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Re: Andrew Scheer is a Bashful Penis Flytrap

Post #3601 by AD » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:26 pm

Byte Boozer et Kellie Leitch. Même combat.
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Re: Canadian Politics and Sturminator's Complaints Thread

Post #3602 by The Bytown Boozer » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:34 pm

The Bytown Boozer wrote:If elected as Leader of the Rhinoceros Party of Canada, I promised to:

  • Enact legislation recognizing Canada's new national animal: the cheese curd
  • Force a de-merger of the Conservative Party of Canada
  • Promote higher education by building taller schools
  • Appoint Senate seats according to proportional representation
  • Abolish the Monarchy but retain the Governor General
  • Make the AFN Leader de facto Governor General
  • Give the Governor General a cool Davy Crockett hat
  • Legalize all drugs
  • Tax religion
  • Ban Coors Light and ScotiaBank
  • Enact a $7.8 million individual salary cap, much like after the NHL lockout in 2005
  • Allow every Canadian to vote in the 2020 U.S. Election
  • Trade P.E.I. for Delaware
  • Change national anthem to a bunch of Inuit throat singing
  • A Giant Tiger™ fidget spinner for every Canadian Citizen

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Re: Andrew Scheer is a Bashful Penis Flytrap

Post #3603 by MP » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:28 pm

If you want to be taken seriously, then don't go with the Rhino party. Why not start your own and name it something like the "Real People Party"...
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Post #3604 by The Bytown Boozer » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:59 pm

MP wrote:something like the "Real People Party"...

Sounds like a fun little military junta. I'm in.
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Post #3605 by Dog » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:02 pm

I'm real people! I'm in!
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Post #3606 by clawfirst » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:59 pm

Had me at tax religion
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Post #3607 by clawfirst » Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:00 pm

To directly fund science of course
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Post #3608 by clawfirst » Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:01 pm

The legalize all drugs policy needs work..but id enjoy an occasional legal ketamine rip
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Re: Canadian Politics and Sturminator's Complaints Thread

Post #3609 by PPJ » Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:35 am

The Bytown Boozer wrote:
The Bytown Boozer wrote:If elected as Leader of the Rhinoceros Party of Canada, I promised to:

  • Enact legislation recognizing Canada's new national animal: the cheese curd
  • Force a de-merger of the Conservative Party of Canada
  • Promote higher education by building taller schools
  • Appoint Senate seats according to proportional representation
  • Abolish the Monarchy but retain the Governor General
  • Make the AFN Leader de facto Governor General
  • Give the Governor General a cool Davy Crockett hat
  • Legalize all drugs
  • Tax religion
  • Ban Coors Light and ScotiaBank
  • Enact a $7.8 million individual salary cap, much like after the NHL lockout in 2005
  • Allow every Canadian to vote in the 2020 U.S. Election
  • Trade P.E.I. for Delaware
  • Change national anthem to a bunch of Inuit throat singing
  • A Giant Tiger™ fidget spinner for every Canadian Citizen

Plz donate

http://www.hockeybroads.com/viewtopic.php?f=75&p=3288483#p3288483


What are your positions on Bell and Rogers?

If it doesn't involve rockets into the Sun you will not get my vote.
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Re: Andrew Scheer is a Bashful Penis Flytrap

Post #3610 by The Bytown Boozer » Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:10 pm

Here is my final ranking of the NDP leadership candidates:

    1- Charlie Angus
    2- Niki Ashton
    3- Jagmeet Singh
    4- Guy Caron
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Post #3611 by AD » Mon Sep 18, 2017 9:49 pm

Is that in reverse order?
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Post #3612 by The Bytown Boozer » Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:00 pm

AD wrote:Is that in reverse order?


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Post #3613 by AD » Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:05 pm

I like the cool Indian guy and the one who speaks French.

The rest... meh.
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Post #3614 by The Bytown Boozer » Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:33 pm

That's cause you're somewhat of a centrist, innit?
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Post #3615 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:56 pm

Let's be honest. Does anyone here really care and/or believe that any of these candidates will make any impact on anything? They are and will likely always be irrelevant.
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Post #3616 by PredsFan77 » Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:07 am

But really who is this chap?
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Post #3617 by The Bytown Boozer » Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:22 pm

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Post #3618 by mayoradamwest » Sun Oct 01, 2017 5:13 pm

I look forward to the puns based on the similarity between singe and Singh. I have no doubt they will be RATHER clever.
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Post #3619 by The Bytown Boozer » Sun Oct 01, 2017 5:36 pm

And with that, all three major party leaders in Canada are now tall, handsome, insipid dorks.
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Post #3620 by senate » Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:25 pm

Who - outside the National Post editorial board - thinks Andrew Sheer is handsome?
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Post #3621 by The Bytown Boozer » Sun Oct 01, 2017 6:45 pm

As an extremely generic white male, Andrew Scheer is more attractive than approximately 97% of Conservatives.
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Post #3622 by AD » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:13 am

senate wrote:Who - outside the National Post editorial board - thinks Andrew Sheer is handsome?


