So I'm in Emerg...

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Post #201 by Dog » Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:31 pm

I was gonna say "it's a taxable benefit, you paid!" as soon as I read mp's earlier post, but you cunts already covered it.

I know where I'm not needed. I'll show myself out.

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Post #202 by MP » Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:35 am

Cast off today!

Now in walking boot, to start weight bearing... It's effing sore. So "walking" is still a ways away...
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Post #203 by MP » Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:41 pm

Thomas Malthus wrote:So the dream of becoming a Somalian is over?


No I still use the Pirate leg, when I need to get somewhere, but I can move my foot now, and am to practice some weight bearing.

The good news is the doc gave me a prescription for the peg leg, so I'm sure to get it reimbursed now...
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Post #204 by MP » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:47 pm

So just an update for you ankle fans out there:

Things have been going well, was full weight bearing about mid March in my walking boot, the doctor has started reducing the shim under my heal, and had my first physio today.

A hot, blond, mid-twenty female therapist, just finished a 30 min foot/lower leg message...
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Post #205 by IcE ColD » Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:39 pm

Blue wrote:MP, please avoid walking near PK Subban


No no, Subban has now upgraded to axe-slashing, he no longer slewfoot :colbert:
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Post #206 by Twitter bArt » Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:53 am

Blue wrote:MP, please avoid walking near PK Subban


like PK would be interested in someone like MP
:mkbét::lr: :lr:

OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone

It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.

Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."

...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...

Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.


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Post #207 by MP » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:05 pm

Artie wrote:like PK would be interested in someone like MP


Maybe his foundation leaks?
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Post #208 by Twitter bArt » Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:17 pm

MP wrote:Maybe his foundation leaks?


:paranoid:
:mkbét::lr: :lr:



OOOH yeah life goes on, long after the thrill of Vinny is gone



It's too bad all the people that could really run the Habs are busy doing talk radio, writing blogs or posting on message boards.



Now, Lajoie is an imbecile, a cretin and a plagiarist, who to use author Dany Laferrière's deliciously withering expression, "lives beyond his intellectual means."



...as serious as a poutine shortage in Chicoutimi during a curling bonspiel...



Haddock wrote:I wouldn't know anything about that. I gave my soul up when I swore allegiance to the goddamn queen.




:lr: :lr: :lr:
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Post #209 by Pancakes » Thu Apr 23, 2015 9:51 pm

What. The. Fuck. Ew.
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Post #210 by MP » Wed May 06, 2015 10:29 am

Yay, the doctor cleared me to go back to regular shoes! Now just another 6 months of physio and I should be good...
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Post #211 by FH2002 » Wed May 06, 2015 12:21 pm

6 months of physio?I hope you have a good health plan.
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Post #212 by AD » Wed May 06, 2015 12:32 pm

FH2002 wrote:6 months of physio?I hope you have a good health plan.


Lol.
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Post #213 by MP » Wed May 06, 2015 12:44 pm

FH2002 wrote:6 months of physio?I hope you have a good health plan.


Yep, my wife and I both have physio coverage. So I got double coverage. So far everything including my peg leg has been covered.
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Post #214 by flâ·neur » Wed May 06, 2015 3:26 pm

Alberta elections. Irrefutable proof that crowds are stupid.
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Post #215 by BlackRedGold » Fri May 08, 2015 9:23 am

susf wrote:Alberta elections. Irrefutable proof that crowds are stupid.


What else would you expect from a province that supports the Oilers year after year?
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Post #216 by AD » Fri May 08, 2015 9:53 am

susf wrote:Alberta elections. Irrefutable proof that crowds are stupid.


What part? Not supporting Jim Prentice or not supporting the Wildrose?

It seems to me Alberta has never been smarter. Too bad they've ruined the province for me now by planning on hiking up income tax to such ridiculour levels as 13%. Meh.. the dream was good while it lasted.
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Post #217 by flâ·neur » Fri May 08, 2015 3:31 pm

AD wrote:What part? Not supporting Jim Prentice or not supporting the Wildrose?

It seems to me Alberta has never been smarter. Too bad they've ruined the province for me now by planning on hiking up income tax to such ridiculour levels as 13%. Meh.. the dream was good while it lasted.


In general. Oil price collapsed. People got scared and elected weirdos.
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Post #218 by AD » Fri May 08, 2015 5:04 pm

susf wrote:In general. Oil price collapsed. People got scared and elected weirdos.


They had worse weirdos to choose from.
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #219 by MP » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:48 pm

So, saw the doc yesterday, told me I was a month ahead of the average healing time. Cleared me for light cycling, elliptical, and swimming...
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #220 by Thomas Malthus » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:39 pm

So MP is wolverine?
"If you torture the data long enough, it will confess to anything." - Ronald Coase
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Post #221 by IcE ColD » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:59 pm

Thomas Malthus wrote:So MP is wolverine?


