Weekend Check-In

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Weekend Check-In

Post #1 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:52 pm

Fellas, over the course of the summer you will use this fred to check in on weekends. This is how I will know you are home safe and sound.

While you are permitted to pop by whenever you like it will be mandatory to check in on Sundays (Monday in the case of a long weekend).

Be well. : )
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Post #2 by SidorkiewiczsPeter » Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:46 pm

I'm at dinner at a bachelor party. Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Alcohol!!!!!
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Post #3 by clawfirst » Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:47 pm

Making soup an sitting in my recliner.
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Post #4 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Jul 19, 2014 5:07 pm

Sewed some buttons on a couple pair of shorts. Forecast for the week ahead: stylish.
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Post #5 by Bow Tie » Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:21 pm

Transplanted Caper wrote:Sewed some buttons on a couple pair of shorts. Forecast for the week ahead: stylish.


Your pants not being around your ankles doesn't make you stylish, TC. :colbert:


Holding in a shit in a Wawa parking lot
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Post #6 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:11 pm

i'm too drunk to taste this chicken
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Post #7 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:16 pm

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Post #8 by Retardé S » Sun Jul 20, 2014 12:39 am

Taking it easy this weekend, but oh baby, next weekend?






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Post #9 by NyQuil » Sun Jul 20, 2014 12:16 pm

Is this how you case the houses you want to rob?
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Post #10 by Craig » Sun Jul 20, 2014 12:25 pm

I'm in the Bainsville ONroute, dreading the five hours I have left on the 401.
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Post #11 by Retardé S » Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:19 pm

NyQuil wrote:Is this how you case the houses you want to rob?


I don't rob houses anymore m8. I rob innocence.
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Post #12 by clawfirst » Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:30 pm

He was clearly asking the dong.


Just checking in sober at 4:30pm ...
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Post #13 by Retardé S » Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:55 pm

wasn't that clear to me :colbert:
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Post #14 by Pancakes » Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:48 pm

Fuck. I just came to.
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Post #15 by Macbeth » Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:39 am

Is it too late to check in, brownie, good buddy ?
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Post #16 by AD » Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:22 am

I was not home but i was safe. Thanks for taking the time to do this Dongster.
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Post #17 by PPJ » Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:44 am

Jack Astors Friday for drinks and wings. Swimming, Ribfest on Saturday. Wine Country with the boys on Sunday.
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Post #18 by Twitter bArt » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:55 am

I made it through the rain
I kept my world protected
I made it through the rain
I kept my point of view
I made it through the rain

And found myself respected
By the others who
Got rained on too
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

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Post #19 by Twitter bArt » Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:06 am

heading to the links
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



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Post #20 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:26 am

Luckily, I didn't get to sleep in as construction began outside my apartment building early this morning. Now, I can face the day and get a ton of things accomplished. :sirius:
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Post #21 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:39 am

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:Jack Ast--


This fred was a horrible idea. Fuck everyone o' yers.
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Post #22 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:40 am

And stay safe.
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Post #23 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:57 am

goin to chase 'naders up in jacketracketistan wish me luck
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Post #24 by zamboner » Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:33 am

dong perimong wrote:And stay safe.


start every weekend by putting on a condom and a hockey helmet.
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Post #25 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:52 am

zamboner wrote:start every weekend by putting on a condom and a hockey helmet.


You wanna risk getting run over and killed by [s]me[/s] a drunk driver, you be my guest.
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Post #26 by AD » Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:29 pm

I'm barely surviving.
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Post #27 by Retardé S » Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:38 pm

[SIZE="6"][CENTER]Tonight, I'm getting fuuucked up[/CENTER][/size]

But before that, cleaning my floor with paint thinner
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Post #28 by AD » Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:43 pm

There are synergies and efficiencies to gain with a little bit of tweaking of your plans R.
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Post #29 by zamboner » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:10 pm

can't decide between cracking open a 2001 Chateau Maucaillou or huffing a bag of gas
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Post #30 by Retardé S » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:55 pm

AD wrote:There are synergies and efficiencies to gain with a little bit of tweaking of your plans R.


Sniff the paint thinner, get fucked up, then clean the foor with alcohol and lick it off until I pass out?
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Post #31 by Macbeth » Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:06 pm

I shall spend this week-end (forever) alone.
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Post #32 by Retardé S » Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:44 pm

Pretty sure im at the shittiest bar in town
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Post #33 by Ricard_Persson » Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:52 pm

Home.
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Post #34 by Bow Tie » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:10 am

Very progressive for PPJ to go swinging

meanwhile, it's officially Sunday, and I'm eating ice cream, about to watch Snowpiercer, and dreading have to go to a base ball game at 1 in the pm
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Post #35 by Macbeth » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:00 am

Retarder S wrote:Pretty sure im at the shittiest bar in town


Which one is that ?
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Post #36 by Retardé S » Sun Jul 27, 2014 3:55 am

Macbeth wrote:Which one is that ?


Studio Backstage at the gay village. I drank like 2 and a half decent sized pitchers and I'm just a bit tipsy. Took Uber back to my place.
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Post #37 by AD » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:20 am

Retarder S wrote:Studio Backstage at the gay village. I drank like 2 and a half decent sized pitchers and I'm just a bit tipsy. Took Uber back to my place.


If you're still passed out at the bar, wake up, walk north west 50 yards. I have a latté with your name on it.
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Post #38 by Retardé S » Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:50 am

I'm safe home AD. Uber is not the name of some gay guy, just clarifying.


Edit: Now I want a latté.
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Post #39 by Retardé S » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:09 am

vonbonds wrote:Was that his name at the bar?


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Post #40 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:32 am

Retarder S wrote:Image


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Post #41 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:53 am

Lifer wrote:Not feeling too great right now you guys.


Just pound the water, buddy. No Powerdrink or Gatorjuice, or any of that garbage.

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