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Post #101 by shredz » Wed Jul 02, 2014 8:12 pm

IcE ColD wrote:Diarrhea falling from the sky?


Gives a new meaning to "shitstorm".

I'm not too far and it's pretty bad out.

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Post #102 by PredsFan77 » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:02 pm

so fucking hot
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Post #103 by shredz » Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:19 pm

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Post #104 by PredsFan77 » Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:58 pm

NINE YEARS AGO:

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WWUS74 KLIX 281550
NPWLIX

URGENT — WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NEW ORLEANS LA
1011 AM CDT SUN AUG 28, 2005

...DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED...

HURRICANE KATRINA...A MOST POWERFUL HURRICANE WITH UNPRECEDENTED
STRENGTH... RIVALING THE INTENSITY OF HURRICANE CAMILLE OF 1969.

MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS...PERHAPS LONGER. AT
LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL
FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL...LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY
DAMAGED OR DESTROYED.

THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL.
PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD
FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE
BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...INCLUDING SOME
WALL AND ROOF FAILURE.

HIGH RISE OFFICE AND APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL SWAY DANGEROUSLY...A
FEW TO THE POINT OF TOTAL COLLAPSE. ALL WINDOWS WILL BLOW OUT.

AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH
AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES
AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE
ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS...PETS...AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE
WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK.

POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS...AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN
AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING
INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.

THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY
THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW
CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE
KILLED.

AN INLAND HURRICANE WIND WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN SUSTAINED WINDS NEAR
HURRICANE FORCE...OR FREQUENT GUSTS AT OR ABOVE HURRICANE FORCE...ARE
CERTAIN WITHIN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS.

ONCE TROPICAL STORM AND HURRICANE FORCE WINDS ONSET...DO NOT VENTURE
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Post #105 by MP » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:15 am

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Post #106 by PredsFan77 » Wed Sep 10, 2014 1:59 pm

lol it's like 90 here today. fuckin canada.
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Post #107 by Pancakes » Fri Sep 12, 2014 3:41 am

Fucking Alberta.

Of course I get put on night shifts during this freezing hell hole of a September.
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Post #108 by PredsFan77 » Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:54 pm

Lifer wrote:Frost advisory tonight.











Sigh........








GONNA BE 87 TOMORROW IN COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA























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Post #109 by Bow Tie » Sat Sep 13, 2014 9:48 am

Lifer wrote:Woke up to crisp air but a warm bed. Best sleep in months.


Did you pee yourself?
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Post #110 by SidorkiewiczsPeter » Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:49 pm

I peed myself thinking about Lifer sleeping all vulnerable in that cool air.
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Post #111 by PPJ » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:28 am

Edouard making a beeline for Predsville.
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Post #112 by PredsFan77 » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:22 am

Soooo this is Columbia, SC on the morning of November 1st, 2014


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Yesterday the high was 70 degrees! Average high for November 1 is 72!
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Post #113 by PredsFan77 » Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:36 am

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3.5 INCHES AND COUNTING! THE CITY IS GOING TO BE SHUT DOWN FOR WEEKS!
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Post #114 by PPJ » Sat Nov 01, 2014 2:01 pm

Saw a snow flake this morning in mississauga Ontario. Immediately melted upon hitting the warm ground.
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Post #115 by PredsFan77 » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:35 pm

Holy fuck YALL I leave the country for a few days and suddenly there's a HALF INCH OF ICE projected for back home. I get the feeling I might be stuck in the philly airport for a while. Better load up on that first class liquor and wine on the flight back
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Post #116 by PredsFan77 » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:35 pm

Also it was like 60 in Madrid yesterday
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Post #117 by PPJ » Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:07 pm

Don't worry Chezz, the spring thaw is just round the corner. Until then, tennis rackets make great shoes.
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Post #118 by shredz » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:07 pm

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Post #119 by shredz » Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:13 pm

I'll seriously mail someone $100 if they could make it past two minutes with proof. What the fuck..



Who am I kidding? My mom filmed that for me. :why:
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Post #120 by MP » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:27 am

57 seconds... You know it's bad when the mask doesn't cover your chin fat.
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Post #121 by MP » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:06 am

Big#D wrote:he probably still does too. he used to buy the nhl stats guide every year and go on about various stats during games / whenever.

i was pretty happy when he went on co-op out west (he was a geology guy) and disappeared for 4 months. he was a nice guy, but man he was annoying.

i wish i remember his last name so i could look him up and see if he accomplished anything in his life or he's living in his mother's basement making youtube videos about how cold it is.


You lived with a guy who's name you didn't know?
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Post #122 by AD » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:06 am

I'm pretty sure he knew it at one time.
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Post #123 by MP » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:09 am

AD wrote:I'm pretty sure he knew it at one time.


I do have trouble with names in the first meeting, but once I know of it, I never forget.
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Post #124 by PPJ » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:10 am

We used to get stoned in U and then watch the ninja turtles and eat mass quantities of pizza.
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Post #125 by AD » Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:21 am

+ he's a leafs fan.
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Post #126 by shredz » Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:14 pm

Lake Erie is more than 90% frozen.

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