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Post #1 by Transplanted Caper » Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:50 am

You're doing the Janitor's Lord work, Chezz. I'm going back to the alcoholism thread to rub my 3-day sobriety in people's faces.
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Post #2 by Captain Roy Bringus » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:44 pm

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Post #3 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:24 pm

[insert name] added 54 new photos to the album "hannah's bachelorette!"


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*54 photos of their gourmet food*

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Post #4 by WarriorOfGandhi » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:43 am

dempsey_k wrote:#dressedundressed


TITTIES
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Post #5 by Macbeth » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:14 pm

brownman wrote:[CENTER]Image[/CENTER]

*54 photos of their gourmet food*

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Fuck knows I hate these updates.

Why fucking go to Australia if you're gonna take pics of your pals's sandals and your brother's sunburns ?
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Post #6 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:48 pm

Macbeth wrote:pals's sandals


Which gender? :stare:
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Post #7 by Macbeth » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:03 pm

brownman wrote:Which gender? :stare:


I'ma PM you the pics, mate. ; )
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Post #8 by Transplanted Caper » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:38 pm

Mike Fisher breaking out some of the Jesus stuff on Twitter.
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Post #9 by TGR » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:43 pm

Jesus is a make believe gypsy character.
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Post #10 by PredsFan77 » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:17 pm

Transplanted Caper wrote:Mike Fisher breaking out some of the Jesus stuff on Twitter.


Just trying to up his q score in music city USA, caper.
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Post #11 by CharlieGirl » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:31 am

embracedbias wrote:Mike Fisher ‏@mikefisher1212 Jun 30
Happy for @hobbylobbystore great news today! #waytofight

Ben Scrivens ‏@scrivens_30 26m
I cannot disagree with @mikefisher1212 more.


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Post #12 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:12 pm

Gonna need some context here, folks.
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Post #13 by VLoo » Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:45 pm

Haque is right.
PredsFan77 wrote:Vloo: I forgot to include him in my top ten, but I would encourage him to sleep with any of my exes so that we could say our penises have been in the same space. I'd like that.
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Post #14 by Transplanted Caper » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:42 am

Chad Johnson ‏@ochocinco 33m

@DenisCoderre Denis, I love you but I'm having trouble with parking tickets, most of the parking signs are in french, I've 15 tickets. Help
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Post #16 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:39 pm

Good clean woman #1: Hey where did you get the balls for your dad's pool?
Good clean woman #2: superstore
Good clean woman #1: Oh ok


Just good clean people having some good clean fun in this the summer of 2014.
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Post #17 by Useful Idiot » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:03 pm

Samwise Gamgee pictured here with a Nazgul:

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Post #18 by SidorkiewiczsPeter » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:34 pm

embracedbias wrote:I don't even know how to explain it


I get it, it's damn funny.
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Post #21 by AD » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:21 pm

One thing he's not is a SPELLCHECKER because there's a typo in "unanswered".


:mkbét:
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Post #22 by VLoo » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:41 pm

AD wrote:One thing he's not is a SPELLCHECKER because there's a typo in "unanswered".


:mkbét:


You can always count on the pineapple for the tough detective work.
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Post #24 by Germz » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:48 pm

I knew a guy from North London who had "Fuck You" written in between his knuckles in Indian ink. When he decided to clean up his act and become a family man, he burned them with a cigarette.

But I think this guy has him beat.
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Post #26 by Macbeth » Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:44 pm

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Post #27 by Transplanted Caper » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:38 am

NHL on NBC @NHLonNBCSports · 20h

#NHL fans... Who is the all-time greatest player from the @EdmontonOilers franchise?? #NHLGreatest


Hey, I saw the 2006 playoffs. Come on down, Fernando Pisani.
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Post #28 by Transplanted Caper » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:40 am

Vic Rauter ‏@TSNVicRauter 44s

Question for a Wednesday..if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea..does that mean one out of five enjoys it?..just asking


:rauter: COUNT'EM UP. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! suffer from the drizzling shits.
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Post #29 by Retardé S » Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:02 pm

#twitterpurge

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Post #31 by Retardé S » Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:21 pm

I wish the internet ceased to exist for people who like pretend to be intellectual.
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Post #34 by Transplanted Caper » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:19 pm

TorontoStar ‏@TorontoStar 1m

Rob Ford more popular with black voters than Obama, Doug Ford claims
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Post #35 by Captain Roy Bringus » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:24 pm

✔ @9modano

Where is Ronald Regan.?
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Post #36 by Transplanted Caper » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:41 pm

Somewhat surprised about the lack of folk songs about the good ol'days of Reagan. Seems like something they'd be singing at tea party rallies.
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Post #37 by Captain Roy Bringus » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:44 pm

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Post #38 by FH2002 » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:12 pm

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I’d chip in a dollar (CDN) if he’s wearing a hat.
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Post #39 by Ismellofhockey » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:54 pm

dempsey_k wrote:I just found out what "Twitter Purge" is

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Really dude? Really?

It's 20-fucking-14 and we're still having this conversation? I can't believe this still needs to be said. It's just terrible to think we've not only stopped making progress, but that we've actually regressed. For the last time:

"Pics, or get the fuck out".
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