NHL Slander Thread Part 3

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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #401 by PredsFan77 » Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:55 am

i hear pete rose threatened paul giamatti once
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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #402 by Jimmy Rustlin' Dowd » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:28 pm

At this very moment Phil Kessel is fully erect and waiting.
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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #403 by PEli » Tue Jul 16, 2019 10:35 pm

A certain NHL coach left TSN because he felt that Gino Reda was a race traitor for always saying he, "wanted to go dutch on a pie" with Van Horne.
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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #404 by PEli » Sat Oct 05, 2019 6:48 pm

So I was in Toronto on business last week and on my second night at the hotel, I ventured down to the hotel bar and treat myself to a glass of Macallan 18. I sat at the end of the bar because I didn't want to meet any of my colleagues there. It was pretty dimly lit but I noticed the bartender kept looking over at me.

Anyway, after a couple of drinks, the bartender walks over and hands me a menu. I said I wasn't hungry but I'd hold on to the menu in case I wanted an appetizer later or something. I had another drink and eventually decided to check out the menu. I looked down and I was fucking shocked.

It was some kind of sick sex act menu and it had a very disturbing picture of a certain TSN hockey personality on it. Seemed pretty underground.

Ski Poles/Double Dion - $150

Wolfbag Puck $400

Lion King Clancy $100

Crosby Sweater $300

Dale Hunter Gatherer $250

I got up and left. You can Google those for yourself. Disgusting. I was very disappointed in this establishment and also in my colleague who was either too stuck up or just too rude to wake up after I paid for a fucking double dion. Total waste of a night.
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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #405 by PEli » Sat Oct 05, 2019 6:49 pm

Also, parking was $25 a night. Fuck right off.
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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #406 by AD » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:31 pm

Which hotel?
I have a friend who wants to know
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Post #407 by PEli » Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:30 am

Let's just say it was on The Esplanade.

Looking back, I put a lot of detail into that story. I hope you all believe it because I was feeling pretty vulnerable. Also, you cannot expense sex acts.
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Post #408 by PredsFan77 » Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:33 am

I do
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Post #409 by chicpea » Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:06 pm

Dale Hunter Gatherer.
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Post #410 by PEli » Thu Oct 10, 2019 7:56 pm

A vile act but if I had $250 to burn...
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Post #411 by Elvid » Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:54 pm

Devils HC John Hynes knows all about Ray Shero's child pornography collection.
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Post #412 by Boring Choice #2 » Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:11 am

shredz wrote:Devils HC John Hynes knows all about Ray Shero's child pornography collection.


He should. He was Ray's first "victim".
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Post #413 by Elvid » Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:53 pm

We now know why he won't be fired. :why:
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Post #414 by PredsFan77 » Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:56 pm

I just got kicked out of a beer hall
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Post #415 by clawfirst » Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:06 pm

Were they right to do so? Early summer i was not allowed reentry to a venue cause i was drunk....but it was kind of a perfect storm as the ticket taker was bar tender the night before at another place...and i kinda fell off her bar drunk...and my arms were kinda beat up looking from moving around boulders. So i just walked away without confrontation. But they were clearly wrong as i was able to put that together immediately upon getting the boot.
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Post #416 by Craig » Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:32 pm

Kicking you it before you're so drunk you make a scene doesn't make them wrong.

Why you moving boulders?
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Post #417 by clawfirst » Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:40 pm

I disagree.
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Post #418 by PredsFan77 » Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:58 pm

Yelp said theydidntclose TIL 1am
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Post #419 by PredsFan77 » Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:00 pm

Now I’m eating kfc
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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #420 by PEli » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:48 pm

I heard Brian Burke is up to a c cup.
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Post #421 by chicpea » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:19 am

My sister ate KFC with Sidey Crosby's parents and his mom took all the chicken skin off her breasts when she went to the bathroom.
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Post #422 by chicpea » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:20 am

Sorry that was unclear. Off my sister's breasts.


edit: Off my sister's chicken breasts.
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Post #423 by MP » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:43 pm

Chic has a sister?!
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Post #425 by PEli » Wed Dec 04, 2019 2:46 pm

A guy at work said Brian Burke buys a cup size too small at Giant Tiger because saran wrap is "too hot".
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Post #426 by chicpea » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:34 pm

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Re: NHL Slander Thread Part 3

Post #427 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:35 pm

Beat me to it. : )

Lord bless you, Edward.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.
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Post #429 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:32 pm

Hearing some rumblings that Mo Rielly’s recent foot injury resulted from an attempt to block a punch from iconic Canadian Olympic figure skater Scottie Muir.
Also, let's keep this thread about Galchenyuk's on-ice performance, development and value and NOT bring in his personal life or race.

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