The National Hockey League's 103rd Prelude to the Playdowns of Lord Stanley's Cup

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Re: The National Hockey League's 103rd Prelude to the Playdowns of Lord Stanley's Cup

Post #601 by chicpea » Sat Jan 11, 2020 4:23 pm

This probably deserves its own thread but I'm just going to plant it right here.

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Post #602 by chicpea » Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:51 am

Here is an instant classic from tonight's hockey lineup.

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Post #603 by chicpea » Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:55 am

He said he wouldn't fight me two years ago because I was a 4th-liner well I have 13 goals now what's his excuse

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Post #604 by PredsFan77 » Sun Jan 12, 2020 2:01 am

relatedly, I had to beat up some young punk in beer league for hitting our goalie. didnt like the shot I gave him initally so got him again in the 3rd period with a vicious cross check between the pants and shoulder pads. Then i yelled at him when he was picking himself off the ice. the goalie bought be beer after the game.
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Post #605 by chicpea » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:42 am

Right in the belly button! Love you, S_Club_77!
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Post #606 by chicpea » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:42 am

But not as much as I love Kassian right now.
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Post #607 by chicpea » Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:03 pm

This probably belongs here. Neil loved hockey.

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Post #608 by chicpea » Mon Jan 13, 2020 2:30 pm

Huge hugs out to my boy Draisaitl. Fuck this loser. Going to ruin someone's life playing like that.

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Take the pacific under
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Post #610 by PredsFan77 » Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:31 pm

holy fuck yall watch what forsberg did. reverse michigan goal
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Post #612 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:59 pm

Another thirty goal year for our Al Ovéchkin. Image
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Post #613 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:39 pm

Kovalchuk and our Ovéchkin, two goals apiece.

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Post #617 by chicpea » Sun Jan 19, 2020 1:15 am

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Post #618 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Jan 19, 2020 2:24 am

D’yers see the Leafs anywhere here, fellas? Image

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guess they need to fire babcock again
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Post #621 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:34 am

Well, fellas, I tucked the old lady in to bed for the night, now it's time for me to enjoy my Sunday night free of the fear of Monday work. The only problem is I haven't the slightest idea what I should do with my ni--

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Post #622 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:36 am

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Post #623 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:39 am

Turns out the quality of the above video is that of a pile of dog shit, but that's okay because if I felt like it I could fire up a 4K video of Riley Reid getting her beautiful little arsehole turned inside out by Mr. Marcus.

One must take the meh-ish with the good these days. : )
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Post #625 by PredsFan77 » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:41 am

i only caught the tail end of gretz, so foppa to me was the best there ever was
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Post #626 by clawfirst » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:46 am

Pfft mario was the best after gretz..and during
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Post #629 by PredsFan77 » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:53 am

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With the diddler playing in the background

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Post #634 by mcphee » Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:13 pm

clawfirst wrote:Pfft mario was the best after gretz..and during


I always say Orr was the best player I'd ever seen. There's no way to gauge really, Gretzky in terms of being productive, Lemieux because when right, he could do everything Gretzky did with power, but Orr at his best didn't require anyone else on the ice to do a fucking thing other than get out of the way. I say that, but when I look at old video, usually to see the CH eliminate the Orr led Bruins, Orr wasn't perfect in his own end. He could be beat. Fwiw, my old man worshipped Beliveau , The Rocket and Doug Harvey, but said the Lemieux was the best player he ever saw.
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Post #635 by AD » Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:50 pm

Lemieux is the best I've seen since 1988. Can't judge before.

Then Gretz.

The Jagr, Crosby, Ovechkin, Lidstrom, etc. Good. But still not as good
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Post #636 by Elvid » Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:56 pm

Was Jagr more dynamic with the puck? I've never got to see Mario at his best on a consistent basis, but Jags would give me heart attacks every time he had puck possession. Especially along the boards, it was like he could get out of any scenario.
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Post #637 by AD » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:09 pm

Very talented.

But Mario made the other skaters on his team on the ice look like elite players. Like Gretzky. AND had the shot, stick handling, and possession.
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Post #638 by Boring Choice #2 » Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:52 pm

The answer is Mike Bossy. If he had played the same number of games as Gretzky or Orr or Lemieux or Ovechkin or anyone else in the top 50, he would have more goals than them.

Best pure goal scorer ever.
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Post #639 by Retardé S » Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:46 pm

I guess you can score 800 goals if you got goalies with toilet paper rolls as protection to stop shots :rolleyes:
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Retardé S wrote:I guess you can score 800 goals if you got goalies with toilet paper rolls as protection to stop shots :rolleyes:


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Retardé S wrote:I guess you can score 800 goals if you got goalies with toilet paper rolls as protection to stop shots :rolleyes:


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Post #643 by Boring Choice #2 » Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:57 pm

She is worried that it will "effect" her grade and thinks that blocking the kid's last name, but not her own will have an effect on the kid's privacy or something.

I suppose she wants a star on the assignment no matter what the mark is too.
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“I am open to discussing this more in person” after a few randoms around the world first pass judgment.
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