The National Hockey League's 103rd Prelude to the Playdowns of Lord Stanley's Cup

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Post #801 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:29 pm

The Bruins didn’t even have Pastrñåk out there on this power play that saw them trying to walk it into the net over and over.
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Post #803 by chicpea » Sat Aug 22, 2020 4:02 am

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Post #806 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:17 pm

A fine player. : )
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Post #807 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:13 pm

Hrudey. Image Craig “Simmer” Simpson echoed Hrudey’s thoughts just before puck-drop as well.

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Post #808 by PredsFan77 » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:32 pm

then do it, kelly.
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Post #809 by chicpea » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:37 pm

Hell yeah, kelly. Good on you.
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Post #811 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Aug 30, 2020 6:42 pm

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Post #812 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sun Aug 30, 2020 8:02 pm

Brian Elliott starting for the Flyers. :donger: :donger: :donger:
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Post #813 by Honus Joglund » Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:59 pm

These playoffs stink to high heaven. One series out of 16 has gone the distance, and even that I couldn't enjoy because it had to involve my favourite gang of braindead pussies.

This is like watching a bunch of limp French teens in that slapfight they call the QMJHL playoffs. What happened to the NHL? Where have the men gone? O Lord, when does it end?
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Post #814 by PredsFan77 » Mon Aug 31, 2020 12:17 am

They’re all jerkin each other off in the bubble honko.
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Post #815 by chicpea » Mon Aug 31, 2020 9:22 am

Haven't been following along too closely and missed this interesting ruling by the NHL:

The Arizona Coyotes must forfeit their 2020 second-round pick in this year’s draft and their 2021 first-round pick in next year’s draft for violating rules of the NHL Combine. Basically, the Coyotes were testing players before they were allowed. The rules allow leeway from the Commissioner as to what the punishment should be, and he decided to levy them against the team rather than any individual.


Smooth move, ex lax.

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Post #816 by Honus Joglund » Mon Aug 31, 2020 2:32 pm

There was a time when Ryan Reaves, who I like as a player and a person (not racist), would have been kept well in check during a playoff series. Some brainless animal like Bob Probert or David Manson would have walloped him over the head, and that would have been the last you heard from him for the series or maybe ever. But things have changed. Today, there is no Bob Probert or David Manson, or even a Chris Simon.

Now Ryan Reaves can run around like a pervert, without a single care in the world, even insulting Travis Green about his weak chin and ugly hair. Those are obviously valid criticisms, but no team should let a player get away with making a fool of their coach. Gino Odjick would have killed him.

It's just sad. I want to see someone get hit over the head.
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Post #817 by PredsFan77 » Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:58 pm

Get em out of the bubble that’s turnin EM all homo
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Post #818 by chicpea » Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:15 pm

My god. The Avs started Hutchinson over Francouz and they’re up 3-0.

Would be pretty susfs to see him and Naz bring the come home to Toronto for a weekend parade.

Edit: it’s 5-0 now with five monies left....in the first.
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Post #819 by PredsFan77 » Tue Sep 01, 2020 7:02 am

i didn't bother watching the game
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Post #820 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Tue Sep 01, 2020 7:19 pm

Nothing like lining up a row of mouthwash shots for the “losers” with my best friend, and iconic third pairing anchor, Colin White.

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Post #821 by Honus Joglund » Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:10 pm

Colin White was just the type of MAN I am talking about. He wouldn't have thought twice about lifting his stick and walloping Ryan Reaves over the head with it if he dared call Robbie Ftorek an f-a-g word or make fun of his hair doo. Like you SHOULD



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Post #822 by Honus Joglund » Wed Sep 02, 2020 5:42 pm

And over we go, to Harnerryansingh, standing by with Antoine Roussel. Image

Thank you, Ron. Antoine, what do yous guys need to do to get back to playing yers guys's games in the second period? Image
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Post #823 by PredsFan77 » Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:54 pm

ron is a fuckin turncoat. you sold out grapes!!!!
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Post #824 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:56 pm

Watch Habs fans cream their pants about getting Jake Allen.

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Post #825 by chicpea » Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:59 pm

Ahem. I do realize English is an additional language for you, deal Chromeo, but the expression is "cream your jeans".
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Post #826 by Dr_Chimera » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:06 pm

chicpea wrote:Ahem. I do realize English is an additional language for you, deal Chromeo, but the expression is "cream your jeans".


Why does it have to be jeans? I need this explained to me.
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Post #827 by chicpea » Wed Sep 02, 2020 11:16 pm

The vowel combo (~ea) in both cream and jeans creates assonance, the beauty of which is then perverted by the meaning of the phrase taken in its entirety.

"Pants" does not capture this at all - at least not to me.
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Post #828 by Honus Joglund » Wed Sep 02, 2020 11:18 pm

chicpois is correct, in common usage the saying is to "cream [one's] jeans."

I am unsure of the etymology, but the fact remains that the first pair of pants that I creamed were a pair of teal Charlotte Hornets sweat pants sometime between 1995 and 1997.
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sounds like you experienced a Charlotte Hornet swarm surge there honko.
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Post #830 by Honus Joglund » Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:17 am

It was after a grade eight Much Music video dance that I had snuck into.

Afterwards, me and a grade seven girl (woman) slipped away to one of those plastic schoolyard playhouses. Long story short, my face reddened and I fouled my gonchies, which I left and buried in the gravel on the playground.

I think Superman's Dead by OLP was big on the Countdown at the time, or maybe it was Clumsy. Those were GOOD days.
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Looks like we have ourselves some good clean September Friday night game seven overtime ice hockey, fellas. Image
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is that Hazel Mae in the photo behind Brain Burke?
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Looking good, Robert! : )

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Post #840 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Thu Sep 10, 2020 10:41 pm

Looks* like we’ve got some good clean September Thursday night overtime action, fellas!

*I haven’t watched a minute of this round :why:
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Post #842 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Fri Sep 11, 2020 3:46 pm

Colorado/Dallas and New Jersey/Philly. Really hoping for a Forsberg vs. Lindros final. : )
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