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Post #2 by Shawnathan Horcoff » Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:38 pm

[CENTER][SIZE="7"] :grapes: "A MINUTE?!" :grapes: [/size][/CENTER]
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Post #3 by Cao » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:23 pm

Don Cherry ‏@CoachsCornerCBC
1. 5 years ago I went into a pet store to buy a goldfish. I saw 2 older fish in a small tank stuck in the plants. They couldn't move.

Don Cherry ‏@CoachsCornerCBC
2. I asked the guy "how come?" He said "somebody dropped them off they didn't want them anymore. I don't know what to do with them."

Don Cherry ‏@CoachsCornerCBC
3. I took them, the guy still charged me 60 bucks. I have a great 100 gallon tank and only 2 fish. They have really enjoyed life. They have

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4. Always been together. But I see one is now having a tough time and he's not swimming right. Kind of sad.
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Post #4 by PredsFan77 » Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:16 pm

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Somebody chop that photo into a emotion ASAP
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Post #5 by LeafErikson » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:57 pm

Grapes and I have so much in common. I've been keeping goldfish for years now.
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Post #6 by Transplanted Caper » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:22 pm

Cherry going on about eye protection for goalies on Saturday was pretty terrific.
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Post #7 by Honus Joglund » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:23 am

1. I was driving along in our neighbourhood and I see a white van and it’s an animal control guy and he gets out with a raccoon in a cage.

2. He lets the raccoon out and the raccoon runs away. Evidently, he gets pad for removing the raccoon from one neighbourhood to let him find

3. a new home in another. So I stop and say to the guy “hey don’t let that raccoon go in a neighbourhood. Take him to the woods.

4. He’ll go into one of the houses.” He pays no attention to what I said but starts yelling “Don Cherry, Don Cherry, I see you on tv all

5. the time. “Yeah, that’s great” I say “but don’t let anymore raccoons go in our neighbourhood.” Still he doesn’t pay attention yelling

6. "Don Cherry, Don Cherry, I am getting a camera” He keeps hollering my name . Now a jerk in some Volvo pulls up behind me, stops

7. and starts honking his horn at me. A tanker can get by, but no, he sits there and continues to honk the horn while the animal control

8. guy is taking pictures shouting my name. How did I get myself into this situation? When will I lean to mind my own business?



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Post #8 by PredsFan77 » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:53 pm

Should just light a cross on fire. that usually does the trick.
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Post #9 by PredsFan77 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:59 pm

Canada would be great if it wasn't cold all the time.
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Post #10 by clawfirst » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:01 pm

America would be great too if not for all those Americans.

Win some, lose some. Bring a 'parka'. We call them coats.
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Post #11 by pedrospecialk » Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:35 am

:danson:
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Post #12 by Roger Sterling » Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:10 am

When was winter supposed to start again? You can never tell in Vancouver, it's just a really long autumn and then it's spring again.
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Post #13 by chicpea » Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:26 am

Well, this year it's been that way. Not so much the last two years.
According to local lore, Christ didn't commit any miracles while residing in Japan, but instead was just an extremely pleasant fellow to be around.
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Post #14 by PPJ » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:31 pm

He likes Kadri. Why do you hate the troops Grapes?
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Post #16 by Mufasa » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:02 pm

My God, this is pretty homoerotic in there.
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Post #17 by Honus Joglund » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:04 pm

[SIZE="7"]GRAPES: I DON'T THINK WOMEN ARE EQUAL...[/size]

Ron: :fingered:

[SIZE="7"]GRAPES: I THINK THEY'RE ABOVE[/size]
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Post #18 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:05 pm

Great Season Finale. What a cliffhanger.
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Post #19 by Transplanted Caper » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:07 pm

Honus Joglund wrote:[SIZE="7"]GRAPES: I DON'T THINK WOMEN ARE EQUAL...[/size]

Ron: :fingered:

[SIZE="7"]GRAPES: I THINK THEY'RE ABOVE[/size]


Ron's face. Gif of the week.
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Post #20 by freakin » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:07 pm

Don the master troll finding a way to imply Ron wants to ogle naked female hockey players.
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Post #21 by Haddock » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:07 pm

Had Eberle grabbed his jersey like Yakupov did he'd be calling him a good canadian boy with pride for his city and team.
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Post #25 by Macbeth » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:57 pm

Transplanted Caper wrote:Great Season Finale. What a cliffhanger.