Or Max Pacioretty.



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Post #222 by Thomas Malthus » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:20 pm

IcE ColD wrote:
Thomas Malthus wrote:So MP is wolverine?


Or Max Pacioretty.



:danson:


Why, did he hurt it diving?

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Post #223 by IcE ColD » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:34 pm

Thomas Malthus wrote:
IcE ColD wrote:
Thomas Malthus wrote:So MP is wolverine?


Or Max Pacioretty.



:danson:


Why, did he hurt it diving?

:danson:


In a stanchion, most likely :danson:


Although I wouldn't put it past MP to blame PK's slew foot
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #224 by MP » Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:01 pm

That poor stanchion... Then on top of that, the league went genocide on stanchions everywhere!
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Post #225 by vf » Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:30 pm

luke brings the susfs wrote:
AD wrote:What part? Not supporting Jim Prentice or not supporting the Wildrose?

It seems to me Alberta has never been smarter. Too bad they've ruined the province for me now by planning on hiking up income tax to such ridiculour levels as 13%. Meh.. the dream was good while it lasted.


In general. Oil price collapsed. People got scared and elected weirdos.


Elected weirdos as opposed to the failures that were in power before? I agree people are idiots, but, this is a poor example.
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #226 by PPJ » Fri Jul 17, 2015 4:26 pm

Soviet Socialist Republic of Alberta has a nice ring to it.
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Post #227 by flâ·neur » Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:10 pm

vf wrote:
luke brings the susfs wrote:
AD wrote:What part? Not supporting Jim Prentice or not supporting the Wildrose?

It seems to me Alberta has never been smarter. Too bad they've ruined the province for me now by planning on hiking up income tax to such ridiculour levels as 13%. Meh.. the dream was good while it lasted.


In general. Oil price collapsed. People got scared and elected weirdos.


Elected weirdos as opposed to the failures that were in power before? I agree people are idiots, but, this is a poor example.


"Weirdos"

I suppose they are better then typical establishment goons.
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Post #228 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:16 pm

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Establishment Goons?
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Post #229 by flâ·neur » Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:55 pm

edgar_dong wrote:
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Establishment Goons?


Yeah, the idiots running amok with our money for stupid shit dong.

36 mill for 60 Syrian rebels? Come on. This is a fraud.
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Post #230 by vf » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:42 pm

Alberta paid 36Million for 60 Syrians? I thought the oil rush was over.
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #231 by MP » Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:20 pm

First run since tearing my Achilles.... 4kms in 30 minutes. Not bad...
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Post #232 by Dog » Sat Jan 16, 2016 9:42 am

7.5min kms? Isn't that called walking?


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Post #233 by PPJ » Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:10 pm

You're insufferable Dawg.
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #234 by MP » Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:14 pm

Dog wrote:7.5min kms? Isn't that called walking?


:danson:

The average walking pace is 5 km/h, so more of a light jog....
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Post #235 by Dog » Sat Jan 16, 2016 3:27 pm

I'm just pulling your (handicapped) leg, of course. Good job on the rehab.
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Post #236 by FH2002 » Sat Jan 16, 2016 5:15 pm

And it’s still faster than a Michael Phelps lap.
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #237 by TGR » Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:29 pm

Pfft. Karlsson's achilles healed in a matter of months...
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Post #238 by MP » Sat Jan 16, 2016 10:33 pm

TGR wrote:Pfft. Karlsson's achilles healed in a matter of months...

His was only a partial sever... A cut heals clearer. That and I'm near twice his age, and have to work instead of rehab all day.

It's a bit sore today, but will attempt to 'run' again tomorrow.
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #239 by AD » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:51 am

MP is 50??!!
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Post #240 by MP » Sun Jan 17, 2016 11:30 am

AD wrote:MP is 50??!!

Ummm no. Dog's age.
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Post #241 by AD » Sun Jan 17, 2016 11:52 am

MP is horribly bad at Math??!!
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Post #242 by TGR » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:55 pm

MP is 50 in dog years?
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Post #243 by MP » Sun Jan 17, 2016 6:07 pm

AD wrote:MP is horribly bad at Math??!!


Sure I'm off by a few years but I said 'nearly', and Karlsson was only 23 when Marchand stomped on him.
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Post #244 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:29 am

AD wrote:MP is horribly bad at Math??!!


it's not like engineers need to use math much.
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Post #245 by IcE ColD » Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:21 pm

Brown Socks wrote:
AD wrote:MP is horribly bad at Math??!!


it's not like engineers need to use math much.


Especially not to save lives.
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Re: So I'm in Emerg...

Post #246 by AD » Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:39 pm

MP wrote:
AD wrote:MP is horribly bad at Math??!!


Sure I'm off by a few years but I said 'nearly', and Karlsson was only 23 when Marchand stomped on him.


So you're only 21% off as opposed to 32% off.

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