Or tall?
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Post #3623 by The Bytown Boozer » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:27 am

AD wrote:
senate wrote:Who - outside the National Post editorial board - thinks Andrew Sheer is handsome?


Or tall?

The Rt. Hon. Joe Clark.
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Post #3624 by The Bytown Boozer » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:29 am

Rona Ambrose is shockingly short as well, for the record.
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Post #3625 by The Bytown Boozer » Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:48 am

Anyways I'm gonna do it. I'm voting for Jagmeet Singh as a 'fuck you' to Québec baby boomers and people who shout incoherently about Sharia law. This guy was one of the first politicians to speak out against 'stop & frisk' and I can respect that.

I'm not pleased about the absence of socialist policies, but I'll do it given the current racist political climate.
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Post #3626 by mayoradamwest » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:22 am

Maybe your local candidate will be worth it, or at least likely to win.
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Post #3627 by MP » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:09 am

Jagmeet, reminds me of Jafar from Aladin. Why does the NDP like angry looking dudes with beards?
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Post #3628 by Craig » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:54 am

They're the party of daddy issues?
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Post #3629 by Dog » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:33 pm

What's the fun in labelling yourself a socialist if you aren't going to be angry and grow a beard?
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Post #3630 by The Bytown Boozer » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:54 pm

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Post #3631 by PredsFan77 » Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:47 pm

congrats to canada and quebec on the airbus takeover.
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Post #3632 by Dog » Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:55 pm

Did we just give the C Series to Airbus because Trump?
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Post #3633 by senate » Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:07 pm

Dog wrote:Did we just give the C Series to Airbus because Trump?


No. The C-Series hasn't had a major order in 18 months. 49% of something is worth more than 100% of nothing. Any lose in pride is made up for by spiting Boeing.
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Post #3634 by PredsFan77 » Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:16 pm

yes, yes, you did Doggo
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Post #3635 by Dog » Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:59 pm

senate wrote:
Dog wrote:Did we just give the C Series to Airbus because Trump?


No. The C-Series hasn't had a major order in 18 months. 49% of something is worth more than 100% of nothing. Any lose in pride is made up for by spiting Boeing.


That's what I thought. Happy Quebec invested a billion in that family controlled mess.
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Post #3636 by mayoradamwest » Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:47 pm

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Post #3637 by PredsFan77 » Sat Oct 21, 2017 9:50 am

what do yall think theyll call the planes now that they are airbus?
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Post #3638 by Dog » Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:31 am

The Arrow Avro?

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Post #3639 by The Bytown Boozer » Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:54 pm

History will not be kind to this current Liberal government's refusal to recognize the independence of Catalonia.
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Post #3640 by Dog » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:22 pm

Nobody is recognizing Catalonia’s declaration of independence.
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Post #3641 by mayoradamwest » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:54 pm

Should have asked pope alex vi lol
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Post #3642 by The Bytown Boozer » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:33 pm

Dog wrote:Nobody is recognizing Catalonia’s declaration of independence.

Pffft... Mulroney would've...
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Post #3643 by mayoradamwest » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:15 am

Harper indicates that harper would be doing better in nafta negotiations, for some reason.
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Post #3644 by Boring Choice #2 » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:32 am

By better, he means agreeing to all of the American demands and then spinning it to look like it is in Canada's best interests.
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Post #3645 by chiclet » Sat Oct 28, 2017 4:00 pm

Did PM Jow Clark attack PM Brian Mulroney when he was negotiating with President Cop-a-Feel?
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Post #3646 by The Bytown Boozer » Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:02 am

History will not be kind to the current Québec Liberal government's refusal to represent the 'not racist' segment of their citizenry.
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Post #3647 by Dog » Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:14 am

Nobody outside Montreal is ‘not racist’ in Quebec.
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Post #3648 by Dog » Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:14 am

You lefties are so impractical.

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Post #3649 by Dog » Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:20 am

But seriously, isn’t it absolutely incredible that they had to shut down a commission on systemic racism because people were going nuts at the thought of being called racist? This hits my imagination even more that the veiled women in public bullshit. People went nuts simply because there was a commission on systemic racist. Wut?
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Post #3650 by senate » Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:27 am

Stop stealing the crumbs of your betters, peasants.


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