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Re: Giant Pumpkins

Post #301 by Dog » Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:44 am

Lifer wrote:
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Lifer wrote:Double the pipes, bury them, plug the holes, add a refrig system, and you could have the best outdoor rink around.



if you plugged the holes, how would the water get out? :donger:


Kinda hard to refrigerate something if you let it leak out into the ground eh?


Then why do you even make holes in the first place?

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Post #302 by Dog » Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:45 am

Ricard_Persson wrote:Image


This is amazing!
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Post #303 by Lifer » Thu Sep 29, 2016 8:02 am

Dog wrote:
Lifer wrote:
mayoradamwest wrote:

if you plugged the holes, how would the water get out? :donger:


Kinda hard to refrigerate something if you let it leak out into the ground eh?


Then why do you even make holes in the first place?

:why:


I'll see myself out.
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Post #304 by PPJ » Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:28 pm

Rico, I think the moon fell on your property.
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Post #305 by Dog » Fri Sep 30, 2016 3:32 pm

You can see his pumpkin on satellite photos from space!
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Post #306 by PPJ » Tue Oct 04, 2016 9:29 am

Eiff, e getz dee record, we shall all dance to Rico Suave!
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Post #307 by AD » Sun Oct 16, 2016 9:55 am

Congrats for the winning pumpkin. Well done.
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Post #308 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun Oct 16, 2016 12:29 pm

Is there a dancing pumpkin smiley? There should be one.
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Post #309 by AD » Sun Oct 16, 2016 2:04 pm

PPJ wrote:Eiff, e getz dee record, we shall all dance to Rico Suave!


:stare:


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Post #310 by PPJ » Sun Oct 16, 2016 3:20 pm

AD wrote:
PPJ wrote:Eiff, e getz dee record, we shall all dance to Rico Suave!


:stare:


:colbert:


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Post #311 by PredsFan77 » Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:28 pm

He won?
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Post #312 by AD » Tue Oct 18, 2016 3:09 am

Yes. Beat the record. Twice.

I hope he wasn't juicing.
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Post #313 by MP » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:44 am

AD wrote:Yes. Beat the record. Twice.

I hope he wasn't juicing.

Link?
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Post #314 by AD » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:04 pm

I'd rather preserve his anonymity. Though I'm sure Big#D has already creeped him.
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Post #315 by CharlieGirl » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:09 pm

Rico, that's friggen' awesome! Congrats!!
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Post #316 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:17 pm

Thanks for the poll, fellas.
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Post #317 by PPJ » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:03 pm

AD wrote:I'd rather preserve his anonymity.


:facepalm:
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Post #318 by Ricard_Persson » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:07 pm

Image


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Post #319 by Boring Choice #2 » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:17 pm

AD wrote:I'd rather preserve his anonymity. Though I'm sure Big#D has already creeped him.


i've had the pumpkin contests saved for years, as the founder of the broads annual giant pumpkin contest. :colbert:

i checked at least twice in the week running up the the final contest to see how it was going. i'm not some banana come lately.
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Post #320 by IcE ColD » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:43 pm

Congratulations R_P, well deserved.
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Post #321 by Dog » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:12 pm

Ricard_Persson wrote:Image


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Sweet baby Jesus!

:stare:


Congrats!
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Post #322 by PredsFan77 » Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:15 pm

Pumpkin is on viagra
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Post #323 by AD » Tue Oct 18, 2016 3:57 pm

Dog wrote:
Ricard_Persson wrote:Image


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Sweet baby Jesus!

:stare:


Congrats!


That was #2 (1800). #1 came in at 1803 right?
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Post #324 by PredsFan77 » Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:53 pm

Giant Squash and Giant Tomato look ripe for the taking next year. and whats up with that fella winning all the random categories.

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Post #325 by Ricard_Persson » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:39 pm

Yes top place on the parade float as well. Make pumpkins great again.
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Post #326 by Ricard_Persson » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:41 pm

AD wrote:
That was #2 (1800). #1 came in at 1803 right?


Yes. Strange to have 2.5 pounds between the two of them. They grow 2 pounds an hour in peak growth.
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Post #327 by vonbonds » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:31 pm

Ricard_Persson wrote:
AD wrote:
That was #2 (1800). #1 came in at 1803 right?


Yes. Strange to have 2.5 pounds between the two of them. They grow 2 pounds an hour in peak growth.

So do I
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Post #328 by PPJ » Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:05 am

What do you end up doing with the buggers?
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Post #329 by chicpea » Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:00 pm

Hey, Rico.

Haven't checked in for about a year.

Glad to hear you're doing well over there and that the plumpkin passion has never petered like my personal pickle pining of past!

