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Post #1 by mayoradamwest » Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:34 am

Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death
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Post #2 by Bernie Bernbaum » Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:26 pm

Not assault his wife by throwing her off a jet ski four times, presumably.
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Post #3 by MP » Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:27 am

Big#D wrote:so, she refused to get back on the jet ski; he left her on dry-ish land (sandbar) with a life vest; and he called 911 when he returned to shore.

other than not blowing the other guy and fighting with his wife about it, what more was the guy supposed to do?


"Law enforcement officials are now searching for the recipient of Doster's blowie, as "he may be able to give us some good information as to exactly what occurred.""

"Blowie" ?! That's the official law enforcement term? Why not cock gobbler?
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Post #4 by mayoradamwest » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:07 am

MP wrote:"Law enforcement officials are now searching for the recipient of Doster's blowie, as "he may be able to give us some good information as to exactly what occurred.""

"Blowie" ?! That's the official law enforcement term? Why not cock gobbler?


That would be grammatically incorrect. In that tense, he would have been asking for the recipient of "Doster's cock gobble."
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Post #5 by AD » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:08 am

Or cock gobbling if you want to make it more active.
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Post #6 by Craig » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:10 am

Or they could drop "recipient of" and just go with blowee.
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Post #7 by mayoradamwest » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:12 am

AD wrote:Or cock gobbling if you want to make it more active.


just seems inappropriate for a murder investigation.
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Post #8 by MP » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:13 am

mayoradamwest wrote:just seems inappropriate for a murder investigation.


And "blowie" is? Sound like the investigator might have been the recipient....
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Post #9 by mayoradamwest » Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:16 am

MP wrote:And "blowie" is? Sound like the investigator might have been the recipient....


At least it's passive voice.
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Post #10 by NHL33 » Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:43 pm

I, too, am surprised at the inclusion of the dir and lang attributes. But that may be because I'm not a web developer.
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Post #11 by Pennywise » Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:39 pm

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Post #12 by mayoradamwest » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:59 am

Just a great all around story:

Father in Australian couple who left Down son with Thai surrogate a convicted pedophile, police say
http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/08/05/father-in-aussie-couple-who-left-son-with-down-sydrome-with-thai-surrogate-is-a-convicted-pedophile-police-say/
A Thai surrogate mother raising a baby she claims was abandoned by his biological parents said she would be happy to have the boy’s healthy twin returned to her
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Post #15 by Craig » Fri Sep 05, 2014 4:04 pm

This is more or less exactly how The Strain started.
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Post #16 by mayoradamwest » Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:38 pm

No, the future king has a fetish for semen covered shawls.
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Post #17 by Pennywise » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:10 pm

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Hopefully he stays like that so a sniper puts one in his face.
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Post #18 by MP » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:41 pm

The hostage wearing the bomb vest sure as heck doesn't want a sniper to take that guy out...
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Post #19 by Pennywise » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:56 pm

MP wrote:The hostage wearing the bomb vest sure as heck doesn't want a sniper to take that guy out...


Why, what kind of vest is it? If he is in a position, he can take him out within a blink of an eye. If it's some kind of contraption where he has to pull something, he might not have the ability to do so. I'd prefer he get beheaded for my own joy, but if they are able to do it, they should. I just want to see the guy get away alive.
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Post #20 by Pennywise » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:57 pm

mooseOAK wrote:So you know that there is a position for a sniper to shoot from to satisfy your need to see someone take a bullet to the face?


Hopefully. I don't want this jerk to get away with this.
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Post #21 by Craig » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:57 pm

I'm gonna go ahead and hope it ends peacefully and the hostage taker gets the care he needs to become a productive member of society.
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Post #22 by Dog » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:26 pm

Craig wrote:I'm gonna go ahead and hope it ends peacefully and the hostage taker gets the care he needs to become a productive member of society.


And he becomes the hostage's butler for life.

That's what I want.
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Post #24 by Pennywise » Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:21 am

Maybe they can spare one for me.

