Fight over cheesecake portion leads to arrest

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Fight over cheesecake portion leads to arrest

Post #1 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:10 pm

http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/news/2018 ... -to-arrest

A Moundville man is facing a domestic violence charge after a disagreement with his brother over a piece of cheesecake.

The Moundville Times reported that Moundville Police Chief Toby Banks was called to a disturbance at a residence where the half-brothers live together at noon Dec. 26.

“Banks said he was asked for his opinion on whether the piece of cake was big enough for a grown (expletive) man,” the paper reported. “He said he thought it was.”

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Banks could not determine what type of cheesecake sparked the dispute, the Moundville paper reported, “but thought it might be one of the no-baked boxed cheesecakes.”

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Experts don’t recommend using a butcher knife to cut cheesecake. A sharp, thin-bladed slicing knife or a hollow-edged knife dipped in warm water reduces drag and makes a cleaner cut. Unscented dental floss is also recommended to get a clean cut.
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Re: Fight over cheesecake portion leads to arrest

Post #2 by mooseOAK » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:21 pm

The rule in my house was whoever doesn’t cut the slices gets first choice. Cops never needed to be called.

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