WAS IT NOT???6
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Post #26 by PredsFan77 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:04 am

WOMEN AREN'T OUR EQUAL - GRAPES



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Post #27 by TGR » Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:59 am

I DONT GET THAT ONE.
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Post #28 by PPJ » Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:17 am

That said, reporters really shouldn't be allowed in locker rooms, period.
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Post #29 by Transplanted Caper » Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:26 am

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:That said, reporters really shouldn't be allowed in locker rooms, period.


You're sexist against women AND men?

Sickening.
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Post #30 by PPJ » Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:29 am

Transplanted Caper wrote:You're sexist against women AND men?

Sickening.


Just men and reporters. Puck bunnies should be allowed in.
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Post #31 by chicpea » Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:06 am

Honus Joglund wrote:Image


Best. Ron looks as though he's about to burst into laughter at one point. Theatre of the absurd.
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Post #32 by Ricard_Persson » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:26 am

I had it voted top 3 of the year as soon as I saw Ron's 20 year old poor fitting suit. Awesome.


Wasn't CC sponsored by Moores Clothing Store not too long ago? If I was them, I'd get Brian Burke to sue HNIC for damages to their name.
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Post #33 by mayoradamwest » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:34 am

Don's rounding into playoff form just in time.
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Post #34 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:28 pm

I think Cherry made a good point when he asked McLean if he also feels male reporters should be in women's dressing rooms.

Let's face it, that is probably a bad idea.
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Post #35 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:31 pm

Psycho Papa Joe wrote:That said, reporters really shouldn't be allowed in locker rooms, period.


The best solution for everybody.
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Post #36 by Dr_Chimera » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:44 pm

Larsson wrote:Image


The face of a gutless bleeding heart liberal.
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Post #37 by Haddock » Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:15 am

So many people agreed with Cherry on this one, it's bonkers. Hockey has too much conservative idiots that want the players to bleed for them and for women reporter to stop staring at schlongs in the locker room.
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Post #38 by Generic Username » Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:05 am

Dr_Chimera wrote:I think Cherry made a good point when he asked McLean if he also feels male reporters should be in women's dressing rooms.

Let's face it, that is probably a bad idea.


or we could try moving past the ridiculous ideal that there's something about our bodies to be guarded from the opposite sex.
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Post #39 by Macbeth » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:14 pm

Haddock wrote:So many people agreed with Cherry on this one, it's bonkers. Hockey has too much conservative idiots that want the players to bleed for them and for women reporter to stop staring at schlongs in the locker room.


LOOK ANOTHER BLEEDING GUMS LIBERAL CUNT

HAHAHAHAHA

IF MEN JOURNOS WERE TO BE IN WOMEN LOCKERROOM THERE WOULD BE RAPE

ANIMALS!!!!!!
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Post #40 by freakin » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:20 pm

The male lockerrooms are already like one of them Japanese crowded bus porns.
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Post #41 by mayoradamwest » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:11 pm

Dr_Chimera wrote:I think Cherry made a good point when he asked McLean if he also feels male reporters should be in women's dressing rooms.

Let's face it, that is probably a bad idea.


Dr_Chimera wrote:The best solution for everybody.


Dr_Chimera wrote:The face of a gutless bleeding heart liberal.


The third one so soon after the first two was pure gold.
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Post #42 by mayoradamwest » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:12 pm

Generic Username wrote:or we could try moving past the ridiculous ideal that there's something about our bodies to be guarded from the opposite sex.


God damn hippy. The Lord gave us both privates and a sense of shame for a reason.
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Post #43 by aptar » Mon Apr 29, 2013 2:58 pm

Generic Username wrote:or we could try moving past the ridiculous ideal that there's something about our bodies to be guarded from the opposite sex.


Nice in theory, but over in the real world, a candid camera pic of Phil Kessel towel drying his nut isn't going to fetch as much as Maria Sharapova nude and bent over at her gym bag while holding a tennis racket between her legs.
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Post #44 by Generic Username » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:04 pm

aptar wrote:Nice in theory, but over in the real world, a candid camera pic of Phil Kessel towel drying his nut isn't going to fetch as much as Maria Sharapova nude and bent over at her gym bag while holding a tennis racket between her legs.


and if that was a concern it wouldn't be all that difficult to have a camera check in/check out system. not to mention the fact that a women's post game locker room isn't exactly what i would call a turn on.
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Post #45 by freakin » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:10 pm

Even if male reporters were allowed in, they'd all pass out at the entrance wafting on Wickenheiser's pungent snatch.
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Post #46 by aptar » Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:12 pm

Generic Username wrote:and if that was a concern it wouldn't be all that difficult to have a camera check in/check out system. not to mention the fact that a women's post game locker room isn't exactly what i would call a turn on.


Seen a scrum lately? Most of these guys record interviews on their smartphones.

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