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Post #4007 by mayoradamwest » Thu May 31, 2018 2:44 pm

Apparently we are in a trade war.:dunno:
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Post #4008 by Dog » Thu May 31, 2018 3:25 pm

They don’t want our aluminuminum.

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Post #4011 by mayoradamwest » Thu May 31, 2018 5:32 pm

We should withhold our wood. :colbert:
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Post #4012 by chicpea » Thu May 31, 2018 5:52 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:We should withhold our wood. :colbert:


Don't steal my ideas, mauhm.(see: Aecon; Huawei Night In Canada).
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Post #4014 by Dog » Thu May 31, 2018 6:09 pm

I’m not really looking forward to having to return to blackberries.

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Post #4015 by mayoradamwest » Thu May 31, 2018 6:19 pm

chicpea wrote:
mayoradamwest wrote:We should withhold our wood. :colbert:


Don't steal my ideas, mauhm.(see: Aecon; Huawei Night In Canada).


Could have just been agreeing with you...
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Post #4016 by chicpea » Thu May 31, 2018 6:40 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:
chicpea wrote:
mayoradamwest wrote:We should withhold our wood. :colbert:


Don't steal my ideas, mauhm.(see: Aecon; Huawei Night In Canada).


Could have just been agreeing with you...


Don't agree with me, mauhghm.
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Post #4017 by MP » Thu May 31, 2018 7:30 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:We should withhold our wood. :colbert:

I've tried that with the wife, she never caves, in fact she seems happy about it....
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Post #4018 by Dog » Thu May 31, 2018 7:37 pm

MP wrote:
mayoradamwest wrote:We should withhold our wood. :colbert:

I've tried that with the wife, she never caves, in fact she seems happy about it....


Plenty of wood suppliers out there. She won’t go without.
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Post #4019 by mayoradamwest » Thu May 31, 2018 8:39 pm

Synthetic options are also increasingly impressive.
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Post #4020 by mayoradamwest » Thu May 31, 2018 8:45 pm

Retaliating against the keys:

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2007.99.10 Strawberry jam
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Post #4021 by Dog » Thu May 31, 2018 8:48 pm

My strawberry jam costs will go through the roof.

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Post #4022 by WTF » Thu May 31, 2018 10:29 pm

mayoradamwest wrote:Apparently we are in a trade war.:dunno:


The orange asshole probably shouted out, "One two three four! I declare a trade war!" right before shitting his pants.
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Post #4023 by chicpea » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:53 am

I love that we have announced a two-week pubic consultation, the details and strict guidelines of which can be found here: https://www.fin.gc.ca/activty/consult/c ... aa-eng.asp

and the lovely bilingual email: fin.tariff-tarif.fin@canada.ca
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Post #4024 by The Bytown Boozer » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:07 am

Never thought I'd say this but I am quite glad that our PM is a Trudeau during these turbulent times. It's like an old school Canadian middle finger to the US presidents' face... and I don't hate it.
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Post #4025 by The Bytown Boozer » Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:08 am

Really wish he'd man up and recognize Palestine though...
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Post #4026 by Dog » Sat Jun 02, 2018 9:06 am

Congratulations on your pipeline purchase, boozey!
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Post #4027 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jun 02, 2018 9:32 am

maybe him the the sens AGM should move in together
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Post #4028 by chicpea » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:12 pm

I propose that instead of taxing the import of American serviettes, we tax Trump. In the spirit of the Magnitsky Act, Canada and the western allies come together to collectively pressure the only pain point that matters to this President: his family and their assets. This could take the form of special taxation on their current operations, freezing of assets, or even sanctions against senior staff. Canada could add a tax to Trump properties equal to any tariff unilaterally imposed by Washington. The European Union could revoke any travel visas for senior staff in the Trump organization. And the United Kingdom could temporarily close his golf course.

Arguably, the legislation to do so already exists. Canada’s Special Economic Measures Act and the Foreign Corrupt Officials Act permit us to sanction public officials who are “complicit in ordering, controlling or otherwise directing acts of corruption”. In the case of Trump, we already have several open examples of this and the various ongoing criminal investigations (of his own government) are expected to produce many more.


https://www.macleans.ca/opinion/trade-s ... elf-might/

There is a logic to this.
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Post #4029 by Big Susf » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:18 pm

Please do sanction them all. The Kushners, Hannity, every last one of them. There is only one man in Canada who can beat Donald Trump.

Canada's Donald Trump.

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Post #4030 by The Bytown Boozer » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:39 pm

Dog wrote:Congratulations on your pipeline purchase, boozey!


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Post #4031 by senate » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:04 pm

It wouldn't be an Ontario election without more Progressive Conservative drama.


