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Re: Back by popular demand... Tell us about your Mega Fucking Deuce

Post #51 by PredsFan77 » Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:54 pm

I take a late lunch and usually go to a place that closes the food section maybe 20-30 minutes after I order. The beverage section stays open later So had my meal and need to drop a deuce. Go in to the bathroom and there are two stalls in the back and two urinals towards the forward area. It's a really big bathroom. So I'm mid way through my business and Someone goes into the next stall, drops pants, and about 3-5 minutes later falls asleep. I kid you not its him just snoring away. Hand dryers are going off, toilets are flushing, he's still
Out. So besides Elvis anyone else ever fell asleep on the John?
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Re: Back by popular demand... Tell us about your Mega Fucking Deuce

Post #52 by Lifer » Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:58 am

Never come close. I get in, take care of business, and get out.

Except for right now when I'm typing this with a turd coming out of me
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Post #53 by vonbonds » Sat Sep 17, 2016 9:18 am

Lifer wrote:Never come close. I get in, take care of business, and get out.

Except for right now when I'm typing this with a turd coming out of me

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Post #54 by The Bytown Boozer » Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:52 am

R-66Y wrote:Only had a tiny bit so far. It's fucking HOT. I like it though


Shredder?
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Post #55 by R-66Y » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:42 am

It shreds the sphincter, that's for sure.
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Post #56 by R-66Y » Sat Sep 24, 2016 8:21 am



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Post #57 by clawfirst » Sun Sep 25, 2016 11:33 pm

I sit on the throne wondering how this 1/16th of a roll is gonna clean this up and my 5 am deuce....


Might just vcx it
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Post #58 by MP » Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:36 am

30 squares isn't gonna cut it?
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Post #59 by Lifer » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:19 pm

Recovering from a wedding weekend with 3 days of catered food and constant drunkenness. Some of the best shits of my life.
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Re: Back by popular demand... Tell us about your Mega Fucking Deuce

Post #60 by Gerald Brisco » Tue May 22, 2018 7:14 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:
R-66Y wrote:Only had a tiny bit so far. It's fucking HOT. I like it though


Shredder?


Yeah, take a swipe at me in the thread I never visit. See how that works for you.

You'll be less of a memory then Prison Mike.


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