I awoke in the middle of the night...

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I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #1 by chicpea » Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:51 am

...panting with thirst, my pyjamas drenched in sweat.

I had been startled, mid-dream, by a ghastly revelation:

What if that Vikram fellow was right about the cup for his bottom?
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Re: I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #2 by shredz » Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:48 am

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Re: I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #3 by PredsFan77 » Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:20 pm

I was hoping this was going to be about Bob seger
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Re: I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #4 by shredz » Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:15 pm

When you're lost out there and you're all alone..

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A light is waiting to carry you home

Everywhere you look

Everywhere you look
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Re: I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #6 by chicpea » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:42 pm

fucking rights, bro(ther). I know your soul and its achings, the most immense of which being born from the fact that you yourself were born into the wrong type of nightlife environment.

Due to this, I have attached below what could've been for you had your parents been possessed of slightly more sense than to revel in some swamp bog or whatever your people call the Mavis-Beacon-Dixie Line these days.

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Re: I awoke in the middle of the night...

Post #7 by PEli » Tue May 29, 2018 6:41 pm

VIKRAM CONNOLLY XFACTOR

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