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Post #1 by mayoradamwest » Sun Mar 22, 2020 11:58 am

I have slept 18 of the past 24 hours. Glorious in principle.
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Post #2 by PredsFan77 » Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:36 pm

doesn't sound healthy, are you depressed?
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Post #3 by mayoradamwest » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:53 pm

Ask Craig.
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Post #4 by MP » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:12 pm

Prefect time to build you simulated hockey player...

http://hockeybroads.com/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=41338
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Post #5 by chicpea » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:17 pm

Yeah. Get that shit done, maughm. I crave start date. This is a warning.
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Post #6 by mayoradamwest » Sun Mar 22, 2020 4:14 pm

Alright. Was feeling Swedish anyway
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Post #7 by Sinclair » Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:38 am

Day whatever already? I thought quarantine was short for like four score or something?
Better turn that frown upside down. Load up on on your Zoloft and Xanax, we got a long way to go on this muther.
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Post #8 by mayoradamwest » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:39 am

I’m feeling better, I think.
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Post #9 by AD » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:46 am

I'm glad the FHM thread will not be ruined by your death, MAW.
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Post #10 by senate » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:41 am

There is a For Him Magazine thread? That was the best magazine in the late nineties. Why did no one tell me about that thread? This is why Hockeybroads needs a weekly email bulletin.

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Post #11 by MP » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:53 am

Not quite the same, but just as juvenile :

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Post #12 by senate » Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:52 pm

There is not a single image of a scantly clad British soap opera starlette in that thread. :colbert: No wonder MAW is dying from give-up-itis.
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Post #13 by PEli » Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:09 pm

How is the potato chip situation?
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Post #14 by mayoradamwest » Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:09 am

PEli wrote:How is the potato chip situation?


Excellent. I have been restocked on multiple occasions with salt AND vinegar.

Thank you for inquiring.
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Post #15 by Dog » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:08 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:I have been restocked on multiple occasions with salt AND vinegar.


Two good anti-bacterial agents. Nice thinking.
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Post #16 by AD » Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:03 pm

Vinegar is worthless against Covid-19
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Post #17 by PredsFan77 » Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:08 pm

it'd make a nice complement to a salad
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Post #18 by senate » Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:34 pm

AD wrote:Vinegar is worthless against Covid-19


Obviously salt is necessary to activate the anti-viral properties of the vinegar.
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Post #19 by MP » Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:29 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:it'd make a nice complement to a salad

Vinegar or covid-19?
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Post #20 by Craig » Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:36 pm

One of the common symptoms of covid is losing your sense of smell, so either.
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Post #21 by PredsFan77 » Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:55 pm

or dying
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Post #22 by AD » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:18 pm

I feel exhausted and I have shortness of breath.

MAW?

Is this it?

I don't have a fever though. Just 99 degrees or so.
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Post #23 by chicpea » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:33 pm

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I don't have a fever though. Just 99 degrees or so.


99 degree F is the average for the human body, ehdee. You're going to be fine.
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Post #24 by AD » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:37 pm

That's what I said. It's only 2 degrees above the average so we're well within parameters
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Post #25 by MP » Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:39 pm

AD wrote:I feel exhausted and I have shortness of breath.

Has she left your house yet?
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Post #26 by AD » Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:36 am

Ok I was just tired. Top shape this morning.
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Post #27 by PredsFan77 » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:47 am

take a increase in vitamin d to be safe
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Post #28 by Dog » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:10 am

And drink hot water.
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Post #29 by mayoradamwest » Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:28 pm

AD wrote:I feel exhausted and I have shortness of breath.

MAW?

Is this it?

I don't have a fever though. Just 99 degrees or so.


It could be SIDS?
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Post #30 by MP » Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:49 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:
AD wrote:I feel exhausted and I have shortness of breath.

MAW?

Is this it?

I don't have a fever though. Just 99 degrees or so.


It could be SIDS?

He wasn't talking about his date.... #nevergofullbeaker
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Post #32 by Dog » Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:14 pm

I say that from now on, at each opening bell of stock markets around the world, we make a blood sacrifice of one elderly citizen to the gods as an offering to bring about an increase in total market capitalization and stock values during the session.
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Post #33 by Dog » Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:17 pm

During market downturns, we should increase exponentially the number of elderly sacrificed until the gods are satisfied and the markets resume their rise.
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Post #34 by mayoradamwest » Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:27 pm

Do they have to be elderly?
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Post #35 by Dog » Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:48 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:Do they have to be elderly?


That’s what the gods prefer, maw. For the stock market, anyway. Virgins are preferred for rain.
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Post #37 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:21 pm

Of all our HockeyBroads I worry most about our PredatorSupporter1977. I hope you are staying safe in your most unassailable of properties. : )
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Post #38 by PredsFan77 » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:42 pm

thanks donger, i'm taking strong daily supplement of vitamin d and doing some jogging on a daily basis.
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Post #41 by mayoradamwest » Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:14 am

taking an honest look at the situation as I begin to feel better, I will need more chips and whiskey.
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Post #43 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:06 pm

Current inventory of chips and select* chip accessories:

Unopened
- Lay’s Classic (235g)
- Lay’s Dill Pickle (235g)
- Munchies (272g)
- Old Dutch Barbecue (255g)
- President’s Choice Hot Salsa (650ml)
- President’s Choice Medium Salsa (650ml)
- Ruffles Dressed All Over (200g)
- Ruffles Regular Nature (200g)
- Tostitos Multi-Grain (270g)

Opened
- Old Dutch Rip-L Sour Cream and Onion (255g)
- President’s Choice Loads of Jalapeño Popper Flavour Rippled (200g)

*I will not be specifying our inventory of nacho-related cheese, meats, sour cream, spices, and vegetables, nor any other snack type foods. Image

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Post #44 by PredsFan77 » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:52 pm

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Post #45 by PredsFan77 » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:55 pm

Shawnathan Horcoff wrote:Current inventory of chips and select* chip accessories:

Unopened
- Lay’s Classic (235g)
- Lay’s Dill Pickle (235g)
- Munchies (272g)
- Old Dutch Barbecue (255g)
- President’s Choice Hot Salsa (650ml)
- President’s Choice Medium Salsa (650ml)
- Ruffles Dressed All Over (200g)
- Ruffles Regular Nature (200g)
- Tostitos Multi-Grain (270g)

Opened
- Old Dutch Rip-L Sour Cream and Onion (255g)
- President’s Choice Loads of Jalapeño Popper Flavour Rippled (200g)

*I will not be specifying our inventory of nacho-related cheese, meats, sour cream, spices, and vegetables, nor any other snack type foods. Image




donger you need to try some of them voodoo chips

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Post #46 by Craig » Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:06 am

Pretty sure we don't get those up here.

I've got a bag of Ms Vickie's BBQ waiting to go this weekend. Last week I did in a bag of their Honey Dijon, which is underrated.
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Post #47 by PredsFan77 » Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:54 am

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Post #48 by chicpea » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:35 am

Seems clear to me Crag is pretending not to know Jilly241.
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Post #49 by chicpea » Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:58 pm

After hearing all your chitchat, I could no longer resist and took myself straightaway to the most vile store downtown, aka 711 to buy some potato chips.

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Feeling slightly ill after 1/4 bag for breakfast.
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Post #50 by MP » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:08 pm

Geez, I haven't had sour cream and onion in a long time. Used to be one of my go to's.

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