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Post #251 by SidorkiewiczsPeter » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:21 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:Y'know what I've been getting into lately? Grapefruit. It's fucking great.


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Post #252 by PPJ » Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:39 pm

RIP Minnesota Dominoes locations. It was a good run.
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Post #253 by Macbeth » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:21 am

I'd honestly kill for a pomelo right now.

Would kill for it.
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Post #254 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Aug 23, 2014 4:53 am

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Post #255 by Pancakes » Mon Aug 25, 2014 10:51 pm

is it still the weekend???????????/ I got shittered today.
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Post #256 by PPJ » Mon Aug 25, 2014 10:56 pm

Went to marineland because of my kids. I feel like a complete asshole by financially supporting that hell hole. What an evil place.
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Post #257 by Pancakes » Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:19 pm

i went to niagra falls

fuck me man
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Post #258 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:26 am

MFW my nostrils are all blocked up and the only thing in the entire world that I wanna do is one more line of blow:

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Post #259 by PPJ » Tue Aug 26, 2014 8:44 am

Big#D wrote:This was my first year of not going there after having gone the previous three. :devildance:


Must have been a metaphorical ritual bath for you.

What a digusting place. Kids liked it though. :pacman:
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Post #260 by PPJ » Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:12 am

Big#D wrote:The kids liked the killer whale tank and seeing the belugas and then feeding the bears, fish and bison. They enjoyed the rides the last year we went (too young the first couple of years). Other than that, the place is a money grab.

The only thing that was worse was that the first year, we also went to African Lion Safari. It's an even worse money grab.


I was thinking more along the lines of how badly they treat the animals. Read up on Marineland and their owner. Not a nice story.

I've heard stuff about African Lion Safari as well.
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Post #261 by mayoradamwest » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:02 am

regale us of Chatham.
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Post #262 by Macbeth » Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:18 pm

Tried to jerk off both saturday and sunday as well as monday but couldn't muster an erection.

Settled on watching and rewatching The Social Network eight times.

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Post #263 by PPJ » Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:36 pm

Macbeth wrote:Tried to jerk off both saturday and sunday as well as monday but couldn't muster an erection.

Settled on watching and rewatching The Social Network eight times.

:maw:


Sandpaper hands?
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Post #264 by PredsFan77 » Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:57 pm

HEADED TOWARDS A LONG WEEKEND DOWN IN THE STATES, ENJOY YOUR LABOUR DAY CANADA
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Post #265 by Bow Tie » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:18 pm

Going to Maine tonight through Sunday. Gonna smoke some beers, drink some weed, pop some molly with a bear or two. As the man behind the deli counter today said, "it's gonna be a time!"
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Post #266 by Macbeth » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:26 pm

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:Sandpaper hands?


Just a weak dick.
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Post #267 by PPJ » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:30 pm

Macbeth wrote:Just a weak dick.


Take some Ginsing pills.
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Post #268 by Bow Tie » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:00 pm

Or Ginsberg pills (Allen, not Ruth Bader). He was all sorts of about the cock'n'balls, Mac
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Post #269 by Macbeth » Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:51 pm

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:Take some Ginsing pills.


Wanna share from your stash ?

Bow Tie wrote:Or Ginsberg pills (Allen, not Ruth Bader). He was all sorts of about the cock'n'balls, Mac


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Oh.

I see.

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Post #270 by Germz » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:11 pm

Now I understand why Alison is sad.

Remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together.
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Post #271 by Bow Tie » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:10 pm

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VLoo wrote:The Canadian version, as like many other Canadian versions, is decidedly subpar.
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Post #272 by PPJ » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:31 pm

Macbeth wrote:Wanna share from your stash ?

:mkbét:


You can get them over the counter. Put a bit more jump in the step.
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Post #273 by Germz » Wed Aug 27, 2014 11:33 pm

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Post #274 by Macbeth » Thu Aug 28, 2014 12:09 am

Germz wrote:Now I understand why Alison is sad.

Remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together.


Keep pullin'... :mkbét:
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Post #275 by Germz » Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:17 am

Macbeth wrote:Keep pullin'... :mkbét:


All ways.
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Post #276 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:36 am

Drive responsibly, fellas. :why:
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Post #277 by TGR » Sat Aug 30, 2014 2:52 am

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Post #278 by AD » Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:27 pm

I'm going to Lake George and NYC.

Booking a business trip to India right after so I may not be around for a while. Toodles.
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Post #279 by PPJ » Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:24 pm

AD wrote:I'm going to Lake George and NYC.

Booking a business trip to India right after so I may not be around for a while. Toodles.


My business trip begins next weekend.
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Post #280 by AD » Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:53 pm

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:My business trip begins next weekend.


To where?
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Post #281 by PPJ » Sat Aug 30, 2014 8:46 pm

AD wrote:To where?


Caribbean tax haven country.
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Post #282 by PredsFan77 » Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:33 pm

Chugging IPAs suck. Fucking DD's having to workon Sunday ruins everything.
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Post #283 by PredsFan77 » Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:03 am

aLSO happy labour day!


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Post #284 by clawfirst » Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:02 am

hello 5 am, its been awhile. usually see you after sleep
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Post #285 by vf » Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:05 am

clawfirst wrote:hello 5 am, its been awhile. usually see you after sleep


Et tu clawfist? This is my normal time to get up. Instead I've begun drinking coffee because I'm helping my sister move today.
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Post #286 by Sailor Man » Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:59 pm

I got a bad case of Leaf Landeritis this weekend.
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Post #287 by Macbeth » Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:17 pm

I hope I'ma get some trim this week-end...

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