post #3197 by chicpea » Wed Feb 26, 2020 8:19 pm

Anyone here old enough to remember D.O.G.O.B.G.Y.N.?
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Post #3199 by chicpea » Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:28 pm

I think Karen has made some salient ripostes.
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Post #3200 by Retardé S » Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:22 pm

There's a reason why the restaurant is on fire and people are asking for refunds.

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