Fantasy hockey help

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Fantasy hockey help

Post #1 by PEli » Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:19 pm

Tuggy offering Kovalev for Horton. Not a keeper league.
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Post #3 by PredsFan77 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:45 pm

tuggy tugalov was a force
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Post #4 by MP » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:15 pm

What happened to tuggy?
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Post #5 by PEli » Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:02 pm

I should mention that this trade offer is via pm 8 years ago and while I admit that it's bad form to share the details of a private message, I'm not sharing the fact that he's from fucking Nouveau Brunswick.

Obviously, Horton is a vegetable so I'm going to make the deal unless Kovalev was on that plane.
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Post #6 by MP » Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:08 pm

That doesn't answer my question...
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Post #7 by PredsFan77 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:31 am

this sounds stupid
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Post #8 by chiclet » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:41 am

I would trade Horton for Tuggy but only if he lived in a civilized province.
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Post #9 by vonbonds » Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:51 am

How soft are tuggy’s hands? Asking for a friend
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Post #10 by Sailor Man » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:24 pm

#TugOneOutForTuggy2007 > #Kony2012
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Post #11 by Transplanted Caper » Mon Oct 02, 2017 6:18 pm

I'm here for the gangbang
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Post #12 by edgar_dong » Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:34 am

"Kovalév." Image


"QUI D'AUTRE?" Image
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #13 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:09 pm

vonbonds wrote:How soft are tuggy’s hands? Asking for a friend


I was told they're 18, but they felt 14.
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Post #14 by vonbonds » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:11 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:
vonbonds wrote:How soft are tuggy’s hands? Asking for a friend


I was told they're 18, but they felt 14.

The best part about little hands is how big you feel, amirite? :colbertsmile:
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Re: Fantasy hockey help

Post #15 by PEli » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:08 pm

Yahoo locked me out, can the commish just put the trade through? I like Horton's chances of returning from being a végetablè but Kovalev looks like that fellow from Queer Eye and I think that adding him to the team is an important step in diversification. My team has only one visible minority (a sedin, not sure which one) and now that it's 2017, it's important to get guys who wear turtlenecks and wops like Bertuzzi on the roster.

Also looking for PIMs, so definitely interested in whoever has Bertuzzi because attempted murder is big for roto. Is this roto, I'm locked out. No vetoes, let the trades roll.

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