INDIA: BABY BORN WITH TWO MINDS IN SAME BODY
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Post #27 by senate » Wed Nov 19, 2014 12:24 am

The Indonesian Islam ritual of The Sex Mountain.
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Post #28 by MP » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:47 am

senate wrote:The Indonesian Islam ritual of The Sex Mountain.


So a brothel disguised as temple...
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Post #29 by Bernie Bernbaum » Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:40 pm

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/poland/141120/polish-town-council-rejected-winnie-the-pooh-its-playgrou

BREAKING: Winnie the Pooh is a hermaphrodite, exposes himself in public, and has no business being around children.


About time people started paying attention to this.
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Post #30 by Germz » Wed Dec 10, 2014 5:52 pm

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/swatting-hoax-shooting-threats-in-florida-prompts-arrest-of-coquitlam-teen-1.2867602

'Swatting' hoax shooting threats in Florida prompts arrest of Coquitlam teen

A 17-year-old has been arrested in Coquitlam, B.C., after allegedly "swatting" a Florida high school and also pulling a similar hoax in which police had to race to a Florida home believing that someone had murdered his family.

The teen suspect, who cannot be identified, is accused of calling the sheriff's office in Polk County, Fla., in Sept. 2014 and saying he would drive to Fort Meade High School in a black Jeep Cherokee and "shoot everyone" with an AK-47.

The threat, known as "swatting," was a hoax intended to get a police SWAT team to respond to the school, according to the Polk Sheriff's Office.

Police quickly responded, placing the school on lockdown, and spent several hours searching for an armed suspect.

"It's very dangerous, and it's dangerous because you've got deputies speeding on the road trying to get to this event because we have no choice but to believe it's real," said Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd.

The investigation revealed the call came from Canada — from a teen trying to get revenge on a Florida girl he'd met online, said Judd.

They had "an online dating relationship, at least in his mind." The teen wanted more, she rejected him, and he retaliated, said Judd.

Prior to the calls, he told the Florida girl he was going to "swat" her school over email — details she only revealed to police later.

The hoax calls continued. In October 2014, he again made threats to the girl's school, saying he would "blow everyone up." Police again responded.

In November 2014, he allegedly pulled a similar hoax on the girl's home in Winter Haven, Fla., east of Tampa.

Police raced to the suburban home in the middle of the night, after a young man called saying he was inside the house, had killed his parents, and would kill any officers who came to the scene.
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Post #31 by Bernie Bernbaum » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:17 am

Ernie?
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Post #32 by Ernie » Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:31 am

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Post #33 by Bernie Bernbaum » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:03 pm

Are we talking about Greenpeace desecrating the Nazca lines? I'm typically one of those hypocrites who wastes a shit-ton and still supports Greenpeace, at least in theory, anyway, but those involved in planning and executing this should be jailed.
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Post #34 by senate » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:30 pm

It was a fucktarded move by Greenspace, but it's kind of hilarious of the Peruvian government to pretend that those lines are sacrosanct even though they built highway through them.

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Post #35 by Bernie Bernbaum » Sat Dec 13, 2014 8:02 pm

senate wrote:It was a fucktarded move by Greenspace, but it's kind of hilarious of the Peruvian government to pretend that those lines are sacrosanct even though they built highway through them.


No fuckin kidding. I'm only familiar with them from a couple short write-ups and a podcast. Welp. That's funny in a way that makes me hate things.
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Post #36 by Bernie Bernbaum » Sat Dec 13, 2014 8:03 pm

dempsey_k wrote:Yeah they'll have to face the consequences of their actions. This is Greenpeace, not the United States government.

The thing about transforming ideology into a larger vehicle of cadres, structures, and business plans is that vehicles often drive over grandmas. So whaddya gonna do, go back to talking in the abstract?


I mean, mistakes are going to be made, but people should be held accountable when their mistakes involve defacing 1000 years of history.
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Post #37 by Ernie » Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:10 pm

ok then

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