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Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:12 pm
by Dog
"Sir, we found your car but I'm terribly sorry there is still no sign of your missing child".

"Oh, great thanks! Never mind about the child, we have more. No problem."

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:16 pm
by IcE ColD
Bah, as long as they're ready to live with whatever are the consequences (if any), I don't see anything wrong with that.

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:36 pm
by clawfirst
Ive often contemplated claiming i was having chest pains in addition to whatever i needed stiched up at the hospital for the same effect.... But you know im not an irresponsable monster pussy.

I just forego the freezing

*manly grunt

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:39 pm
by Boring Choice #2
So basically, the cops can find stolen vehicles if they want, but usually don't bother because it interferes with their donut time.

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:24 pm
by AD
So it worked!

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:11 pm
by MP
So instead of saying 'your nephew was in the car', you say you were car jacked at gun point and they appeared to have had a tied you toddler with them...

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:46 pm
by TGR
So maybe we can find terrorists by lying and saying they stole our children.

Hmmm.

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:18 am
by Dr_Chimera
Horrifying.


Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:24 am
by senate
Image

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:19 pm
by MP
:hellyeah:

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:57 pm
by vonbonds
She is going to love dick so much when she gets older

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:53 pm
by Craig
Dick is super easy to spell.

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:06 pm
by MP
Craig wrote:Dick is super easy to spell.

Betcha even dog's daughter can recall that word...

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:02 pm
by Dr_Chimera
Orrtam Anisimov?

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:28 pm
by Dr_Chimera


Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:41 am
by senate

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:53 pm
by vonbonds
She's a character


Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:34 am
by TGR
I wouldn't fuck her with edgar's dong.

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:00 am
by TGR
A SJW posted this garbage to Facebook today...




:punchballs:

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:03 pm
by Dr_Chimera

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:10 pm
by Dr_Chimera
TGR wrote:A SJW posted this garbage to Facebook today...




:punchballs:


I don't much care for the cutesy vibe of this video, but most of its points are correct. Also people who use the term 'SJW' are fucking nazis.

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:15 pm
by Dr_Chimera
Whenever someone talks about microaggressions I'm reminded by Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot, a foreigner in Great Britain who gets constantly singled out for being different, often by old ladies - his accent, appearance, manners, name. Some of it done rudely and some of it well intentioned.

I think Agatha actually enjoyed prodding her character at every turn for being a weirdo foreigner. She even made him as unlikable as possible. Of course she was something of a nazi herself.

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:46 pm
by senate
After enough mosquito bites, your body develops an immunity to mosquito saliva, and mosquito bites stop irritating your skin. It wears off after a few weeks though.

What does that have to do with the video? Nothing. I just wanted to share that mosquito fact. It may come in handy if you ever meet a cute girl at party and, in a panicky attempt to impress her, you lie and say that you are an entomologist.

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:24 am
by TGR
Dr_Chimera wrote:
TGR wrote:A SJW posted this garbage to Facebook today...




:punchballs:


I don't much care for the cutesy vibe of this video, but most of its points are correct. Also people who use the term 'SJW' are fucking nazis.


Oh no. I've been triggered.

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:53 am
by Retardé S

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:58 am
by Dr_Chimera

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:40 pm
by Retardé S
Dr_Chimera wrote:https://twitter.com/alreadytaken74/status/846622675246219264



Holy shit, that groove

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:53 pm
by senate

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:06 pm
by Dog
Fuck that. If we're all dying, I'm eating better food than Arby's. Yolo!

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 5:00 pm
by Dr_Chimera

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 2:45 pm
by Dr_Chimera
Image

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:45 pm
by Transplanted Caper
Ghomeshi would flunk out of first year poli-sci with that tripe.

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:38 pm
by Split Scrotum
I thought Joe Warmington died with Rob Ford

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 11:59 am
by Dr_Chimera

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:06 pm
by TGR
What happened after July 14, 2014?

Did he murder his family?

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:26 pm
by Transplanted Caper

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:15 pm
by Dr_Chimera

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 7:20 pm
by Boring Choice #2
So do creative people have to be hipsters, or is the animator just not very creative?

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:39 am
by AD
What the fuck was that Chim?

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:15 am
by Transplanted Caper

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 8:52 pm
by senate
Image

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:45 am
by Transplanted Caper

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 10:40 pm
by TGR
Lol. Its funny because its not even his kid.

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:17 pm
by Dr_Chimera

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 5:58 pm
by The Bytown Boozer

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 9:45 pm
by AD
:stare:

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 11:28 pm
by Dog
BANANA!!!

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 3:58 pm
by Retardé S

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Thu May 25, 2017 10:51 pm
by Dr_Chimera

Re: Random Fucked Up Social Media

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:52 pm
by Dr_Chimera