Lethbridge, SK... WY? AB

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Post #1 by The Bytown Boozer » Fri May 11, 2018 3:32 am

Perhaps the worst place on Earth alongside Thunder Bay and Cornwall.

Honourable mention to Guelph, ON and all that...

The topic at hand today is: what is the worst Canadian town? I'll make a poll eventually I guess.

Bonus point to the first person who mentions Quebec City and its surroundings.
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Post #2 by Craig » Fri May 11, 2018 9:48 am

Guelph and Quebec City are among the nicest.

St. Catherines is trash. Esepcially considering how nice everything surrounding it is. All told, I think Corner Brook is the worst place I've been in the country.
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Post #3 by senate » Fri May 11, 2018 12:01 pm

I couldn't tell you the difference between Lac Megantic and a hole in the ground.
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Post #4 by AD » Fri May 11, 2018 1:45 pm

If anything, the explosion helped Lac Megantic.
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Post #5 by Craig » Fri May 11, 2018 1:47 pm

Oh, I forgot about Fort Erie. The Buffalo side of the border is actually nicer.

Niagara Falls is essentially hell on earth too.
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Post #6 by chicpea » Sun May 13, 2018 9:27 pm

Portage La Prairie was awful until Bonanza closed down out by the shopping mall on the Trans Canada and made it even worse.
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Post #7 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun May 13, 2018 9:43 pm

my list of the 10 worst places in canada that i have been to (from west to east):

yellowknife in the winter
saskatoon (in the winter, but i don't think it matters)
regina any time of the year
winnipeg again any time
windsor any time
chatham all the time
niagara falls during tourist season with young children
most residential streets in the gta
miscellaneous shitty little towns east of quebec city along the st. lawrence
fredericton in january during a snow storm
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Post #8 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun May 13, 2018 9:51 pm

wait, i've also been to north bay and the native areas north of peterborough. i guess i'll place them in the list and take away the shitty quebec towns and residential toronto. though north of peterborough isn't really much different than the shitty quebec towns.
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Post #9 by MP » Sun May 13, 2018 10:13 pm

I'm thinking this needs to be divided into groups based on population, cause a shitty town like Trenton, can't be compared to a city like Winnipeg or to small town like Chapleau.
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Post #10 by chicpea » Sun May 13, 2018 10:32 pm

If only we had someone who was good at categorizing items.
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Post #11 by Boring Choice #2 » Sun May 13, 2018 10:36 pm

i hear the dog is pretty good at making lists. though he probably no longer believes that lists actually exist anymore.
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Post #12 by Dog » Mon May 14, 2018 9:43 am

I’ve never been to any of the places mentioned in this thread. Why do you guys do that to yourselves??!
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Post #13 by Craig » Mon May 14, 2018 9:53 am

You've never been to Niagara Falls or a town in Quebec on the St. Lawrence east of Quebec City? For the record, the latter is a very pleasant part of the country. Just don't go more than about 5 kilometers from the St Lawrence until you hit Gaspe, and even then only go South.
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Post #14 by Dog » Mon May 14, 2018 9:56 am

Craig wrote:You've never been to Niagara Falls or a town in Quebec on the St. Lawrence east of Quebec City? For the record, the latter is a very pleasant part of the country. Just don't go more than about 5 kilometers from the St Lawrence until you hit Gaspe, and even then only go South.


nope. well, i think i went to niagara as a toddler (don't remember) and once took the wrong exist heading out of Quebec city and went east for a few kms. i'd like to visit gaspesie one of these days, but wife is not interested. you sorta have limited time and these places are never next in line as travel destinations.
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Post #15 by Dog » Mon May 14, 2018 9:59 am

albeit, there is something quaint about shitty towns. maybe that will be the new yuppie/hipster travel craze.

D, we need to get ahead of the curve and start selling authentic shitty town bus tours! what could be more quaint than a shitty bus tour of a shitty town? it's perfect!
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Post #16 by AD » Mon May 14, 2018 11:00 am

The towns on the St-Lawrence east from Quebec City to Rimouski are all beautiful picturesque little places with, like, pristine water access, rolling hills with great views, artisanal cheesemakers and cider and stuff like that.

Seriously. I think the towns on the St-Lawrence west of Quebec city (until you get to Montreal) are all shitholes that were into heavy industry in the 1950s and now are probably dying a (too) slow death.
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Post #17 by AD » Mon May 14, 2018 11:02 am

Like... Sorel. Becancour. Drummondville.

Barf...
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Post #18 by Dog » Mon May 14, 2018 11:25 am

AD wrote:Like... Sorel. Becancour. Drummondville.

Barf...


I’ve been to those! They’re horrible! I’d add places like Thetford Mines and Rawdon and whatnot. Fantastic horrible places!
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Post #19 by AD » Mon May 14, 2018 12:16 pm

Literally every town on the south shore of the Saint Laurence from (and including especially) Cornwall to the edge of Quebec City is a huge shithole.

I suppose you can exclude, like, maybe, Saint-Lambert, Saint-Bruno and Beloeil.
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Post #20 by AD » Mon May 14, 2018 12:23 pm

I guess technically speaking, Cornwall is on the north shore.

Meh.. whatever.
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Post #21 by Craig » Mon May 14, 2018 1:27 pm

You can pretty much cary that to the Eastern boundary of Kingston. Brockville has nice aspects, but it's a shell of its former self. Otherwise that whole coast is garbage, though there is some nice rural living along there.
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Post #22 by AD » Mon May 14, 2018 2:22 pm

I guess what I'm saying really is that the two places where mcphee has lived most are absolutely terrible.
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Post #23 by Craig » Mon May 14, 2018 2:32 pm

His house is nice though.
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Post #24 by TGR » Mon May 14, 2018 5:33 pm

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Post #25 by PredsFan77 » Tue May 22, 2018 6:52 pm

Chaps, I have some rather distressing news regarding our good friend, The Bytown Boozer. It appears Mr. Boozer has tried to pull one over us in regards to Lethbridge being described as "Perhaps the worst place on Earth". While checking out the recent lineups in town at the gentleman's club in Lethbridge, better known to some as The Top Hat, I found a comment by The Bytowner himself:

http://www.thetophat.ca/strippers/britn ... kataklyzm/

THE BYTOWN BOOZER SAYS:
MAY 11, 2018 AT 4:46 PM
I agree Matthew, some of my fondest memories go back to your 19th birthday in the beautiful hamlet of Lethbridge. For my money, probably the best place on earth is at The Top Hat with my best mates Matt, Chic Pea, and Predo Fan77 throwing loonies and toonies at the fresh, ripe lasses. What a time to be alive, what a time to be in Lethbridge!



I'm terribly disgusted by this and feel ole Booz' has tried to pull one over on his friends at hockeybroads.com
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Post #26 by vonbonds » Tue May 22, 2018 8:25 pm

Hahahahahahahaha
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Post #27 by mayoradamwest » Tue May 22, 2018 10:17 pm

It’s no Melville.

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