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Post #4032 by Boring Choice #2 » Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:14 pm

So I take it that she is not a big fan of income sprinkling then?
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Post #4033 by Dr_Chimera » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:13 pm

Give Renata a medal for her service to her country.
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Post #4034 by Dog » Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:31 pm

did she just file the suit today?
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Post #4036 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:35 pm

Ontarians, pls tell everyone you know to vote.
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Post #4037 by Dog » Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:37 pm

But, seriously, enough with the kidding Ontarians.....
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Post #4038 by Big Susf » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:03 pm

Is Ford's relative really as bad as has been put out in the media? He's labelled Canada's Donald Trump. :rudy:

And here's a nice shot of Canada's President with Bibi and The Orb.

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Post #4039 by AD » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:07 pm

That's Macron. You're mixing up your liberal whore pawns of corporate oligarchs.
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Post #4040 by Dog » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:09 pm

Ego Mania wrote:Is Ford's relative really as bad as has been put out in the media? He's labelled Canada's Donald Trump. :rudy:


Very shaddy former drug dealing populist with horrendus management skills.

Conservatives have gone bananas.
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Post #4041 by Big Susf » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:10 pm

I know it's Macron, just being a goof ball now that we are on the verge of war between our two great nations. I have to get my cheap shots in.

Someone is "salty"


and I'd still like to know more about this Ford fella.
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Post #4042 by Dog » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:10 pm

No offence to bananas intended.
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Post #4043 by Big Susf » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:11 pm

Dog wrote:
Ego Mania wrote:Is Ford's relative really as bad as has been put out in the media? He's labelled Canada's Donald Trump. :rudy:


Very shaddy former drug dealing populist with horrendus management skills.

Conservatives have gone bananas.


Has it emboldened the liberal base to go out and vote? I've seen a ton of liberal Canadians really worried about him. Does he even have a chance at winning? This is the danger of populism rising. There always has to be an enemy (immigrants, etc)
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Post #4044 by Dog » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:15 pm

Ego Mania wrote:
Dog wrote:
Ego Mania wrote:Is Ford's relative really as bad as has been put out in the media? He's labelled Canada's Donald Trump. :rudy:


Very shaddy former drug dealing populist with horrendus management skills.

Conservatives have gone bananas.


Has it emboldened the liberal base to go out and vote? I've seen a ton of liberal Canadians really worried about him. Does he even have a chance at winning? This is the danger of populism rising. There always has to be an enemy (immigrants, etc)


Polls give him like a 90% chance of getting a majority tomorrow. Liberal party (in power forever) has already conceded defeat. NDP (left/social-democrats) are the competition. Polls have them neck and neck with conservatives, but NDP support is concentrated in cities. Conservatives have big lead in small towns/rural areas and that will likely get them the win.

Same thing as you guys, Brexit, etc. Rural/urban divide driving this, with rich suburbans not knowing whether they should vote fascist or risk paying more taxes.
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Post #4045 by Boring Choice #2 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:16 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:Ontarians, pls tell everyone you know to vote.


but vote for whom? they are all bad choices.

we are going to end up with either a pc majority, pc minority or an ndp minority. i really don't know which of the three is the worst option. i might prefer the pc minority the most.
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Post #4046 by Dog » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:18 pm

Jesus Christ, D.
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Post #4047 by AD » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:18 pm

That's because you're a horrible person, D. An NDP minority is clearly the best of those choices for Ontario.

As for everyone else outside of Ontario, at least with you electing Doug Ford, you can be the laughing stock of the country for a couple of years and possibly the world for a few days.
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Post #4048 by Dog » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:20 pm

A Doug Ford as party leader HAS to be an automatic disqualifier. Non negotiable. Chose whomever else you prefer.

Jebus, people, have some sense of freaking decency!
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Post #4049 by Big Susf » Wed Jun 06, 2018 3:22 pm

I mean, it's even extended into Iraq with Sadr getting to form a new government running on the same populist ideals. The way things are going Iraq may be one of the more stable countries in a few years if they can get the sectarianism under control. Sunni's have conceded they are the minority.

Trump is just a symptom of the much larger issue of rural/urban, class warfare, and racial tensions exacerbated. It's spreading all over Europe. Italy isn't playing ball anymore. Usually with all of these big headed leaders a war comes about. If Trump is willing to be ruthless with our Canadian neighbors, what does he have in store for Iran before he's out of office?
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Post #4050 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:15 pm

Boring Choice #2 wrote:
Dr_Chimera wrote:Ontarians, pls tell everyone you know to vote.


but vote for whom? they are all bad choices.


If people come out and vote the Ford nation will be gone.

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