Fuckin urinal

and other failures by our esteemed colleague Malthus
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Fuckin urinal

Post #1 by MP » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:58 am

Don't you just hate the full height urinal.

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(I was going to take this thread in another direction but the gifs were just way too NSFW.)
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Post #2 by Craig » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:41 am

I'm pretty neutral on it.
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Post #3 by chicpea » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:06 am

It is a complete waste of ceramics. Also, it’s gothic. I hate their shitty long lines.
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Post #4 by TGR » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:28 am

I don't know how many times I stepped in piss because of these things.

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Post #5 by mooseOAK » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:58 am

I got sprayed by some asshole beside me directing his stream directly at one of these.
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Post #6 by Retardé S » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:22 pm

It gives me a bit of anxiety to be honest.
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Post #7 by PEli » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:45 pm

Peter's dinklage prefers these
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Post #8 by chicpea » Sat Jul 14, 2018 3:26 pm

That said, it could also be adequate for a shower if you were very grimy and in a pinch before a job interview.
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Post #9 by mayoradamwest » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:38 pm

You have to find the beauty in life. Sure you might piss on your shoes due to splash back, but every once in a while you'll come across one with a urinal cake or better yet - ice. I tell you no lie when I say I've actually pissed in one of these that had ice AND a urinal cake. What can't you do with your stream at that point?
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Post #10 by mayoradamwest » Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:39 pm

Anyways I came to this thread to say you'd be better off fucking in the stall than the urinal. Or at least I would think so.

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