Working from home
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Working from home
How does one do it? I usually work at work but I have one task to do today that will take about one hour. So far I have drank 3 cups of tea, eaten an everything bagel, jacked off to an internet model who from what I can tell is headless, and watched 4 hours of Ozzy Man reviews. It is now afternoon. It is pissing rain. Pretty sure I'm not going to pull this off. I think the day is shot.
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Re: Working from home
Totally not the help I was expecting but I really like the nap advice. What I am beginning to understand here is that the avoidance of doing the assigned work is actually the work that is expected when working from home. AmIright??
9 months into this cocksucker of a pandemic and you guys are only telling me this now? You watched me gloat over my hero status and drive in sport mode needlessly because of the free gas I was being given and said nothing. As I skated to the front of the Costco queue looking down upon the throngs I felt like bad for them but now I know they felt bad for me. I went to god dam work like a sucker and they got to jack off at home in front of the fireplace. You guys said nothing. I toiled and worried about Martin Pernosky's dong while instead I could have been at home working on my life long goal of seeing all the porn that was ever made. This is a devastating blow. I am going to have re-examine everything I know about life up until this point. This may take over 15 minutes.
9 months into this cocksucker of a pandemic and you guys are only telling me this now? You watched me gloat over my hero status and drive in sport mode needlessly because of the free gas I was being given and said nothing. As I skated to the front of the Costco queue looking down upon the throngs I felt like bad for them but now I know they felt bad for me. I went to god dam work like a sucker and they got to jack off at home in front of the fireplace. You guys said nothing. I toiled and worried about Martin Pernosky's dong while instead I could have been at home working on my life long goal of seeing all the porn that was ever made. This is a devastating blow. I am going to have re-examine everything I know about life up until this point. This may take over 15 minutes.
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Re: Working from home
Craig wrote:From the sounds of it, you definitely did pull it off.
I feel like this masturbation double entendre is going woefully unappreciated.
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Re: Working from home
Craig wrote:Craig wrote:From the sounds of it, you definitely did pull it off.
I feel like this masturbation double entendre is going woefully unappreciated.
I actually feel it was perfectly understood and adequately appreciated
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