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Adam

Post #1 by chicpea » Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:27 pm

One of my favourite stories from my youth was simply named Adam. It had several characters (but under five of them) and one them was a very mysterious person named Waugh. Another guy was named Adam. They barely knew each other but sometimes met by chance just around twilight. They always startled and surprised each other and were inspired by each other's general agility. One day, Waugh, gathering apples in a muggy orchard, was startled when Adam showed up looking like this


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Re: Adam

Post #2 by senate » Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:14 pm

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Post #3 by Retardé S » Fri Sep 21, 2018 10:24 pm

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Re: Adam

Post #4 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:37 pm

I'd like the blackout back plz
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Post #5 by AD » Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:48 pm

I don't think we rep Senate enough.
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Post #6 by PredsFan77 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:26 pm

I’m on mobile device please explain this because format all fucked up
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Re: Adam

Post #7 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:34 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:I’m on mobile device please explain this because format all fucked up


I can't see it too well either, but pretty sure her tits are tiny.
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Post #8 by shredz [heel] » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:30 pm

Atom.
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Post #9 by shredz [heel] » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:32 pm

AD just likes her because she looks Lebanese and has big ones. Very fake big ones.. :colbert:

That neck game is impressive, though,
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Post #10 by chicpea » Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:32 pm

PredsFan77 wrote:I’m on mobile device please explain this because format all fucked up


It may be Marion Barry jerking off onto an Atlanta Flames jersey while Kenneth Starr snorts cum stains off of dresses from consignment shops beside a life-sized statue of Emmanuel Lewis dancing with V.I.C.K.I. from Small Wonder.
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Post #11 by PredsFan77 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:00 pm

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Post #12 by shredz [heel] » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:48 am

Dude, what the fuck is that?
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Post #13 by Dr_Chimera » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:52 am

flâ·neur wrote:Dude, what the fuck is that?


Roseanne Barr washing her ass in the sink.
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Post #14 by Craig » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:53 am

What kind of faucet?
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Post #15 by AD » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:58 am

The luckiest faucet in the world.
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Post #16 by shredz [heel] » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:00 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:
flâ·neur wrote:Dude, what the fuck is that?


Roseanne Barr washing her ass in the sink.


Couldn't have timed that better. Its 12pm, lunch time.

Or was. :why:

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