I awoke in the middle of the night...

and other failures by our esteemed colleague Malthus
User avatar
chicpea
Registered Broad
Posts: 17612
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:09 pm
Location: lagoons or ditches
Has given rep: 622 times
Received rep: 320 times

I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #1 by chicpea » Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:51 am

...panting with thirst, my pyjamas drenched in sweat.

I had been startled, mid-dream, by a ghastly revelation:

What if that Vikram fellow was right about the cup for his bottom?
User avatar
Big Susf
Registered Broad
Posts: 4850
Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:31 pm
Location: Big Susfs Island, New York
Has given rep: 921 times
Received rep: 708 times

Re: I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #2 by Big Susf » Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:48 am

Image
User avatar
PredsFan77
Posts: 37344
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:53 am
Location: 7 TIME LOUNGE JEOPARDY CHAMP!!!
Has given rep: 127 times
Received rep: 365 times

Re: I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #3 by PredsFan77 » Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:20 pm

I was hoping this was going to be about Bob seger
CDX.NA.IG.9









[LEFT]Image[/LEFT]
User avatar
Big Susf
Registered Broad
Posts: 4850
Joined: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:31 pm
Location: Big Susfs Island, New York
Has given rep: 921 times
Received rep: 708 times

Re: I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #4 by Big Susf » Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:15 pm

When you're lost out there and you're all alone..

Image


A light is waiting to carry you home

Everywhere you look

Everywhere you look
User avatar
PredsFan77
Posts: 37344
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 12:53 am
Location: 7 TIME LOUNGE JEOPARDY CHAMP!!!
Has given rep: 127 times
Received rep: 365 times

Re: I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #5 by PredsFan77 » Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:27 pm

CDX.NA.IG.9



















[LEFT]Image[/LEFT]
User avatar
chicpea
Registered Broad
Posts: 17612
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:09 pm
Location: lagoons or ditches
Has given rep: 622 times
Received rep: 320 times

Re: I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #6 by chicpea » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:42 pm

fucking rights, bro(ther). I know your soul and its achings, the most immense of which being born from the fact that you yourself were born into the wrong type of nightlife environment.

Due to this, I have attached below what could've been for you had your parents been possessed of slightly more sense than to revel in some swamp bog or whatever your people call the Mavis-Beacon-Dixie Line these days.

User avatar
PEli
Posts: 554
Joined: Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:11 am
Has given rep: 7 times
Received rep: 13 times

Re: I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #7 by PEli » Tue May 29, 2018 6:41 pm

VIKRAM CONNOLLY XFACTOR

Return to “Sociology made by Autistics for Sociopaths”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest