R.I.P. (Rest in Pith), lilooet

and other failures by our esteemed colleague Malthus
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Post #1 by chicpea » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:36 pm

The floor's been littered with peanuts and spit,
and Spatula Man's sat eating his grits;
While Susan's a-mopping the walls of the tents,
they wait for the show to commence.

The crick of the whip upon beaks and barebacks;
the soldering iron, the maws of the Yaks;
the fleshy plaintains stuffed up bottoms to stack;
they wait for the show to attack.

The elephants tumble;
the lions collapse.
The trainers, erect again,
take off their caps.
The aislers alert to place claque upon claque,
await Bosomy Bob and the Man with Two backs.

Hickory switches and razors and glue
and candles and mud mixed with Blood Vindaloo,
and curtains velour to deafen the score
of the tubas and trumpets and hullabaloos.

The Master, aprance and all glancing askance,
appraises the ring and unbuttons his pants,
steps into the Circle to yelping and chants,
and covers his privates to silence his aunts.

A spectator stands in the forty-ninth row,
in flannelly finery, family in tow,
and objects to such penisry publicly shown,
and unfollows me quickly and rightfully so.
According to local lore, Christ didn't commit any miracles while residing in Japan, but instead was just an extremely pleasant fellow to be around.
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Post #2 by PredsFan77 » Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:41 pm

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