Fight over cheesecake portion leads to arrest

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Fight over cheesecake portion leads to arrest

Post #1 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:10 pm ... -to-arrest

A Moundville man is facing a domestic violence charge after a disagreement with his brother over a piece of cheesecake.

The Moundville Times reported that Moundville Police Chief Toby Banks was called to a disturbance at a residence where the half-brothers live together at noon Dec. 26.

“Banks said he was asked for his opinion on whether the piece of cake was big enough for a grown (expletive) man,” the paper reported. “He said he thought it was.”


Banks could not determine what type of cheesecake sparked the dispute, the Moundville paper reported, “but thought it might be one of the no-baked boxed cheesecakes.”


Experts don’t recommend using a butcher knife to cut cheesecake. A sharp, thin-bladed slicing knife or a hollow-edged knife dipped in warm water reduces drag and makes a cleaner cut. Unscented dental floss is also recommended to get a clean cut.

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Re: Fight over cheesecake portion leads to arrest

Post #2 by mooseOAK » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:21 pm

The rule in my house was whoever doesn’t cut the slices gets first choice. Cops never needed to be called.

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