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Post #1401 by Craig » Wed Sep 05, 2018 5:34 pm

I very much relate to that.
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Post #1402 by chicpea » Wed Sep 05, 2018 9:45 pm

I fucking hate how things relate topographically.
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Post #1404 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:24 am

This guy thinks breaking his back on 60-hour work weeks is a good thing. He's gonna lose all of his earnings when he has to pay for the next operation anyway.

If only the ancient Egyptian rulers knew that instead of forcing slaves to build the pyramids, all they had to do was to convince their people that at the tail end of their labor there would be a red ferrari waiting for them.

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Post #1405 by senate » Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:44 am

Huh, I would have thought that "the planet's only expert on World War One flamethrowers" would be able to walk into any Ivy League college and be given tenure on the spot.
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Post #1406 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:13 am

Rosie Barton might be sick of my DMs, but seriously, Lisa LaFlamme's hair looks FUCKED UP tonight.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #1407 by The Virus » Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:07 am

60 hour weeks make my inner socialist come out. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
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Post #1408 by The Virus » Fri Sep 07, 2018 10:22 am

Dr_Chimera wrote:https://twitter.com/frankiemuniz/status/539932189870141440



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Post #1412 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:13 am

Craig wrote:I very much relate to that.


The genuine article.

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Post #1413 by Craig » Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:11 am

I relate less to that.
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Post #1414 by chicpea » Sun Sep 09, 2018 10:00 am

You don't want Russ to visit your house?

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Post #1417 by The Virus » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:52 pm

The future is bright :)

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Post #1419 by The Virus » Tue Sep 11, 2018 6:40 pm

Where could this go wrong?




























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Post #1424 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Sep 17, 2018 10:10 pm

Thinking about becoming that guy who sets straight people who don't get Onion articles on the social media.
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Post #1426 by Boring Choice #2 » Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:58 pm

I guess league MVP doesn't get you the big bucks that it used to.
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Post #1427 by The Virus » Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:44 am

Just don't become Jared and he can do all the terrible commercials he wants. I think he even knew it was douchie with the hey guys dont forget this is an #AD.
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Post #1431 by The Virus » Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:14 am

I guess we know why you were online.

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Post #1433 by The Virus » Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:41 am

So I posted this on Twitter:


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And then when I refreshed the page:


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and yes, I had to give them my phone number to get my account back.
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Post #1434 by Dr_Chimera » Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:06 pm

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Post #1435 by The Virus » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:15 am

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Post #1436 by chicpea » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:31 am

wtf is a vind-ik-leuk
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Post #1437 by The Virus » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:38 am

Luxembourgish for Like?

Dunno, it seems kinda scrambled. Why wouldn't is just be "leuk" whatever it is called on Twitter now.

Favorite was much simpler.
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Post #1443 by chicpea » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:35 pm

All families similar in their happiness...
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Post #1444 by vonbonds » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:21 am

Do you mean his drag family chíc?
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Post #1445 by The Virus » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:16 am

vonbonds wrote:Do you mean his drag family chíc?


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Post #1446 by mooseOAK » Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:23 am

Only into threesomes.
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Post #1449 by AD » Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:34 am

This is truly the end of history.
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Post #1450 by The Virus » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:24 pm

so heres some help


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