Stay in touch, old pal.
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Post #330 by MP » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:31 pm

Thanksgiving and no pumpkins news?!
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Post #331 by PredsFan77 » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:49 pm

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Post #332 by PPJ » Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:45 am

Come on Rico, what's a happenin?
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Post #333 by PredsFan77 » Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:58 pm

uncle rico is with child. no more pumkins for him.
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Post #334 by Ricard_Persson » Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:24 am

Sorry fellas, I missed this.

Tough year, ended up with one @ 1365 pounds.

Going for 2000 pounds next year.

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Post #335 by Dog » Wed Oct 25, 2017 1:24 pm

An albino pumpkin?
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Post #336 by vonbonds » Wed Oct 25, 2017 1:47 pm

Only 1365lbs? I’ve grown tomatoes bigger

Sad!
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Post #337 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:29 pm

Get the poll up for next year and put me under the “5000+ kg” category.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #338 by Dog » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:00 pm

What the world needs is for you to figure out a way to grow pumpkins without having one side all squashed down and horribly disfigured. You find a way to do that and you will be a rich and celebrated man (more so)!
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Post #339 by Dog » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:04 pm

Oh what the world wouldn't give for pumpkings that are perfect ellipsoids!
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Post #340 by MP » Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:49 pm

Dog wrote:What the world needs is for you to figure out a way to grow pumpkins without having one side all squashed down and horribly disfigured. You find a way to do that and you will be a rich and celebrated man (more so)!

We already discussed this Dog, my solution was to divise an elastic pumpkin hammock, to suspend the pumpkin upright over a depression in the ground around it. The grower would adjust the slack/tension as the pumpkin grew, and if you put a load cell on in you could get real time weight and growth chart.

I have yet to be celebrated for this idea.
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Post #341 by TGR » Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:50 pm

Looks like the significant rainfall really killed that pumpkin.

I've taken bigger shits.
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Post #342 by PPJ » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:10 am

MP wrote:
Dog wrote:What the world needs is for you to figure out a way to grow pumpkins without having one side all squashed down and horribly disfigured. You find a way to do that and you will be a rich and celebrated man (more so)!

We already discussed this Dog, my solution was to divise an elastic pumpkin hammock, to suspend the pumpkin upright over a depression in the ground around it. The grower would adjust the slack/tension as the pumpkin grew, and if you put a load cell on in you could get real time weight and growth chart.

I have yet to be celebrated for this idea.


You should form a partnership with Rico in the giant pumpkin business. You guys would be like Reece's peanut butter cups of pumpkin growing.
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Post #343 by Dog » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:25 am

MP wrote:
Dog wrote:What the world needs is for you to figure out a way to grow pumpkins without having one side all squashed down and horribly disfigured. You find a way to do that and you will be a rich and celebrated man (more so)!

We already discussed this Dog, my solution was to divise an elastic pumpkin hammock, to suspend the pumpkin upright over a depression in the ground around it. The grower would adjust the slack/tension as the pumpkin grew, and if you put a load cell on in you could get real time weight and growth chart.

I have yet to be celebrated for this idea.


You have not been celebrated because you brought forth an inelegant and cumbersome solution, engineer.

I say we grow pumpinks in an anti-gravity chamber!
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Post #344 by Dog » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:27 am

Hmmm, perfect ellipsoid anti-gravity pumpkins.
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Post #345 by PPJ » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:33 pm

Dog wrote:
MP wrote:
Dog wrote:What the world needs is for you to figure out a way to grow pumpkins without having one side all squashed down and horribly disfigured. You find a way to do that and you will be a rich and celebrated man (more so)!

We already discussed this Dog, my solution was to divise an elastic pumpkin hammock, to suspend the pumpkin upright over a depression in the ground around it. The grower would adjust the slack/tension as the pumpkin grew, and if you put a load cell on in you could get real time weight and growth chart.

I have yet to be celebrated for this idea.


You have not been celebrated because you brought forth an inelegant and cumbersome solution, engineer.

I say we grow pumpinks in an anti-gravity chamber!


You fool. That is equivalent to doping in the Giant pumpkin world. You want Rico to be banned from competition?
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Post #346 by clawfirst » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:14 pm

It also wouldnt work. It would still make a flattened side. You would need a revolving cradle or anti gravity as suggested.
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Post #347 by clawfirst » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:15 pm

Revolving cradle can be done. I win.
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Post #348 by MP » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:02 pm

clawfirst wrote:Revolving cradle can be done. I win.

You'd snap the stem, no way that works.
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Post #349 by MP » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:03 pm

Also how does one water in anti gravity?
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Post #350 by clawfirst » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:05 pm

Osmosis

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