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znk · Post #2452 by **znk** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:50 pm

Monkey fapping NSFW That eye contact... :stare:

Dr_Chimera · Post #2453 by **Dr_Chimera** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 5:25 pm

vonbonds · Post #2454 by **vonbonds** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:15 pm

He's really Lex Steele?

edgar_dong · Post #2455 by **edgar_dong** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:29 am

Rodrigo Duterte, the president of the Philippines, has threatened corrupt government officials by saying he would have thrown them off a flying helicopter, warning that he had personally carried out the action before and had no qualms about doing it again.

The former prosecutor and governor said that he once hurled a Chinese man suspected of rape and murder out of a helicopter.

"If you are corrupt, I will fetch you using a helicopter to Manila and I will throw you out. I have done this before. Why would I not do it again?" Duterte said during a speech to victims of a typhoon on Tuesday, a clip of which was posted later on a video feed of the president's office.

Zardoz · Post #2456 by **Zardoz** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 5:07 pm

Didn't the same president say he wanted to burn down the UN a few days ago?

vonbonds · Post #2457 by **vonbonds** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:15 pm

Zardoz wrote:Didn't the same president say he wanted to burn down the UN a few days ago?

Yeah and???

Dog · Post #2458 by **Dog** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:09 pm

Seems an expensive way to kill someone. His motorcycle death squads are much more efficient.

senate · Post #2459 by **senate** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:54 pm

Dog wrote:Seems an expensive way to kill someone. His motorcycle death squads are much more efficient.

Committing crimes against humanity is about the journey, not the destination.

AD · Post #2460 by AD » Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:41 am

Dog is so utilitarian.

Boring Choice #2 · Post #2461 by **Boring Choice #2** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:21 pm

Is that another way of calling him a tool?

senate · Post #2462 by **senate** » Sat Dec 31, 2016 1:00 pm

senate · Post #2463 by **senate** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 11:11 am

vonbonds · Post #2464 by **vonbonds** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 1:29 pm

I don't get it

Slick Nick · Post #2465 by **Slick Nick** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 1:50 pm

vonbonds wrote:I don't get it

You're not looking where you should.

:hillary:

vonbonds · Post #2466 by **vonbonds** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:13 pm

I'm old

Dr_Chimera · Post #2467 by **Dr_Chimera** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:54 pm

Retarder S · Post #2468 by **Retarder S** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 5:16 pm

Retarder S · Post #2469 by **Retarder S** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 5:23 pm

senate wrote:

Reminds me of one of my exes the first time we made out

"What is this?"

"Suprise!"

:donger:

senate · Post #2470 by **senate** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:25 pm

Dr_Chimera · Post #2471 by **Dr_Chimera** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:19 pm

Dr_Chimera · Post #2472 by **Dr_Chimera** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:39 pm

Revisiting these brilliant videos today.

MP · Post #2473 by MP » Tue Jan 10, 2017 7:52 pm

I prefer Moonman.

senate · Post #2474 by **senate** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:22 pm

Dr_Chimera · Post #2475 by **Dr_Chimera** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:11 pm

Chicpea no.

senate · Post #2476 by **senate** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:45 pm

Artie · Post #2477 by **Artie** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:08 pm

clawfist caught in action

clawfirst · Post #2478 by **clawfirst** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:11 pm

I have better hair

vonbonds · Post #2479 by **vonbonds** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:21 pm

clawfirst wrote:I have better hair

You're back doesn't count

Craig · Post #2480 by **Craig** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:24 pm

For the record, claw has glorious, flowing hair.

clawfirst · Post #2481 by **clawfirst** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:05 pm

That guys a better dancer though

AD · Post #2482 by AD » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:43 am

But only barely.

AD · Post #2483 by AD » Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:22 pm

Retarder S · Post #2484 by **Retarder S** » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:24 am

A. Boom Boom Al Thawaher wrote:

Less mass murders :trump:

Retarder S · Post #2485 by **Retarder S** » Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:31 am

Dr_Chimera · Post #2486 by **Dr_Chimera** » Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:19 pm

This is more of a comment than anything, but beginning with tomorrow (I guess), @potus will switch from Obama to Trump and @flotus from Michelle to Melania.

I am still digesting all of this.

senate · Post #2487 by **senate** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 11:08 pm

You people like math jokes, right?

vonbonds · Post #2488 by **vonbonds** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 11:42 pm

Hitler had 2 trains

Retarder S · Post #2489 by **Retarder S** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:48 am

WTF did I just watch and why is it stuck in my brain

MP · Post #2490 by MP » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:06 am

senate wrote:You people like math jokes, right?

You pull the switch after the front wheel passes the points and derail the train.

Boring Choice #2 · Post #2491 by **Boring Choice #2** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:09 am

and hope it kills all the people stupid enough to be tied to the tracks.

Dog · Post #2492 by **Dog** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:42 am

How do you kill infinite people when there is a finite number of people in existence?

MP · Post #2493 by MP » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:46 am

And there you have an engineer's answer, a curmudgeon's answer, and an accountant answer to your problem Senate.

senate · Post #2494 by **senate** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:30 pm

MP wrote:And there you have an engineer's answer, a curmudgeon's answer, and an accountant answer to your problem Senate.

It was nice get answers from across the autism spectrum.

Dr_Chimera · Post #2495 by **Dr_Chimera** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:30 pm

senate wrote:You people like math jokes, right?

I vote for maximum killing.

mooseOAK · Post #2496 by **mooseOAK** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:23 am

Malking · Post #2497 by **Malking** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:13 am

Random.

NSFW:

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http://motherless.com/GFA0B660

I feel like I've seen her before.

Dr_Chimera · Post #2498 by **Dr_Chimera** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:03 am

I want ladies to look at me this way.

Lifer · Post #2499 by **Lifer** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:58 pm

The train does not appear to be moving.

Lifer · Post #2500 by **Lifer** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:01 pm

Malking wrote:Random.

NSFW:
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http://motherless.com/GFA0B660

I feel like I've seen her before.

Mrs. Bugg!!! :stare:

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