What Should We Call The New Chinese Virus?

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What is the New Virus Called?

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Post #451 by PredsFan77 » Sat May 16, 2020 1:30 pm

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Post #452 by chicpea » Mon May 18, 2020 11:53 am

Korean Football Club Uses Sex Dolls in Stands


It is a challenge for sports leagues across the world - if play can only resume in empty stadiums, how can the atmosphere be improved?

However, not many clubs will be rushing to follow the example of FC Seoul.

The top-flight South Korean side has apologised after fans accused them of using sex dolls in the stands.

FC Seoul insisted they were "premium mannequins" rather than sex dolls - but did admit they came from a supplier that produces sex toys.

And some of the dolls were holding signs advertising x-rated websites - despite pornography being banned in South Korea.

The mannequins' manufacturer told the BBC they had apologised to FC Seoul. But they also reiterated that the dolls were merely "premium mannequins"
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Post #453 by Sinclair » Mon May 18, 2020 11:58 am

I remember buying a porno mag in Seoul. It only kind of showed bare boobs if you really used your imagination. The title of this publication was in English but unfortunately it had the decidedly unsexy name of "Hot Wind".
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Post #454 by senate » Wed May 20, 2020 3:50 pm

Meanwhile, in Orlando:

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Post #455 by mayoradamwest » Wed May 20, 2020 3:57 pm

So much freedom.
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Post #456 by AD » Wed May 20, 2020 4:00 pm

Eh - Oh - CovidTesting - Go
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Post #457 by MP » Wed May 20, 2020 4:00 pm

"That's what I like."
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Post #458 by Dog » Wed May 20, 2020 4:23 pm

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Numbers of times I had to read that to get it.
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Post #459 by mayoradamwest » Wed May 20, 2020 5:20 pm

Do people know Walmart’s by their store number?
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Post #460 by PredsFan77 » Wed May 20, 2020 6:35 pm

Of course, I have to know which I’m still allowed to enter
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Post #461 by chicpea » Wed May 20, 2020 6:48 pm

I've only heard stories about walmart. It's beneath my station. Is it anything like Woolco or Saan? How about Marks and Spencers? Woolworths?
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Post #462 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed May 20, 2020 6:51 pm

It's a cross between Bi-way and Consumers Distributing.
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Post #463 by chicpea » Wed May 20, 2020 7:00 pm

susfs consumers. Oh how many hours did I spend pouring over their catalogues with their chained pens while my mom was shopping elsewhere and my bro was at sports experts.
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Post #464 by PredsFan77 » Wed May 20, 2020 8:27 pm

Hence why I am banned from some Walmarts
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Post #466 by chicpea » Fri May 22, 2020 8:36 am

Father fatally stabbed by son during Zoom chat, police say


About 20 people were tuned in to a Zoom conference call just after noon on Thursday when 72-year-old Dwight Powers unexpectedly slumped from his chair and disappeared off-screen.

Near where Powers had been sitting in his Amityville, N.Y., home, his 32-year-old son, Thomas Scully-Powers, suddenly appeared, standing naked, witnesses told police. Several people on the video chat dialed 911.

“They all did the right thing,” Suffolk County Police Det. Lt. Kevin Beyrer, commanding officer of the homicide unit, told Newsday. “They were all concerned about their friend. It was horrible that they had to witness this.”


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Post #467 by Dog » Fri May 22, 2020 10:27 am

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Post #469 by clawfirst » Fri May 22, 2020 11:28 pm

Lol wut
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Post #471 by PredsFan77 » Sat May 23, 2020 11:44 pm

there were a shit ton of people out here as well.
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Post #472 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun May 24, 2020 5:31 am

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