Petition To Change Forums

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Petition To Change Forums

Post #1 by chicpea » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:00 am

This is a petition to change forums, which I find disgusting and irksome even.

I think the evidence submitted below is more than sufficient argument for doing so.

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Re: Petition To Change Forums

Post #2 by PredsFan77 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:16 am

cīvis rōmānus sum
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Post #3 by senate » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:01 am

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Post #4 by Boring Choice #2 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:02 am

Ist mir egal.
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Re: Petition To Change Forums

Post #5 by Big Susf » Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:34 pm

My new garage band name is Inflection Array.
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Re: Petition To Change Forums

Post #6 by chicpea » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:15 pm

senate wrote:Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo


Pretty garbage syntax. Most likely stolen from mediaeval crap.

edit: In fact, the word order is so crude and clumsy that it makes me physically ill. I may kill myself. Senate, I hope you didn't write this. It is garbage. I am going to die. You can't just throw words together, bud. I feel sick again.
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Post #7 by senate » Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:06 pm

It's not all Cicero out there.
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Re: Petition To Change Forums

Post #8 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:17 am

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Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Re: Petition To Change Forums

Post #9 by AD » Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:25 am

chicpea wrote:
senate wrote:Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo


Pretty garbage syntax. Most likely stolen from mediaeval crap.

edit: In fact, the word order is so crude and clumsy that it makes me physically ill. I may kill myself. Senate, I hope you didn't write this. It is garbage. I am going to die. You can't just throw words together, bud. I feel sick again.


Ego vos pedicabo,
ego vos irrumabo.


Here. Do you feel better?
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Post #10 by chicpea » Tue Apr 24, 2018 2:02 am

Better, yes. But still those clumsy verbs and repetitions.

Irrumem et vos pedicem.

Not exactly the same sense but the first verb elides with the conjunction and the subjunctive lends itself to a certain doleful mystery, no?

Another option I like is:

Irrumem et vos pedicabo..
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Re: Petition To Change Forums

Post #11 by AD » Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:15 am

You've passivied the voice!
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Post #12 by senate » Tue Apr 24, 2018 3:51 pm

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Post #13 by PredsFan77 » Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:23 pm

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Re: Petition To Change Forums

Post #14 by chicpea » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:28 am

AD wrote:You've passivied the voice!


I've put it into dactylic hexameter! Now it sings the song of Aeneas.

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