Soccer Baseball and other silly ways Canadians talk

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Soccer Baseball and other silly ways Canadians talk

Post #1 by PredsFan77 » Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:04 pm

wtf is wrong with you eastern canada

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more things to argue aboot here

http://www.the10and3.com/this-is-how-canada-talks/


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Post #2 by clawfirst » Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:11 pm

Youve probably never played foot hockey before either
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Post #3 by Dog » Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:19 pm

clawfirst wrote:Youve probably never played foot hockey before either


With the large spherical pucks?
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Post #4 by PredsFan77 » Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:35 pm

is that like soccer played on ice?
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Post #5 by The Bytown Boozer » Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:42 pm

'shit disturber'
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Post #6 by clawfirst » Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:57 pm

Dog wrote:
clawfirst wrote:Youve probably never played foot hockey before either


With the large spherical pucks?

A big bag of pot and crushed beer can usually.
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Post #7 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:57 pm

We played killer soccer (soccer with tackling) as kids. Soccer baseball / kickball sounds like it would be boring.
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Post #8 by clawfirst » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:19 pm

One of those gym class faux sports so the least coordinated can sorta do it
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Post #9 by senate » Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:16 pm

Soccer baseball is supposed to played with a big red rubber ball, but my elementary school just used soccer balls. I always assumed that indignity was the result of Bob Rae's education cuts and that's why I have never and I will never vote for the NDP.
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Post #10 by AD » Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:45 pm

I had the red rubber balls. Same ones for dodgeball.

Or rather it's real name "ballon-chasseur".
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Post #11 by PPJ » Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:57 pm

Me and my bro were great at sock soccer
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Post #12 by PPJ » Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:59 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:'shit disturber'


As a wise man once said, if you disturb the shit, you just might step in it.
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Post #13 by edgar_dong » Fri Aug 25, 2017 10:51 pm

Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #14 by PEli » Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:05 pm

Atlantic Canada.

Where the pencils are colored. And that's it.
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Post #15 by PEli » Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:11 pm

I'd like to recall those stupid little pencils with replaceable tips...

https://images.baklol.com/69cc36982ee48 ... 506902.jpg

We called those tips leads. Which made creative art extra difficult for the kids who escaped the rocky waste of Newfoundland for the land of opportunity that is rural Nova Scotia.
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Post #16 by TGR » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:18 pm

PEli wrote:I'd like to recall those stupid little pencils with replaceable tips...

https://images.baklol.com/69cc36982ee48 ... 506902.jpg

We called those tips leads. Which made creative art extra difficult for the kids who escaped the rocky waste of Newfoundland for the land of opportunity that is rural Nova Scotia.


And to move up in the world and teach high school in Cape Breton.
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Post #17 by mooseOAK » Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:46 am

I did endure the embarrassment of going to a hardware store in the US and asking where their garburetors are.

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