"Hold On, Hazel! I Had To Pee!"

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"Hold On, Hazel! I Had To Pee!"

Post #1 by PredsFan77 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:12 pm


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Re: "Hold On, Hazel! I Had To Pee!"

Post #2 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Oct 08, 2018 4:46 pm

hol’down Hazel, I have [sic] to pee
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Re: "Hold On, Hazel! I Had To Pee!"

Post #3 by PEli » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:34 pm

I was coming home late one dark afternoon
Reporter stopped me for an interview
She said she's heard stories she's heard things
That Bulis wants a trade to the Red Wings
These juicy rumors I did adore
So I said Nyaheinahey like I never did before
I said, "By the way baby, what's your name?"
She said, "I go by the name of Hazel Mae"
A Sportsnet judge that day was born
Just like the mustache of Jim Van Horn

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