So I'm in Emerg...

and other failures by our esteemed colleague Malthus
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Post #101 by Twitter bArt » Wed Feb 04, 2015 5:55 pm

AD wrote:I would totally trust CF's guy.


I thought CF was "the guy"
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #102 by AD » Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:32 pm

Guys that are guys always have guys.
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Post #103 by MP » Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:40 pm

AD wrote:Guys that are guys always have guys.


So what do you have?
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Post #104 by AD » Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:41 pm

I have people.
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Post #105 by mcphee » Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:57 pm

I don't have an Achilles guy.

I'm a disappointment to myself

Sorry MP
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Post #106 by Twitter bArt » Wed Feb 04, 2015 8:45 pm

AD wrote:I have people.


the correct answer was "a cell"
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #107 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Feb 04, 2015 9:39 pm

AD wrote:I have people.


I
Have
People

H+P=X
X=S+E

I
S
Exclamtion Point

[CENTER]
AD wrote:I.S.!


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Post #108 by Twitter bArt » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:35 pm

:stare:
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #109 by AD » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:45 pm

AD is backwards for yes in Russian.
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Post #110 by senate » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:50 pm

AD wrote:I have people.


People who need people are luckiest people in the world. Therefore people who have people are the unluckiest people in the world. Hence your hand.
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Post #111 by AD » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:58 pm

Having people doesn't exclude needing them. :colbert:
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Post #112 by AD » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:58 pm

Look at me Mah! I'm Craigging with no hands!
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Post #113 by HS » Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:01 am

AD wrote:AD is backwards for yes in Russian.


HS is backwards for SH.
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Post #114 by Twitter bArt » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:34 am

Subban Hater
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #115 by PPJ » Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:59 pm

Fuck, I cut my right big toe nail too deep.
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Post #116 by MP » Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:55 am

He's 16?
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Post #117 by AD » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:06 am

Thomas Malthus wrote:He now has the ability to declare people legally married. Smart ass.


Like, at will? Do the people get a say?
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Post #118 by MP » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:22 am

Thomas Malthus wrote:He now has the ability to declare people legally married. Smart ass.


Oh, I get it, he's a priest. :pope:
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Post #119 by AD » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:32 am

I didn't know people still did that.
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Post #120 by MP » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:32 am

Thomas Malthus wrote:Minister.


Which faith?
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Post #121 by Twitter bArt » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:33 am

Thomas Malthus wrote:Minister.


Porto Finance?
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #122 by AD » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:36 am

Thomas Malthus wrote:http://www.wikihow.com/Become-an-Ordained-Minister-Online

He did it online while his girlfriend was at work because he was bored. Or so he says.


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Post #123 by Twitter bArt » Fri Feb 06, 2015 6:15 pm

So when are we starting the Broads Ministry
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #124 by Retardé S » Fri Feb 06, 2015 6:27 pm

MP wrote:Yep, seems I may have torn my Achilles playing Dodgeball at halftime... Took me an hour so far to get through triage...


You still play dodgeball?


What else, you're posting from your mom's apartment drinking jamba juice?
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Post #125 by MP » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:56 pm

Retarder S wrote:You still play dodgeball?


What else, you're posting from your mom's apartment drinking jamba juice?


I don't play dodgeball, however we did that night to pass the halftime not watching Katy Perry.
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Post #126 by AD » Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:03 pm

I'm curious as to where these spontaneous games of dodgeball are breaking out?
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Post #127 by Retardé S » Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:51 pm

MP wrote:I don't play dodgeball, however we did that night to pass the halftime not watching Katy Perry.


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Post #128 by Twitter bArt » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:43 pm

what is wrong with playing dodgeball, asking for a friend
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #129 by MP » Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:43 pm

Artie wrote:what is wrong with playing dodgeball, asking for a friend


It'll rupture your Achilles tendon. Sheesh, follow along Artie.
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Post #130 by PPJ » Sun Feb 08, 2015 12:36 am

MP wrote:I don't play dodgeball, however we did that night to pass the halftime not watching Katy Perry.


Watching katie perry and listening to her are two very different things.
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Post #131 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:41 am

Both are quite pleasant. : )
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Post #132 by MP » Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:51 pm

So first day back to work. Going quite well. Was offered short term disability at 85% of my pay, but I turned it down and said I'll see how it goes this week.
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Post #133 by Ernie » Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:14 pm

I rolled my foot in Indonesia, thought it was just a pull that would heal over time. Now 2.5 weeks later there is still an area that is swollen and it's sore to walk on for any great distance and I'm worried that I actually broke a bone and now my foot is fucked up forever. Should I go to emerg to get an x-ray? Or should I just let it rest now that I'm not on vacation and walking all over on it?

Thanks for your advice, Internet hockey fans.
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Post #134 by MP » Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:18 pm

Ernie wrote:I rolled my foot in Indonesia, thought it was just a pull that would heal over time. Now 2.5 weeks later there is still an area that is swollen and it's sore to walk on for any great distance and I'm worried that I actually broke a bone and now my foot is fucked up forever. Should I go to emerg to get an x-ray? Or should I just let it rest now that I'm not on vacation and walking all over on it?

Thanks for your advice, Internet hockey fans.


I'd get'er checked.
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Post #135 by PredsFan77 » Tue Feb 10, 2015 5:44 pm

Ernie wrote:I rolled my foot in Indonesia, thought it was just a pull that would heal over time. Now 2.5 weeks later there is still an area that is swollen and it's sore to walk on for any great distance and I'm worried that I actually broke a bone and now my foot is fucked up forever. Should I go to emerg to get an x-ray? Or should I just let it rest now that I'm not on vacation and walking all over on it?

Thanks for your advice, Internet hockey fans.


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Post #136 by Ernie » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:27 pm

uh, no, just got back from emerg, it's SARS.


(actually just a sprained tendon)
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Post #137 by Craig » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:32 am

Sprained tendons aren't a thing. Sprains are for ligaments, strains are for tendons.
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Post #138 by NyQuil » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:42 am

I'm a priest of the Universal Life Church and married some friends in North Carolina.

-EDIT: I thought I was on the last page of the thread.
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Post #139 by Twitter bArt » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:01 am

Craig wrote:Sprained tendons aren't a thing. Sprains are for ligaments, strains are for tendons.


maybe it was a typo
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OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #140 by NyQuil » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:10 am

Craig wrote:Sprained tendons aren't a thing. Sprains are for ligaments, strains are for tendons.


You must be a lot of fun to be around in real life.
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Post #141 by AD » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:11 am

He's actually surprisingly less of a Craig in real life.
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Post #142 by Craig » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:13 am

AD wrote:He's actually surprisingly less of a Craig in real life.


Am not. :colbert:

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