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and other failures by our esteemed colleague Malthus
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Post #301 by Sailor Man » Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:59 pm

I got a bad case of Leaf Landeritis this weekend.
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Post #302 by Macbeth » Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:17 pm

I hope I'ma get some trim this week-end...

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Post #303 by PredsFan77 » Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:28 pm

So apparently celeb nudes are leaking.
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Post #304 by PredsFan77 » Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:28 pm

Get the crying gif going
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Post #305 by Zardoz » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:47 pm

Got a copy of the nitty gritty dirt bands "will the circle be unbroken" from my pops. Been spinning it a lot this Labour Day. Thinking about those hard workin country folk that had to fight for their right to employ migrants.
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Post #306 by Germz » Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:55 pm

Macbeth wrote:I hope I'ma get some trim this week-end...

:fingerscrossed:


Thinking of you, Mac. Imagining you.
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Post #307 by mcphee » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:05 pm

I think of Mac most weekends but especially do this Labor Day weekend
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Post #308 by PPJ » Tue Sep 02, 2014 1:40 pm

Miss Mathus has a girlfriend, you spent the weekend with both and you spent the whole weekend shooting squirrels?
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Post #309 by AD » Tue Sep 02, 2014 8:44 pm

Maybe squirrels are a euphemism for vajayjay.
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Post #310 by PPJ » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:29 pm

AD wrote:Maybe squirrels are a euphemism for vajayjay.


The use of the term 'those red squirrel bastards' sort of eliminates that possibility.
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Post #311 by Germz » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:44 pm

Let's all just agree that vaginas are better than squirrels and move on.
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Post #312 by Macbeth » Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:29 am

Did not get any trim. :maw:
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Post #313 by mcphee » Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:50 pm

Macbeth wrote:Did not get any trim. :maw:


Get any squirrel ?
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Post #314 by Macbeth » Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:02 pm

mcphee wrote:Get any squirrel ?


Only got a rash. :bbf:
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Post #315 by Germz » Wed Sep 03, 2014 4:38 pm

akiberg wrote:that really kind of depends on the squirrel and the vagina involved, no?


Well, anytime you're dealing with a human orifice there's going to be a certain amount of variability, and the potential for strange odours and excretions, but given a mystery box scenario I think most would opt for the box over even the cutest (but still sexually limited) squirrel.

Could be wrong though.
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Post #316 by Germz » Wed Sep 03, 2014 4:48 pm

But goddamn, why am I posting in a weekend-designated thread on a Wednesday?

Must be all the Hershey's Hugs I just ate. Got me all riled up.
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Post #317 by Germz » Wed Sep 03, 2014 8:59 pm

akiberg wrote:google blue waffle when you have a minute.


I have decided not to do this.
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Post #318 by PPJ » Thu Sep 04, 2014 8:58 pm

Macbeth wrote:Only got a rash. :bbf:


Was the rash worth it at least?
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Post #319 by Macbeth » Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:45 am

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:Was the rash worth it at least?


It was, in the way getting anal raped by Beaker can be construed as being "Worth it".
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Post #320 by PredsFan77 » Fri Sep 05, 2014 9:18 pm

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Post #321 by cawbber » Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:47 pm



didn't HS say he was going to La Belle Province?
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Post #322 by TGR » Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:49 pm



Blame the froshlings and Somalians.
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Post #323 by Macbeth » Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:37 am

cob wrote:didn't HS say he was going to La Belle Province?


That would have been AIDS.
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Post #324 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Jun 06, 2015 12:35 am

What a summer it's going to be, fellas. : )
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Post #325 by PPJ » Sat Jun 06, 2015 6:02 am

I'm digging holes and filling them up with cement this weekend.
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Post #326 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:54 am

Back in Georgia, safe and sound. Brought some Timmy's with me.
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Post #328 by Pancakes » Sun Jun 07, 2015 10:41 am

I'm at the Montreal Grand Prix. Instead of watching the race I'm watching people eat beagels.
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Post #329 by Pancakes » Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:36 am

Everyone is so gay. It's like they're trying to be European or something.
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Post #330 by TGR » Sun Jun 07, 2015 1:44 pm

Is there a Weekend Check-Out?
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Post #331 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:37 pm

hey edgar, i know its still early but i'm back and ok!
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Post #332 by IcE ColD » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:42 pm

Pancakes wrote:I'm at the Montreal Grand Prix. Instead of watching the race I'm watching people eat beagels.


I wish I would've seen this earlier. I COULD'VE MET WITH PANCAKES, GUYS!!!!
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Post #333 by PPJ » Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:52 pm

Pancakes wrote:I'm at the Montreal Grand Prix. Instead of watching the race I'm watching people eat beagels.


Used to love auto racing, until I eye witnessed Jeff Crossnoff biting the bullet. Haven't been since.
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Post #334 by Pancakes » Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:31 pm

IcE ColD wrote:I wish I would've seen this earlier. I COULD'VE MET WITH PANCAKES, GUYS!!!!


Would you have been like the Sens Broads and set up all these get-togethers at Pig Al's in Gatineau and not show up when the Pan-Man does?

Jokes on them titties show up every time.
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Post #335 by Pancakes » Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:32 pm

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:Used to love auto racing, until I eye witnessed Jeff Crossnoff biting the bullet. Haven't been since.


Yikes.
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Post #336 by Twitter bArt » Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:44 pm

IcE ColD wrote:I wish I would've seen this earlier. I COULD'VE MET WITH PANCAKES, GUYS!!!!


well it saved me from having to brush him off
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

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Post #337 by Dog » Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:58 am

Auto racing and all that surrounds it is so like ewwww!

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