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Working from home

Post #1 by Sinclair » Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:39 pm

How does one do it? I usually work at work but I have one task to do today that will take about one hour. So far I have drank 3 cups of tea, eaten an everything bagel, jacked off to an internet model who from what I can tell is headless, and watched 4 hours of Ozzy Man reviews. It is now afternoon. It is pissing rain. Pretty sure I'm not going to pull this off. I think the day is shot.
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Post #2 by chicpea » Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:45 pm

NO. you are doing it right.
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Re: Working from home

Post #3 by AD » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:03 pm

Yes
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Re: Working from home

Post #4 by Craig » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:13 pm

From the sounds of it, you definitely did pull it off.
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Post #5 by PredsFan77 » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:52 pm

Need to find a way to squeeze in a nap
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Re: Working from home

Post #6 by Sinclair » Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:25 pm

Totally not the help I was expecting but I really like the nap advice. What I am beginning to understand here is that the avoidance of doing the assigned work is actually the work that is expected when working from home. AmIright??

9 months into this cocksucker of a pandemic and you guys are only telling me this now? You watched me gloat over my hero status and drive in sport mode needlessly because of the free gas I was being given and said nothing. As I skated to the front of the Costco queue looking down upon the throngs I felt like bad for them but now I know they felt bad for me. I went to god dam work like a sucker and they got to jack off at home in front of the fireplace. You guys said nothing. I toiled and worried about Martin Pernosky's dong while instead I could have been at home working on my life long goal of seeing all the porn that was ever made. This is a devastating blow. I am going to have re-examine everything I know about life up until this point. This may take over 15 minutes.
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Re: Working from home

Post #7 by Craig » Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:27 pm

Craig wrote:From the sounds of it, you definitely did pull it off.


I feel like this masturbation double entendre is going woefully unappreciated.
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Re: Working from home

Post #8 by mayoradamwest » Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:40 pm

i've been working from home lately, it's delightful.
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Post #9 by AD » Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:13 pm

Craig wrote:
Craig wrote:From the sounds of it, you definitely did pull it off.


I feel like this masturbation double entendre is going woefully unappreciated.


I actually feel it was perfectly understood and adequately appreciated
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Re: Working from home

Post #10 by mayoradamwest » Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:26 pm

hugs.

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