Winnipeg police, RCMP say they are keeping close eye on Backpage.com

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Post #51 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:19 am

Well, fellas, despite my brush with darkness last night I am prepared to release my Top Three for the last six months.

3.

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One of nature's finest creations. Caring but tenacious, this young lady is a big pile of entertainment. Despite not being number one she just might be my Pretty Woman.

Personality: 6/5
Blowjob: 3/5
Cowgirl: 2/5
Doggystyle: 5/5
Taste of Twat: 5/5

2.

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She doesn't just look 14, fellas...

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Personality: 2/5
Blowjob: 5/5
Cowgirl: 4/5
Doggystyle: 5/5
Taste of Twat: N/A

1.

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Personality: 5/5
Blowjob: 5/5
Cowgirl: 6/5
Doggystyle: 6/5
Taste of Twat: N/A

She might not be much to look at from the neck up, but this lady is no nurturer. There are no questions. She tells you to remove your white of tights, and she immediately tosses that ol' rubber on for a phenomenal COB. She doesn't let you touch, which was disappointing because I love me a whiff of gash regardless of the odometer reading. After the blowjob she hops on for some lovin', taking every one of my 7.2 inches. After that she demands that I fill her from behind. I oblige. Then she takes to a bit of ball licking as I wank into the johnny.

No better time to be alive, fellas.
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Post #52 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:25 pm

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BACK IN TOWN TILL I GO BACK TO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK


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Post #53 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:38 pm

I prefer not to see black guys. Thank U


I know when I'm not wanted. :smuglanne:
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Post #54 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:18 am

MFW she won't keep her fucking voice down:

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Post #55 by Jagr's Mullet » Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:12 am

Is backpages still save to peruse potential transients for my pleasure?
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Post #56 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:11 pm

Found myself a new regular (hope the mounties don't nab her LOL!). She's Québecois, and looks a fair bit like Baltimore mayor Tom Carcetti. Image
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Post #57 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:01 am

MFW she chirps me for losing my hard on:

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Post #58 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:30 am

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let me rearrange your top 5


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Post #59 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:32 am

#THREE AND #ONE ARE IN TOWN, FELLAS
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Post #60 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:57 am

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Off to the doctor tomorrow to see if I need to get my dick chopped off. : (
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Post #61 by Macbeth » Mon Jun 23, 2014 1:20 pm

onefatsurfer wrote:If you get it chopped off, keep it in a jar, then you can say to women "hey, wanna see my dick?" and pull out the jar instead of pulling down your pants


It's not quite as charming as one thinks.

I've stopped carrying my jar around anyway... :bbf:
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Post #62 by Twitter bArt » Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:45 am

I keep the jar by the door
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Re: Winnipeg police, RCMP say theyÂ’re keeping close eye on Backpage.com

Post #63 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:24 pm

We'll always have the memories. There's no getting rid of them (yet).

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Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.

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