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Post #2451 by senate » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:18 pm

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Post #2452 by znk » Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:50 pm

Monkey fapping NSFW That eye contact... :stare:
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Post #2454 by vonbonds » Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:15 pm

He's really Lex Steele?
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Post #2455 by edgar_dong » Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:29 am

Rodrigo Duterte, the president of the Philippines, has threatened corrupt government officials by saying he would have thrown them off a flying helicopter, warning that he had personally carried out the action before and had no qualms about doing it again.

The former prosecutor and governor said that he once hurled a Chinese man suspected of rape and murder out of a helicopter.

"If you are corrupt, I will fetch you using a helicopter to Manila and I will throw you out. I have done this before. Why would I not do it again?" Duterte said during a speech to victims of a typhoon on Tuesday, a clip of which was posted later on a video feed of the president's office.
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Post #2456 by Zardoz » Thu Dec 29, 2016 5:07 pm

Didn't the same president say he wanted to burn down the UN a few days ago?
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Post #2457 by vonbonds » Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:15 pm

Zardoz wrote:Didn't the same president say he wanted to burn down the UN a few days ago?

Yeah and???
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Post #2458 by Dog » Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:09 pm

Seems an expensive way to kill someone. His motorcycle death squads are much more efficient.
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Post #2459 by senate » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:54 pm

Dog wrote:Seems an expensive way to kill someone. His motorcycle death squads are much more efficient.


Committing crimes against humanity is about the journey, not the destination.
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Post #2460 by AD » Fri Dec 30, 2016 9:41 am

Dog is so utilitarian.
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Post #2461 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Dec 30, 2016 12:21 pm

Is that another way of calling him a tool?
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Post #2462 by senate » Sat Dec 31, 2016 1:00 pm

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Post #2464 by vonbonds » Mon Jan 02, 2017 1:29 pm

I don't get it
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Post #2465 by Slick Nick » Mon Jan 02, 2017 1:50 pm

vonbonds wrote:I don't get it


You're not looking where you should.

:hillary:
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Post #2466 by vonbonds » Mon Jan 02, 2017 3:13 pm

I'm old :why:
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Post #2468 by Retarder S » Thu Jan 05, 2017 5:16 pm

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Post #2469 by Retarder S » Thu Jan 05, 2017 5:23 pm

senate wrote:Image


Reminds me of one of my exes the first time we made out

"What is this?"

"Suprise!"

:donger:
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Post #2471 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Jan 09, 2017 11:19 pm

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Post #2472 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:39 pm

Revisiting these brilliant videos today.

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Post #2473 by MP » Tue Jan 10, 2017 7:52 pm

I prefer Moonman.
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Post #2475 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:11 pm

Chicpea no.
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Post #2477 by Artie » Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:08 pm

clawfist caught in action

:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #2478 by clawfirst » Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:11 pm

I have better hair
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Post #2479 by vonbonds » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:21 pm

clawfirst wrote:I have better hair

You're back doesn't count
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Post #2480 by Craig » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:24 pm

For the record, claw has glorious, flowing hair.
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Post #2481 by clawfirst » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:05 pm

That guys a better dancer though
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Post #2482 by AD » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:43 am

But only barely.
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Post #2484 by Retarder S » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:24 am

A. Boom Boom Al Thawaher wrote:


Less mass murders :trump:
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Post #2485 by Retarder S » Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:31 am

NSFW

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Post #2486 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:19 pm

This is more of a comment than anything, but beginning with tomorrow (I guess), @potus will switch from Obama to Trump and @flotus from Michelle to Melania.

I am still digesting all of this.
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Post #2487 by senate » Tue Jan 24, 2017 11:08 pm

You people like math jokes, right?

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Post #2488 by vonbonds » Tue Jan 24, 2017 11:42 pm

Hitler had 2 trains
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Post #2489 by Retarder S » Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:48 am

WTF did I just watch and why is it stuck in my brain

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Post #2490 by MP » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:06 am

senate wrote:You people like math jokes, right?

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You pull the switch after the front wheel passes the points and derail the train.
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Post #2491 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:09 am

and hope it kills all the people stupid enough to be tied to the tracks.
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Post #2492 by Dog » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:42 am

How do you kill infinite people when there is a finite number of people in existence?
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Post #2493 by MP » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:46 am

And there you have an engineer's answer, a curmudgeon's answer, and an accountant answer to your problem Senate.
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Post #2494 by senate » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:30 pm




MP wrote:And there you have an engineer's answer, a curmudgeon's answer, and an accountant answer to your problem Senate.


It was nice get answers from across the autism spectrum.
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Post #2495 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:30 pm

senate wrote:You people like math jokes, right?

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I vote for maximum killing.
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Post #2496 by mooseOAK » Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:23 am

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Post #2497 by Malking » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:13 am

Random.

NSFW:

Code: Select all

http://motherless.com/GFA0B660


I feel like I've seen her before.
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Post #2498 by Dr_Chimera » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:03 am

I want ladies to look at me this way.

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Post #2499 by Lifer » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:58 pm

The train does not appear to be moving.
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Post #2500 by Lifer » Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:01 pm

Malking wrote:Random.

NSFW:

Code: Select all

http://motherless.com/GFA0B660


I feel like I've seen her before.


Mrs. Bugg!!! :stare:

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