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Post #201 by NyQuil » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:18 pm

Thomas Malthus wrote:Just finished the Ottawa City Chase, pretty fun day.


I saw you vermin crawling through my neighbourhood like some bizarre blue t-shirt-wearing plague of yuppies.
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Post #202 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:29 pm

Fireworks boom in the distance on another rainy Saturday night in Ottawa. That or ISIS finally got to Wellington St.
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Post #203 by NyQuil » Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:28 pm

Thomas Malthus wrote:That about sums it up. I sincerely hope that people weren't assholes (going through people's gardens, leaving behind trash, etc.).


No worries.

I have a couple of the worst offenders and interlopers in my basement.
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Post #204 by Macbeth » Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:20 am

The Bytown Boozer wrote:[CENTER]Image[/CENTER]


I can't even remember the last time I used a condom.

And I've been abusing Tinder fort the past few months.

I have a death wish. :mkbét:
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Post #205 by Twitter bArt » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:23 am

wonderful weekend with the Glens
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #206 by PPJ » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:07 am

Yard work weekend. My fucking back is killing me.
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Post #207 by IcE ColD » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:40 am

I am still alive.
Society is actually a bunch of flawed primates guided by selfishness, fear, and superstitious bullshit.

David Wong - 19/12/2016
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Post #208 by AD » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:43 am

Barely.
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Post #209 by PredsFan77 » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:34 pm

pics or gtfo
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Post #210 by AD » Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:26 pm

I haven't done 2 chicks at once since 2007.
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Post #211 by Macbeth » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:51 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:Shit, I gotta get my ass to Montreal soon don't I?


We've been waiting for you for the better part of two weeks, you fucking pillock.
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Post #212 by AD » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:01 am

The Bytown Boozer wrote:Shit, I gotta get my ass to Montreal soon don't I?


I fear it may be too late for me.
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Post #213 by PPJ » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:25 pm

vonbonds wrote:Twice the Boobies..are they still chained in your basement?


He only keeps the heads.
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Post #214 by PPJ » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:26 pm

AD wrote:I haven't done 2 chicks at once since 2007.


Ah Montreal, the memories of my youthful escapades. Fucking marriage.
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Post #215 by NyQuil » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:54 pm

I've never had sex with two women at the same time.
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Post #216 by Transplanted Caper » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:06 pm

NyQuil wrote:I've never had sex with two women at the same time.


I don't know what's worse. The admission or that you don't have enough respect to lie about it at Broads like the rest of us.
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Post #217 by PPJ » Tue Aug 19, 2014 3:25 pm

Dated a girl who worked for a model agency and invited me on a business trip of hers to Montreal. She was in marketing or something. Initially I was reluctant to go, because she didn't seem all that interesting a girl, but I said, what the hell, it's a free trip to Montreal and if she's boring, I'll ditch her at get a room and call up some friends. Once there I found out she was bi-sexual.....
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Post #218 by NyQuil » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:03 pm

Lord Chezz wrote:I had two girls in the same bed at once. I would alternate making out with each of them.

The whole thing came to a stop when I tried to push their heads together for them to kiss and they both left disgusted.

That was the closest I ever came to a 3 way.


I've had the slutty Halloween three-way grind on the dance floor while dressed as a priest thing. That's about as far as I've gotten.

Dressing as a priest is a great idea on Halloween BTW.

It's like you're challenging the women-folk.
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Post #219 by PPJ » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:05 pm

NyQuil wrote:I've had the slutty Halloween three-way grind on the dance floor while dressed as a priest thing. That's about as far as I've gotten.

Dressing as a priest is a great idea on Halloween BTW.

It's like you're challenging the women-folk.


Image
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Post #220 by AD » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:09 pm

Transplanted Caper wrote:I don't know what's worse. The admission or that you don't have enough respect to lie about it at Broads like the rest of us.


With enough alcohol and French or Irish girls around, it takes effort NOT to have a 3-way at one point.
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Post #221 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:12 pm

Just got off the horn with one of my buddies from the Regional Capital of the Nation and he told me that Bytown's Boozer hasn't even hit the half century mark, LMAO!!
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Post #222 by Transplanted Caper » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:13 pm

dong perimong wrote:Just got off the horn with one of my buddies from the Regional Capital of the Nation and he told me that Bytown's Boozer hasn't even hit the half century mark, LMAO!!


Oh man. He hasn't got a 50-year old before? Shit, even I've done that.
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Post #223 by AD » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:15 pm

I haven't even hit 10. And thats counting 3 different times with 2 women.
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Post #224 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:32 pm

100-200 total inches, maybe. :mkbét:

EDIT: :ford_stare:
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Post #225 by AD » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:20 pm

Thomas Malthus wrote:I'm a one woman kind of guy. But I'll go for two feet at the same time any day of the week.


I've licked a pair while getting a foot job.

:dong'slickinglipssmiley:
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Post #226 by Macbeth » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:11 am

I'd love to join the conversation but no woman has dared venture my way in over seven months.

I'm, like, really envious right now.

:maw:
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Post #227 by Bow Tie » Wed Aug 20, 2014 1:25 am

Macbeth wrote:I'd love to join the conversation but no woman has dared venture my way in over seven months.

I'm, like, really envious right now.

:maw:


I'd offer a patented :maw: hugs, but in the midst of such a dry spell, it might turn you on. Sorr, MacB
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Post #228 by AD » Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:24 am

Macbeth wrote:I'd love to join the conversation but no woman has dared venture my way in over seven months.

I'm, like, really envious right now.

:maw:


How many men?
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Post #229 by Macbeth » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:00 pm

Bow Tie wrote:I'd offer a patented :maw: hugs, but in the midst of such a dry spell, it might turn you on. Sorr, MacB


You are not a very generous fellow, are you ?

AD wrote:How many men?


I stopped counting at twelve hundred. :mkbét:
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Post #230 by NyQuil » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:59 pm

Everyone goes through a grapefruit phase.

It's like the smoothie phase.

"Man, I'm living life."

-2 weeks later-

"Meh, I'll eat a big bowl of Chex."
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Post #231 by PPJ » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:04 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:Y'know what I've been getting into lately? Grapefruit. It's fucking great.


Should be called bitter oranges. They don't look or taste one bit like grapes.
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Post #232 by Craig » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:07 pm

They're just the bastard offspring of Pomelos and Sweet Oranges anyway. :colbert:
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Post #233 by Craig » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:09 pm

Although Sweet Oranges are bastard offspring of Mandarins and Pomelos anyway. So they're like 3/4s Pomelo.
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Post #234 by PPJ » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:13 pm

I've never had a Pomelo. How does it taste?
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Post #235 by Craig » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:15 pm

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:I've never had a Pomelo. How does it taste?


Like a sweeter, less flavourful grapefruit.
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Post #236 by AD » Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:18 pm

A bit less juicy usually. Like its fleshier.

That said, I used to think it was just big grapefruit.

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